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CrushCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and dance the night away. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bachelorette, where players compete for the heart of a pixelated princess. Will you be the one to win her over with your epic building skills and charming personality?

So come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “I can’t believe I used to crush on a cartoon character when I could have been playing on this amazing server!”

Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

advice, Beta Tag System, blocky, catsmells, challenge, Create, Fester, GCG, github, Gockslop Edition, gooncave, GOONCAVE General, gooncave.fun, GoonCaveGeneral, hidden numbers, Minecraft, mobile, post number, Random, Screen, Shenanigans, smp, tagging, Ultimate, window manager

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3896	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

MILrageCraft – No Visits, No Messages!

accidental insult, communication misunderstandings, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, family conflict, family connections, family relationships, Family Values, generational misunderstandings, international family dynamics, long distance family, maintaining family ties, messages, MILrageCraft, mother-in-law boundaries, mother-in-law drama, mother-in-law relationships, parenting decisions, refusing to visit MIL, setting boundaries, sibling humor, video sharing, visits

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is filled with hilarious moments like a little sister showing off her middle finger bandaid and unintentionally giving the finger to family members.

But watch out, because even the most innocent jokes can lead to family feuds! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama and deciding whether to go no contact with your own relatives. Will you choose to honor the finger-flipping ban or rebel against the rules? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Join now for a wild ride of family antics and absurd reactions. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community!

ConspiracyCraft SMP

#classified information, alternative explanations, Conspiracy Theory, ConspiracyCraft, controversial beliefs, CONVINCING, critical thinking, deep state, government cover-up, hidden agendas, hidden motives, hidden truths, investigative research, mysterious occurrences, secret societies, skeptical viewpoint, smp, suppressed information, suspicious activity, truth hidden, unexplained events, whistleblower testimonies

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with wild conspiracy theories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and uncover the truth behind why villagers trade emeralds for useless items, or why Endermen are always stealing blocks. Rumor has it that the admins are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and every time you mine diamonds, you’re actually funding their evil plans to take over the server!

But don’t worry, we have a secret society of players dedicated to exposing the truth and protecting the server from any shady dealings. So if you’re ready to dive deep into the world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and have a laugh along the way, join us now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCravings

addiction, alcoholism, behavioral addiction, caffeine addiction, CraftyCravings, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health issues, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, self-harm addiction, shopping addiction, smoking addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, video game addiction, work addiction, worst addictions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you addicted to mining for diamonds? Obsessed with building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Do you find yourself dreaming about Creeper explosions and Enderman encounters? Then boy, do we have the perfect server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction to all things blocky and pixelated. Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon can’t stay away! Rumor has it, Notch himself logs on to play incognito.

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Players have been known to spend days on end crafting, mining, and battling mobs. Some say they’ve even seen Herobrine lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest of players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the addiction begin! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks, because you’ll be playing for hours on end.

TerritorialTussle Minecraft Server

aggression, annexation, border, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Politics, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, TerritorialTussle, Territory, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Towns Built:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	94

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out for land but in a virtual world!!! build ur own base and fight for control of the map with crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. join the ukrainian side and show russia who’s boss or team up with the russians and crush the ukrainian rebellion. who will win in this epic battle for virtual supremacy?!?! come find out on our server and be part of the chaos and madness!!! also, we have free cake every friday. so why wait? join now and let the insanity begin!!!!

HostageCraft: PhaseOneDeal

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

hey u, yea u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even hamas is releasin hostages just to play on it. yea, u heard me right. dey like “yo, we gotta get in on dis minecraft action, forget bout da hostages.” so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den join dis server now! who knows, maybe u’ll be da next big deal like gallant or sumthin. so come on, what u waitin for? join now and let’s get dis party started!

ADHDgeneCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! We got rare genetic changes that are so spontaneous, you won’t even know what hit you! And get this, these changes aren’t inherited from your parents, so you can blame all your ADHD on us!

We’ve got over a thousand genes just waiting to mess with your brain and make your Minecraft experience the craziest ride of your life. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server that messes with your attention and hyperactivity levels?

Join us now and see if you can survive the insanity of our ADHD-inducing Minecraft server. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back. So buckle up and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

TBC

Chat, Community, Discord, Gaming, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, official server, ONLINE, Play, rules, Safety, Server, Survival, TBC, Vanilla, Verification, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

The TBC official minecraft server. Users must join discord to verify their account prior to playing.

207.181.203.131

CraftyCollapse Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our post-apocalyptic Minecraft server where the only rule is survival of the fittest! Join us as we navigate through a world ravaged by chaos and destruction, where depopulation is just the tip of the iceberg.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On our server, you’ll have the chance to build your own empire from the ground up, recruit allies to fend off mutant hordes, and even ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

So why join our server? Well, where else can you witness a showdown between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of zombie llamas? Or participate in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (a.k.a. a pig with wings), because on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and let the madness begin!