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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

acquaintance stranger, advocate ally, BlockyBanter, client supporter, collaborator fellow human, community member family member, competitor adversary, comrade teammate, confidant colleague, coworker mentor, fellow being, human being friend, individual person, kindred spirit ally, Minecraft, opponent customer, partner soulmate, passerby companion, relative loved one, role model neighbor, Server, significant other rival, Someone, someone identity

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Buildings Constructed:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who tell the best jokes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fireproof minecarts!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the time of your blocky life. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and shenanigans you’ll get into!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apologize.., Argument, baby, Cancer, close, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSING, family, grand babies, husband, Minecraft, mom, MommaCraft, monopolizing, name.., Server, SIL, steal, Telling, UNFAIR, Upset, weird

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where naming rights are taken very seriously! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and family feuds over baby names.

Are you tired of boring servers where people don’t fight over naming their children after each other? Look no further! On our server, you can witness epic battles between siblings over who gets to name their baby after their deceased mother. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join us and witness the chaos unfold as one player tries to monopolize a name and another player insists on naming their child the same thing. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of baby names? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs diamonds and creepers when you can have family drama and baby name disputes? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, only on our server (name withheld for legal reasons)!

SisSnugglesMC

Babysitting, bed sharing, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, confrontation avoidance, Emotional support, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, judgment, mother-daughter relationship, Nightmares, overnight care, parental expectations, perspective, sibling bond, SisSnugglesMC, sister, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and betrayal, just like this poor soul who got kicked out for letting his sister sleep in his bed.

We promise you won’t get yelled at by your mom for playing on our server, but you might get yelled at by other players for stealing their diamonds. So come join us for a chaotic adventure filled with questionable decisions and unexpected twists!

SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Calorie Counting, Consistency, determination, dieting, Exercise, FITNESS, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, long term results, meal planning, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, portion control, progress tracking, self-discipline, Server, SlimCraft, successful weight loss, support system, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Alien Abductions:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from skeletons and jumping over lava pits – you’ll be slim and trim in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical slimming properties. Say goodbye to those extra pixels and hello to a new, svelte you on our server!

ZoomCraft: LOL Moments

awkward situations, comedy, Funny Moments, funny stories, hilarious mishaps, Laughter, lol, MOMENTS, online classes, remote learning, remote work, studying from home, technology fails, unexpected interruptions, Video calls, video conferencing, virtual backgrounds, virtual meetings, WFH humor, work from home fails, working from home, Zoom, ZoomCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring Zoom calls and endless hours of working/studying from home? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring Zoom calls and hello to epic adventures in a virtual world!

Picture this: You’re in the middle of a virtual battle with a group of creepers when suddenly, your boss pops up on your screen during a Zoom call. But instead of getting mad, he joins in on the fun and starts building a fortress with you! Who knew your boss had such mad Minecraft skills?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, magical potions that give you superpowers, and even a hidden portal that transports you to a land filled with dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never experienced anything like this on a Zoom call before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring Zoom calls forever. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building pixelated masterpieces or become the ultimate llama dancer. The possibilities are endless!

FarageCraft Minecraft Server

brexit, British politics, Comments.., CONSERVATIVE, DROPS, european union, Farage, FarageCraft, Minecraft, Nigel Farage, Party, political commentary, political party, Politics, public opinion, Reform Party, Reform UK, right wing, Server, Support, uk, Ukraine, ukraine conflict

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5146	Dragon Eggs Found:	7590
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the craziness of the world and just, like, build stuff and mine for diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic builds u have ever seen. like, one time, this player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled dungeon and ended with a massive water slide. it was so lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city that some players discovered? yeah, apparently there’s a whole civilization down there with their own economy and everything. it’s like a whole new world, man.

and the best part? we have the most hilarious and friendly community ever. like, seriously, these guys are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other. it’s a non-stop party, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna escape the drama of the real world and just have a blast in minecraft, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. who doesn’t love free cake, right?

CraftyPersianPolitico

Campaign, Candidate, CraftyPersianPolitico, current events, Democracy, election, Government, Hassan Rouhani, iran, lead, MIDDLE EAST, moderate, News, Politics, poll, polling data, presidential candidate, REFORM, Surprise, Tehran, Voting

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ores Mined:	5036	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

LOL, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only moderate candidate is leading the polls in Iran! Why settle for boring politics when you can build epic structures and battle creepers with the most chill leader around? Plus, rumor has it that the candidate’s secret weapon is a diamond sword that can slay any opponent in one hit. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic political showdown in Minecraft history!

DriveThruCraft

Benefits, chain reaction, Community, drive thru, DriveThruCraft, fast food, Generosity, generosity in action, giving back, Good deeds, Gratitude, Kindness, nice thing, Paying it down, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, Selfless act, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

join this epic minecraft server where the drive thru pays YOU! that’s right, every time you order a virtual burger or virtual fries, you get virtual money back! it’s like reverse robbery but in a fun way!

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest, most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in a blocky world. imagine riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees while shooting fireballs from your hands. yeah, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? yeah, you heard that right. you can fly around on a dragon and rain down destruction on all who dare to challenge you. it’s like game of thrones meets my little pony, but way cooler.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it.

PyramidPainCraft

ancient egypt, ancient professions, archeological findings, Damage, Egyptian scribes, hips, historical research, jaws, manuscript production, medical analysis, occupational hazards, occupational health., physical strain, PyramidPainCraft, repetitive motion, scribe injuries, study, THUMBS, Toll, work-related injuries, writing efforts

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EGYPTIAN SCRIBES WITH BROKEN HIPS, JAWS, AND THUMBS! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE TOO BUSY GAMING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT WRITING! PLUS, WE HAVE MUMMIES AS MODS AND PHARAOHS AS ADMINS! BUILD YOUR OWN PYRAMID AND AVOID WORK-RELATED INJURIES! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE ANCIENT CURSE OF BAD GAMING EXPERIENCES!

WhirlMC

Bedwars, Earth, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

WhirlMC is a amazing Network for you and your friends to play. We have everygame mode you can think of! We have Earth, Survival, Fatctions, Skyblock, Bedwars, kitpvp, Minigames, and the list goes on! So come and join us today at Whirlmc.net

WhirlMC.net