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MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2452	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Emeralds Found:	1019	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

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Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	470	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Divine Spears Created:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

BlockBingeCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Votes:	5156
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

GazaGriefGone

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	2154	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!