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BlockyLove: Minecraft Matrimony

Autonomy, BlockyLove, Boundaries, Communication, confidentiality, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, Individuality, Intimacy, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Married people, matrimony, Minecraft, Partnership, personal space, privacy, privacy rights, relationship, Respect, RIGHTS, Secrets, Trust

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Are you tired of your spouse constantly snooping through your Minecraft chests? Join our server and enjoy the ultimate privacy as a married player! Our server has top-of-the-line virtual security measures to keep your diamonds safe from prying eyes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide all your rare loot from your nosy partner. So come join us and experience the freedom of being a married player without all the drama!

TyphoonCraft Server: $1.6B in Fun!

1.6b, Fun, Server, TyphoonCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we create chaos like typhoon yagi but in a virtual world! we’ve got over 400 players from 4 different countries causing $1.6 billion in fun and destruction! build your own virtual empire and watch it get destroyed by our crazy events and mini games. join now and be a part of the madness!

StormyShanghaiCraft

China, climate change, community resilience, disaster preparedness, emergency response, environmental impact, evacuation orders, extreme weather, infrastructure damage, meteorology, natural disaster, power outages, safety precautions, seven decades, shanghai, Storm, StormyShanghaiCraft, strongest storm, typhoon, Urban planning, weather

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7694
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the storms are so strong, they make Shanghai look like a gentle breeze! we got lightning that strikes every 5 seconds and tornadoes that will blow your mind (literally). China is shooketh by our server’s weather patterns, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now if you dare, but make sure to bring your umbrella and a helmet!

Fair Faces Influence Decisions

Attractive faces, attractiveness, cognitive neuroscience, cognitive processes, Decision making, Decisions, EEG brain wave study, emotional responses, faces, facial attractiveness, fair, fairness decisions, female participants, gender differences, influence, male faces, neural responses, Perception, reactions, social behavior, social interactions, social psychology, unfair proposals, visual stimuli

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got faces dat make u feel all fair n’ stuff! Our faces are so attractive, dey make u forget all about dem unfair proposals and negative reactions! We did a study wit EEG brain waves and found out dat female participants love our male faces so much, dey just gotta join our server! So come on over and experience da magic of our attractive faces, we promise u won’t regret it! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so what more could u ask for?! Join now and let da fun begin!

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops, uSkyblock, and Challenges make money disappear!

admin shops, Bazaars, blocks, cactus farm, Challenges, Chestshops, disappear, Economy, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, MONEY, Nostalgia, Novidium, Player Economy, Plugins, Quests, rare items, richest players, Sand farm, Shop, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, uSkyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5697
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Novidium Skyblock Server

Server IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.
Features	Challenges to earn unique items Player-to-player economy with no admin shops Leaderboards for richest players and highest level islands

FAQ

What is the purpose of challenges on Novidium?

Challenges on Novidium are designed to provide players with goals and rewards for completing tasks, such as farming specific items.

How does the player-to-player economy work?

On Novidium, players can sell and trade items with each other by building shops on their own islands. There are no admin shops or central markets on the server.

What are the leaderboards for?

Novidium features leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands. These leaderboards provide long-term goals for players and help them discover new islands and shops.

Is Novidium similar to other skyblock servers?

Novidium takes a unique approach to skyblock, offering a balance between classic skyblock gameplay and modern features. It aims to provide a nostalgic experience while incorporating new elements.

DesireCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4069
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for a purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest desires! Join us and experience a world where everyone looks at you with pure desire, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want a piece of your pixelated perfection?

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it’s a place where the blocks are made of pure gold and the diamonds rain from the sky. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic unicorn while battling evil mobs with a sword made of rainbow-colored obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons that will make you the most powerful player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most desired player in all of Minecraft!

Remember when most anime used to look like this instead of what… Minecraft SMP

90s, animation, animation style, Anime, anime aesthetics, Anime design, anime evolution, anime history, Artistic, childhood memories, classic, hand drawn, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old school, remember, Retro, smp, Throwback, Timeless, Traditional, vintage, vintage anime, What

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
New Chunks Explored:	31383	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring, modern-day anime? Want to experience the glory days of over-the-top, ridiculous animation styles? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where we bring back the old-school anime vibes in pixelated form!

Our server is filled with wacky characters, crazy storylines, and epic battles that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. From giant robot mechs to magical girls with superpowers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures, guarded by a giant talking cat who only speaks in puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Sword of Weebdom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon anime characters to fight by their side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, laughter, and plenty of anime references that will make you question your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

$100KBuilder Minecraft SMP

100KBuilder, abundance, carpe diem, dream come true, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, follow your instincts, investing, life-changing opportunity, Long-term goals, make a difference, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity knocks, secure future, Seize the Day, seize the moment, smp, Take Action, trust yourself, unexpected windfall, wealth management

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	2635
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! Imagine building your dream base with walls made of hundred dollar bills and a roof made of gold bars. Join us and become the richest player on the server by completing insane challenges like building a mansion out of solid gold blocks or creating a roller coaster that runs on actual money.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with even more cash waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate money mogul?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and start your journey to financial domination! Who needs diamonds when you can have stacks on stacks of cash?

BlockPartyFunLand

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can test their skills in epic poultry combat.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to explore the mystical land of Baconia, where pigs fly and cows shoot laser beams from their eyes. Rumor has it that a hidden treasure trove of diamond blocks lies deep within the enchanted forest, guarded by a fearsome army of evil bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this bizarre and hilarious world of Minecraft madness.

ShahedCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, September, Server, ShahedCraft, Shaheds, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War, Zelensky

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, in the first half of September, Russians used over 640 shaheds against Ukraine, but on our server, we have ZERO shaheds cuz we only use creepers to blow stuff up! join now and u can be the creeper king, ruling over all the exploding chaos! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and let’s blow stuff up together, creeper style! 🤪🧨💣 #minecraftmadness