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MomCraft: No Pay, No Play

caregiving burden, communication breakdown, cutting ties, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggle, Guilt, high paying job, knee replacement surgery, loan debt, misunderstanding, MomCraft, out-of-pocket expenses, Pay, Play, reality check, responsibilities, sacrifice, sibling conflict

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where the only tension you’ll feel is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Forget about your brother asking for money, on our server, the only thing you’ll be asked for is your best building skills and strategic gameplay. No need to worry about taking out loans, just take out your enemies instead!

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Who needs family arguments when you can have fun and make new friends on our server? So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind!

ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

arson, ArsonCraft, BBC, confronts, criminal activity, criminal behavior, extremism, extremism in the UK, far right, hate groups, Hate Speech, interview, investigation, Journalism, Media, neo nazi, neonazi, News, racism, rioters, Tips, uk, violence

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

Meritocracy Myths Craft

Access, business schools, classism, Craft, discrimination, Diversity, economic inequality, education, equality, hard work, innate talent, Meritocracy, Myth, Myths, opportunities, Privilege, Rewards, social mobility, socioeconomic status, success, systemic bias, wealth gap

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

1.21, ADD, Apart), Builds, Community, Discord, Help, ihben, Included, interested, Join, looking, Lucky, maybe, Minecraft, more, Players, SC_OFF, Server, Shops, smp, sprinkle, SwipeSMP, Vanilla, Whitelist, Youre

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	46
Villages Defended:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Once Again Minecraft Server

ALERT, assets, assets at risk, Bank of America, bank of america scam, bank run, bank run alert, commodity scarcity, Economy, fargo-esau scheme, financial crisis, Jews, Minecraft, MONEY, ports down, scarcity, Server, strike, Warning, wiping out accounts

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	2192
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MommaCare Minecraft Server

caregiver guilt, caregiver responsibilities, Chronic illness, distant relationship, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, emotional trauma, family expectations, family obligations., guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, long-term resentment, Minecraft, MommaCare, mother-daughter bond, mother-daughter dynamics, neglectful parenting, personal boundaries, professional care, rebuilding relationships, self-care, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Star Shards Collected:	213
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

TipTopTressTrimz

Agreement, Communication, customer service, demo cut, devastation, education event, Ethics, freedom, Hair journey, Hairstylist, Long hair, MODEL, payment, pixie cut, shock, stylist, Tears, Tipping, TipTopTressTrimz, Trust

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Love Letters Sent:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

bad, character assassination, controversial, Good, GoodBadGuyMC, Hero, Historical figures, History, judgment, Legacy, misconceptions, misunderstood, misunderstood figures, morality, perspective, public perception, Redemption, reevaluation, reputation, revisionist history, smp, Villain

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, Career Change, financial recovery, financial setback, finding purpose, fresh start, job loss, Job Search, life reset, lost everything, new beginnings, overcoming adversity, personal growth, rebuilding confidence, rebuilding life, resilience, second chance, Self Discovery, Starting from scratch, starting over, status loss

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!