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InsomniacCraft

bedtime, circadian rhythm, humans, insomnia, InsomniacCraft, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep difficulties in humans, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep duration, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep science

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got beds dat make u fall asleep INSTANTLY like a sloth on a sugar rush. no more waiting around for ur character to get some shut eye, just plop on dat bed and BAM u out like a light. plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u dream of building giant castles made of cheese. trust me, u wanna be a part of dis wild ride. come join us and sleep like a pro, cuz humans ain’t got nothin’ on us.

AncientCraft

building, Classes, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Magic, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Races, Realms, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

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0b2t

0BUILDER0TOOLS, 2024.., 2b2t, Alternative, Anarchy, Cracked, FrameDupe, full vanilla, Hardcore, home, KitPvP, Lavadupe, no admins, No Rules, Tpa

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

[0BUILDER0TOOLS] Cracked anarchy alternative 2b2t in 2024 Tpa and home no rules no admins Full Vanilla framedupe and Lavadupe

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Kamala’s Demon Minecraft Server

blacked out eyes, creepy, Demon, deranged, EYES, Haunting, image, Internet Sensation, kamala, kamala harris, Kamalas, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, online phenomenon, PHOTO, Scary, Server, social media, spooky, viral image, viral photo, viral trend

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7323
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in the Upside Down? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kamala Harris herself would look like a deranged demon with blacked out eyes after playing on it. Join us for a truly mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself once got lost in our server and had to be rescued by a pack of wild wolves. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

“NewCanadaTop10” – Minecraft SMP

2024.., Afghanistan, Cameroon, Canada, China, citizenship, Diversity, France, Globalization, immigration, India, iran, Minecraft, New PRs, NewCanadaTop10, Nigeria, Pakistan, Permanent Residents, Philippines, smp, statistics, top 10, united states

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mines Excavated:	3369
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the top 10 citizenships of New Canada as our permanent residents in 2024!

Join us and build your very own Indian-inspired castle, Filipino-themed village, or Chinese pagoda! Or maybe you’d prefer to live in a Nigerian jungle, Afghan desert, or Cameroonian rainforest? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Want to trade with the Iranians for some rare resources, or team up with the Pakistanis to take on the United States in a friendly PvP battle? It’s all possible in our crazy and diverse community!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky French players trying to steal your diamonds!

BestieOverBFandFamCraft

Apology, Best Friend, BestieOverBFandFamCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, emergency, family, loyalty, perspective, Pregnant, Priorities, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Support, Understanding, VALUES, Wedding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a pregnant best friend and a sister’s wedding!

Imagine this: You’re at a virtual wedding in Minecraft, all dressed up and ready to celebrate. But wait, your best friend calls in tears because her fiance ran off with a married co-worker! Do you stay and support the bride, or rush to your friend’s side? The choice is yours on our server, where drama unfolds at every corner.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some family feuds and heated arguments. Will you stand your ground like a boss, or apologize to keep the peace? The drama never stops on our server, where every decision you make can lead to hilarious consequences.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regret, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mines Excavated:	3827
Runes Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of living with regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to all your past mistakes, including that time you accidentally ate a whole jar of pickles in one sitting. On our server, you can build a virtual pickle palace to make up for it! So come on, join us and let’s turn those regrets into epic Minecraft adventures!

AmazonPaveNoWay

#sustainability, Amazon, AmazonPaveNoWay, Brazil, conservation, Deforestation, Development, Environment, environmental impact, FEARS, former president, government decision, highway, INCREASE, Infrastructure, Jair Bolsonaro, pave, Plans, preservation, Rainforest, suspension

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Enchantments Applied:	223
Emeralds Found:	8262	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

so, like, u know how there’s this server where u can, like, build stuff and mine stuff and, like, have a grand ol’ time? well, imagine if that server was, like, the most epic server everrrr. like, so epic that former President Jair Bolsonaro wanted to pave a highway through it, but then everyone was like, “nah dude, we gotta protect this server at all costs!” so now, this server is, like, the most protected server in alllll of Minecraft land. u gotta join this server, not only to build and mine and have fun, but also to protect it from evil highway builders. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server adventure everrrr!

PixelSoldierLand

better world, coexistence, Conflict Resolution, dream, Dystopia, Envision, envisioning, FANTASY, Future, Hope, Humanity, idealism, imagination, Military, Peace, PixelSoldierLand, society, soldiers, utopia, violence, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6230	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where soldiers are replaced with fluffy bunnies armed with carrot swords! watch as they battle it out in intense carrot duels, hopping around like crazy!

we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, dropping sick beats that will make you want to dance until the sun comes up (literally, because there is no day-night cycle on our server)!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give out free diamonds! but be careful, they also tell really bad puns that will make you groan for days.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! who needs soldiers when you have carrot-wielding bunnies and pun-loving cows? it’s a weird world out there, but it’s a whole lot of fun!

Sethcraft

1.20.6, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Custom Recipes, Custom Resourcepack, discord server, Economy, Griefprevention, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Quests, skins, special GUIs, Survival, unlockables, weekly events

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

This Server Can currently Only be played one 1.20.6!

Note: This server doesn’t need any mods or addons! Everything you see within this server can be used and seen through our reasourcepack! The Plugins will do the rest! This server is still early Access however updates will be done weekly and announced in our discord server!

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