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  • NostalgicKid – Minecraft SMP

    NostalgicKid – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you miss the good ol’ days of playing hide and seek with your friends? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft! Join our SMP for the ultimate game of hide and seek where you can build secret bases and trap your friends in elaborate booby traps. Trust us, the nostalgia will hit you harder than a creeper explosion!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever dreamt of living in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, we have a Candyland biome where you can frolic through fields of cotton candy and swim in rivers of chocolate. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against their furry rebellion? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and relive your childhood dreams in the most absurd and hilarious way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky and wild?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

    Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

    But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Why Not? Minecraft Server

    Why Not? Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

    Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

    Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous "Troll Bridge," where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP