simp board – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Simp to Schizo 1.20

2.0.., 4chan, Anonymity, board culture, community engagement, creativity, humor, imageboards, internet culture, internet subcultures, Meme culture, meme evolution, online communities, r9k, s4s, Schizo, schizo meme board, simp, simp board, social experiments, trolling, User-generated content

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and randomness that will make your brain explode like a creeper on steroids.

Get ready to build, mine, and troll your way through a world filled with derpy memes and mind-bending shenanigans.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted version of reality where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs.

So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner schizo and embrace the madness, then this is the server for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.

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GeneticLotteryCraft

athletes, athleticism, chance, Competition, genetic lottery, GeneticLotteryCraft, genetics, LUCK, natural ability, Performance, physical ability, Physical fitness, rules, skill, Sport, sports, sports rules, Sportsmanship, success, talent, Training

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that mining for diamonds is basically just a genetic lottery with some rules attached! Join us for a chance to strike it rich in our virtual world, where the odds are in your favor (or not, depending on your luck stat).

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a virtual genetic lottery to win rare in-game items. Who needs real-life sports when you can test your luck and skill in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of randomness, chaos, and of course, plenty of diamonds to go around. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the ultimate genetic lottery winner of our server!

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KurskCraft: No Storm Shadows!

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, embargo, Europe, foreign affairs, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, missile technology, News, Politics, restrictions, shadows, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Telegraph, uk, Ukraine, weapons

lol imagine if Ukraine had access to Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft! Join our server and unleash chaos like never before. Build your own Kursk offensive and dominate the competition with these insane missiles. The UK may not allow it in real life, but in our server, anything goes! Come join the madness and show off your strategic skills in ways you never thought possible. Who needs permission when you have Minecraft? Let’s goooooo!

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FridgeSpaceSaverCraft

condiment containers, condiment storage, decluttering, efficient storage, food preservation, food waste prevention, fridge organization, fridge space saver, FridgeSpaceSaverCraft, household tips, ketchup, Kitchen organization, kitchen storage, Minimalism, pickle jars, self-minimizing, space optimization, space-hoggers, sustainable living, toothpaste containers, volume reduction

join this cray cray minecraft server where ketchup bottles magically shrink as you use them, just like toothpaste tubes! it’s like living in a wacky kitchen world where the fridge is a magical place full of surprises.

imagine fighting off creepers with giant pickles or building a house out of shrinking ketchup bottles. the possibilities are endless on this server where the laws of physics are just suggestions.

come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the self-minimizing fridge items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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TickBlockerCraft

allergic reactions, allergic reactions to red meat, alpha-gal syndrome, animal studies, climate-induced habitat expansion, environmental factors, findings, food allergies, humans, immunotherapy, intravenous delivery, lone star tick bites, medical breakthrough, Mice, Nanoparticles, nanoparticles research, red meat, research, tick-borne diseases, TickBlockerCraft, University of Michigan

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever been munchin’ on a juicy burger and then BAM, you get hit with a tick bite allergy? Well, fear no more, ’cause our Minecraft server got them fancy nanoparticles that can block them pesky allergic reactions!

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in our server, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a lone star tick tries to ruin your day. But wait, you got them nanoparticles coursing through your virtual veins, so you just laugh in that tick’s face and keep on buildin’ your epic castle.

And get this, fam – our server is like a virtual University of Michigan, but way cooler. We got mad scientists workin’ round the clock to make sure you can chow down on all the red meat you want without worryin’ ’bout them tick bites. Climate change ain’t got nothin’ on us!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and say goodbye to alpha-gal syndrome forever! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a diamond-encrusted superhero. The possibilities are endless, yo!

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The Oddity 1.21: Where Vanilla is Only a Flavor. Come Play, We Don’t Bite (Much)

Adults, AFK display, Armor statues, Armored Elytra, atom shulkers, BITE, Community, coordinates hud, data packs, Destiny 2, Discord, dont, flavor, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, modded servers, ODDITY, Play, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, shulker shells, Stardew, Valhelsia 6, Vanilla, Veinminer, zombie flesh

Overview of Minecraft Server

Server Discord	https://discord.gg/wvkqYHuKqE
Community	Adult players who enjoy stress-free Minecraft
Server Type	Low-stress, grief-free community with optional modded servers

FAQ

What kind of players are on the server?

We are adult players with normal lives who enjoy relaxing and fun gameplay. We have a tight-knit community that respects each other.

What kind of server is this?

Our server promotes a low-stress atmosphere where players can have fun together. It is free from griefing and thieving, and we aim to build a fun-loving community.

Do you host modded Minecraft servers?

Yes, we host modded servers as well. Currently, we have a Valhelsia 6 modpack server available for those interested.

What are some of the plugins/data packs being used?

Plugin/Data Pack	Description
AFK Display	Player name fades when AFK after 5 mins
Zombie Flesh to Leather	Cook zombie flesh to get leather
Armor Statues	Used to pose armor statues
Coordinates HUD	Toggle on/off coords above hotbar
VeinMiner	Allows instant mining of groups of adjacent blocks
And more…	Various other plugins for gameplay enhancements

VtuberCraft – Virtual Fun Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Fun, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, virtual, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, VtuberCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or craziness? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a virtual adventure like no other, where you can interact with Japanese Vtubers and dive into their crazy world of Aogiri Highschool, Dot Live, and even VPI Cafe (where the coffee is so good, it’ll make your character jittery in-game)!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to attend Hasunosora Highschool or become a member of the Sinsogumi gang? Well, now you can on our server! You can even join forces with Kizuna Ai Inc to take down the evil 774 inc corporation in an epic battle for virtual supremacy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of virtual madness and mayhem! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the ASMR section and get stuck listening to virtual whispers for hours on end).

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DaughterWifeCraft SMP

Alternate Reality, another world, cute daughterwife, DaughterWifeCraft, dreams, emotional pain, FANTASY, Heartache, impossible love, Live, longing, longing for companionship, longing for family, longing for love, Sadness, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable happiness, unfulfilled, unrequited love, yearning

Are you tired of living in a boring old world where you can’t have a cute daughterwife from another dimension? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible! Join us and you just might find yourself a pixelated waifu straight out of your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your most bizarre fantasies in blocky form. Join now and start your quest for love in the most unexpected of places!

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SassySILMassage Minecraft Server

age gap, apologies, awkward situations, back rub, Boundaries, Communication, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, enmeshed family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, half siblings, intimate gestures, Minecraft, Niece, personal space, SassySILMassage, Server, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where back rubs are strictly prohibited unless you’re a professional masseuse! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and family dynamics, just like the vacation at Aunt Rose’s beach house.

Experience the thrill of being the only man surrounded by a group of women who treat you like one of the girls. Get ready for some intense family bonding and enmeshed relationships that will make you question your own sanity.

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through awkward situations like refusing to give a back rub to your wife’s half-sister and dealing with the consequences of “shaming” her in front of the whole family. Who knew a simple no could cause so much chaos?

Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where gender roles are blurred, boundaries are non-existent, and back rubs are a hot topic of discussion. It’s a vacation you’ll never forget, filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of unexpected twists. See you there!

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BioFamVsAdoBro

adoptive brother, adoptive parents, adoptive siblings, at-home DNA test, BioFamVsAdoBro, biological brother, biological family matches, biological family members, biological roots, contacting biological family, dna test, family connection, family exploration, family history, family pact, Family Reunion, Family Support, long-lost brother, respecting wishes, sibling bond, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of biological family connections.

Imagine finding out you have a long-lost brother in the world of Minecraft! Will you choose to reach out and forge a new bond, or will you stick with your adopted sibling and navigate the drama together? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense arguments and emotional turmoil along the way.

Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for buried family secrets instead? Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you questioning your loyalties and testing your relationships like never before.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of sibling rivalry and DNA discoveries. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world of family drama!

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UnaskedTales Minecraft SMP

conversation starters, deep reflections, forgotten moments, hidden truths, introspective sharing, Minecraft, narrative exploration, narrative gaps, overlooked experiences, overlooked memories, overlooked tales, Personal experiences, reflective storytelling., sharing narratives, smp, storytelling, storytelling opportunities, storytelling prompts, unasked questions, UnaskedTales, unheard anecdotes, unique perspectives, untold stories

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret underground societies, talking animals, and a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny!

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? On our server, anything is possible! Join now and become part of our wacky community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start crafting your own epic tale to share with the world. Who knows, you might just become the hero of our server and have your story told for generations to come!

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