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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 3552 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 386 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 244 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 75 |
Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who are obsessed with white Nordic blondes and Asian fetishes – you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon in our world. So come join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget!