Simon Mayo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gura’s Worst Nightmare Server: Creeper Killers United

“Gura killer, CLOSEST, cold case, creeper, crime, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, criminal profiling, forensic evidence, Guras, investigation, Killers, law enforcement, murder, Mystery, Nightmare, serial killer, Server, SUSPECT, suspect identification, suspect list, suspect profile, suspect search, true crime, United, unsolved, WORST

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Mines Excavated:	1238	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Farms Harvested:	554	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride for all players!

Join us and become the closest “Gura killer” we’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world. Take on epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. Who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Gura herself!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with treasure and danger around every corner. Will you be the one to conquer them all and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back!

DroneCraft: Where even the drones ask “Why are FROM drones like this?”

Aerial Photography, Artificial Intelligence, commercial use, data collection, DroneCraft, Drones, flying machines, future technology, hobbyists, innovation, Military, Military operations, privacy concerns, reconnaissance, remote control, robotics, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned aircraft, Video recording

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1338	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	758731	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by rogue drones that drop loot when defeated. These drones are not your average mobs – they are equipped with lasers, rocket launchers, and even disco balls that blind you with their fabulousness.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city where players can engage in epic battles with giant mutant chickens. These chickens are so big, they can crush you with a single peck. Will you be brave enough to take them on?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Laughs!

Adjudicator, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, Digging, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, Helldivers, interstellar struggle, Latest Patch, laughs, loadouts, McMineFace, minecrafty, objective-based missions, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, squad edition, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, Third-person Shooter, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Buildings Constructed:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take squad goals to a whole new level! Join us in the epic battle to rid the galaxy of alien threats in our very own version of HELLDIVERS 2. You’ll become a Helldiver, part of Super Earth’s elite fighting force, and embark on missions to liberate planets and achieve total victory in our galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re a fan of the original HELLDIVERS game, fear not – we’ve got that too! Dive into the top-down, twin-stick shooter action and experience the roots of our epic gameplay formula.

Check out our wiki for all the insider info, grab your gear from our equipment reference, and team up with fellow players to dominate the battlefield. And don’t forget to stay up to date with the latest news and patches – we’re always evolving and improving!

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and show those aliens who’s boss! Trust us, even the Adjudicator thinks this server is good – and that’s saying something!

Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Awareness, Behavior, Conclusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, emotions, fear, gals, gender, Manipulation, mental health, misconceptions, Misogyny, Perception, psychopath, Psychopaths, realization, Reflection, relationships, society, Stereotypes, stigma, TOXIC, Tread, Truth, Women

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	347	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of dealing with psycho exes in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only psychopaths you’ll encounter are the creepers trying to blow you up. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. Who needs love when you have diamonds? Join now and leave those real-life psychos behind!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!

cheeky personality, chickens, Henjin no Salad Bowl, I love her charm, Main, rule, salad, saladcraft, She is so good, Top, Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Towns Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mines Excavated:	3003	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3411

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa! She’s basically a Minecraft goddess with charm for days. Rumor has it, her cheeky personality can even make creepers explode with laughter. Join our server for a chance to bask in her awesomeness and maybe even learn a thing or two about building the most kawaii structures in all of Minecraft land. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players

anti-racism, bedrock, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Players, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial discrimination, Racial equality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, tolerant, white privilege

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Love Letters Sent:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Votes:	6032	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause havoc in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!

Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

(Domestic), adorable, animal, canine, companion, Country, Craft, cute, dog, Dogs, Drool, four-legged, Friend, Furry, Loyal, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet lover, pet owner, pet photography, pet portrait, pet therapy, pixels, pup, rule

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

2024Craft, CREEPERS, Party

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

1. Americans, AMERICANS, Avrahim 7. US, blocky, brown people, Christfag, Crafty, CREEPERS, Dna, ENTITLEMENT, Europe, Harmony, holy land 4. religious persecution, Immigrants, irish, Israel 2. land theft, Jews, Kraut 6. Yeshua, native genocide, original lands, palestinians, replica Jew, reservations, settlers 5. Gaza, squatter, stolen property 3. Mexican, SUPREME, unite, white nation, white race

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

art, Average, building, cat, Crafty, crippling, damn, dislike, Fags, failed normie, general, large portion, lexicon, Loneliness, Loser, ONLINE, PIXEL, PRETEND, Productive, Relate, sense, Slang, society, terminally online, time spent, y’know

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.