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TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	197	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨

SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

application, BUILD, city, collaborate, Community, content creators, Creators, Discord, Explore, flavor, Gaming, Hermicraft, hermitcraft, Hint, Join, location, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Server, smp, SpawnCitySMP, Style, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Votes:	7924	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
Is this server only for content creators?	No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
Where can I find more information?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.

Debate Night Minecraft Server

campaign trail, candidates, debate, debate outcome, debate performance, debate predictions, debate strategies, debate winner, democratic party, election, election 2020, kamala harris, Mike Pence, Minecraft, night, political analysis, political showdown, Politics, republican party, Server, Vice President debate, vice presidential candidates, vice presidential debate winner

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4263	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Towns Built:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and watch the most epic Vice President debate unfold right before your eyes! Will the zombie pigman reign supreme with his fiery rhetoric? Or will the creeper blow everyone away with his explosive arguments? Only one way to find out – join now and witness the madness! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join today and be part of the craziest political showdown in Minecraft history!

Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

CBGBs, concert memories, iconic clubs, Kino, legendary venues, Live Music, Minecraft, Music, music experiences, music history, Music legends, music nostalgia, music venues, new york city, punk bands, punk culture, Punk Rock, punk scene, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, underground scene

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	120	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).

CelebLoverMC SMP

admired celebrities, beloved stars, CelebLoverMC, Celebrities, celebrities we admire, celebrities we adore, celebrities we appreciate, celebrities we enjoy, celebrities we look up to, celebrities we love, celebrities we respect, celebrities we support, celebrity crushes, famous people, favorite celebrities, likeable celebrities, popular celebrities, smp, well-liked celebrities

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the celebrities on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Steve, the OG blocky heartthrob who can mine diamonds with his eyes closed. And don’t even get me started on Creeperina, the explosive fashionista who always leaves a bang wherever she goes. And let’s not forget about Herobrine, the mysterious bad boy who’s always up to no good (but we love him anyway). Join our SMP and rub elbows with the coolest celebs in the blocky world – you won’t regret it!

AnimalCraft: Live Like a Wolf

AnimalCraft, Live, Wolf

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Farms Harvested:	414
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just a regular player? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a day! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the fields? Done. How about a ferocious T-Rex terrorizing the land? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a different animal every day. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for flying like a bird or swimming like a fish. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

BlockBusterCraft

Assassination, assassination attempt, BlockBusterCraft, Conflict, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israeli strike, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, Political, resistance, RETALIATION, security threat, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamonds, like whaaat?! And the best part is, our leader is a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro!

Join now and you’ll get a special power-up that lets you shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, our community is so friendly, we once had a virtual tea party with the zombies and skeletons. They’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Doomscrolling Drive Time

addiction, alertness, anxiety, danger, distraction, doomscrolling, DRIVE, Driving, exhaustion, Focus, Frustration, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, Physical, Relaxation, road rage, Safety, stress, Technology, Time, traffic

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!

Gut Microbiota Fun Zone – Crafty Kids Server

cohort study, Crafty, early life factors, Fun, Gut, gut bacteria, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, health outcomes, infant development, infant health, INFANTS, Kids, Long-term Health, microbial composition, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiota, microbiota analysis, overall health, predictive model, Server, wellbeing index, Zone

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a baby pig named fluffy. fluffy was just a normal pig, until he joined our server. he started eating all the enchanted golden apples and turned into a super pig! he could fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, and even summon a herd of sheep to do his bidding. all thanks to our amazing server!

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about susie the chicken. susie was just a regular chicken, until she joined our server. she found a secret diamond mine and became the richest chicken in all the land. she even built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hired a team of zombie minions to protect her treasure. all thanks to our amazing server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!