simp mvp – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Puppy-Free Passion Palace

adores, Argument, Boyfriend, Controlling, dog, dramatic, feelings, Frustration, Heated, Intimacy, overthinking, Palace, Passion, PuppyFree, relationship, serious, UNCOMFORTABLE, unease, unreasonable, Watched

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a dog-free zone for all your intimate moments!

Are you tired of feeling like you’re being watched by your boyfriend’s beloved pooch while trying to get frisky? Look no further, our server is the perfect solution for you!

Join us and leave all worries behind as you enjoy building, mining, and crafting without any judgmental eyes from man’s best friend. Our server is a safe space for you to relax and unwind, free from any canine interruptions.

Don’t let your boyfriend’s dog ruin the mood any longer, join our server and experience true peace and tranquility while playing Minecraft. Who knew a virtual world could provide such relief from real-life drama?

So come on in, leave the dog at the door, and let the fun begin! Join now and say goodbye to awkward encounters with furry spectators.

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CreeperCraft – Mind Blown!

bizarre intelligence, BLOWN, chilling intelligence, Creepercraft, creepy, creepy behavior, creepy human, creepy intelligence, Display, disturbing intelligence, eerie intelligence, frightening intelligence, hair-raising intelligence, Human, intelligence, intelligence creepiness, intelligence display, Mind, scary intelligence, spine-tingling intelligence, unnerving intelligence, unsettling intelligence, weird intelligence

Have you ever seen someone build a functioning calculator out of redstone in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have players who can calculate the square root of a creeper’s explosion radius in their head! Join us if you want to witness the most mind-blowing displays of intelligence in the Minecraft world. Who needs a math tutor when you have our players to help you with your homework? Come for the redstone creations, stay for the brainpower!

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SupremeCraft: TehranTakedown

Assassination, crime, current events, international relations, iran, Iran news, Judiciary, justice system, Justices, law, MIDDLE EAST, Political unrest, security concerns, shooting attack, SUPREME COURT, SupremeCraft, Tehran, TehranTakedown, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, world news

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll think you died and went to minecraft heaven! we have more excitement than two Iranian Supreme Court justices in a Tehran shooting attack (too soon?)

our server is so lit, you’ll be building and crafting like a pro in no time. we have more surprises than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark.

join us now for a wild ride that will make you question reality and have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those poor justices. just kidding, we don’t joke about serious stuff like that. but seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

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VirusCraft: Pig Tissue Trick

cancer cells, cancer research, cancer treatment, cell transformation, Eliminate, experimental medicine, humans, immune evasion, immune response, immune system, lab-grown viruses, medical breakthrough, monkeys, organ transplant, organ-rejection response, Pig, pig tissue, tissue, Trick, tumour growth, tumour regression, viral manipulation, viral therapy, viruscraft

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join now and experience the thrill of battling mutated mobs that have been infected with lab-grown viruses! These mobs are like nothing you’ve ever seen before, with crazy abilities and powers that will keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret weapon against cancerous cells – pig tissue! That’s right, we’ve found a way to trick the immune system into attacking those pesky cancer cells by making them look like pig tissue. It’s like a battle of epic proportions happening right in front of your eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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What is the IP for Top5Gaming Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, top5gaming

Top5Gaming is a popular YouTube channel that focuses on creating top five countdown videos related to video games. With a dedicated following of gamers, the channel covers a wide range of gaming topics and delivers entertaining and informative content for its audience.

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EgiptoCraft

Adventure, base, BUILD, collect, Earth, EgiptoCraft, EgyptCraft, Explore, Fun, GUARANTEED, Immerse, Map, Minecraft, Modalities, Real World, Resources, Server, Skills, Survival, Unique

Welcome to EgyptCraft! Immerse yourself in a unique Minecraft server, where fun and adventure are guaranteed. At egiptocraft.mysrv.us, you can enjoy two exciting modalities that will test your skills: Survival Earth: Explore a map based on the real world, build your base, collect resources and survive in

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⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, things of God, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Ethereal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, anal hygiene, Asshole Cleaning, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom hygiene, bathroom innovation, bathroom technology, bidet gun, bum gun, Ethereal, Fajitas, hygiene products, personal hygiene, Realm, shithole country, spicy food, Tex-Mex, TOILET, toilet hygiene, toilet innovation, toilet paper, toilet technology, united states of america

Yo, listen up gamers! You ever take a dump and it feels like a fire-breathing dragon coming out of your ass? Well, fear no more because I have the solution for you! Introducing the magical bidet gun, the bum gun that will change your life forever.

Imagine this: you’re sitting on the toilet, feeling the burn of your spicy fajitas making their grand exit. But wait, instead of suffering through the pain of wiping with sandpaper, you just aim that bidet gun and BAM! Your ass is cleaner than a baby’s bottom.

No more raw assholes, no more painful wipes, just pure, smooth cleanliness thanks to the power of the bidet gun. Join our Minecraft server and experience the true joy of a clean booty hole while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now!

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BabySnatchinMamaNoSitter

BabySnatchinMamaNoSitter

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family time? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize keeping your little ones close! Just like this mom who wouldn’t let anyone come between her and her baby, we understand the bond between player and pixel. Join us and never worry about being separated from your blocks again! Plus, our server is so family-friendly, even the creepers will want to babysit your little ones! So come join us and keep those bonds strong, just like the bond between this mom and her baby. Who needs daycare when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

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Crafty Car Mike R.

Address, anthropomorphism, attachment, CAR, Communication, Connection, Crafty, emotional bond, Habit, Identity, Individuality, mike, Mike R, Naming, Nickname, ownership, Personalization, personification, relationship, Repetition, sentiment, Vehicle

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw epic raves every night. and don’t even get me started on the diamond mine that’s guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones. plus, if you name your car “Mike R.” on this server, you gotta talk to him like he’s your bffl or else he’ll drive off without you. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything goes!

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