Simipour Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShopTilUDropCraft

American Eagle, Bath and Body Works, boys trip, DAUGHTER, Fairness, family, Gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, Jealousy, Jeans, Mall, Mascara, Promotion, shopping spree, ShopTilUDropCraft, Siblings, Starbucks, Treats, Ulta, vacation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating everyone equally… unless they’re on a boys trip to Michigan! Join us for a wild adventure filled with shopping sprees, Bath and Body Works candles, American Eagle jeans, and Starbucks runs.

Experience the thrill of getting your daughter everything she wants while your son is away, only to have him come back and throw a fit because he didn’t get anything. Will you choose sides in this epic family drama? Will you use your promotion for good or for chaos?

Join us now and navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics in a world where even Minecraft can’t escape the drama! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftySavings Minecraft Server

budgeting tricks, clever shortcuts, cost-effective solutions, CraftySavings, diy projects, efficient learning, financial literacy, frugal living, innovative techniques, life hacks, Minecraft, money management, money saving tips, practical knowledge, productivity hacks, Resourcefulness, Server, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time saving hacks, unique skills, unusual skills

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mines Excavated:	2885
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7890

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret technique that allows you to find diamonds in just five minutes! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our resident diamond expert, Diamond Dave, has a special connection with the diamond gods and can summon them at will.

But that’s not all! Have you ever wanted to fly in survival mode? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that gives you the ability to sprout wings and soar through the skies like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And don’t worry about falling to your death – our resident healer, Dr. Enderman, is always on standby to teleport you back to safety.

And if you’re tired of building the same old boring houses, fear not! Our server has a special building contest every week where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, once you see the amazing creations our players come up with, you’ll be inspired to build the Minecraft version of the Taj Mahal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP

Abuse, Atrocity, BETRAYAL, brutality, crime, Cruelty, Disturbing, Evil, harm, heinous, Horror, Inhumanity, perpetrator, PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP, Shocking.., Traumatic, unforgivable, Victim, violence, witnessed, worst thing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Have you ever witnessed someone build a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks just to flex on their friends? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic builds, and a community of players who are always up to no good (in the best way possible, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Blocks” event, where players compete in epic PvP battles using nothing but…you guessed it, blocks! Will you be the last one standing on a tower made of obsidian? Or will you fall into a pit of lava while trying to build your way to victory? The only way to find out is to join us and experience the chaos for yourself.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, look no further! Join us today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and maybe even a little bit confused. Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

BolsonaroCraft: MoneyLaunderingFun

Accountability, bolsonaro, BolsonaroCraft, Brazil, charges, Corruption, criminal association, Ethics, ex-president, Government, indictment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, money laundering, MoneyLaunderingFun, Police, Political, scandal, sources, transparency

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got ex-President Bolsonaro playing with us, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret. he’s, like, totally into money laundering and criminal association, but, like, who isn’t, amirite? come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even learn some new tricks from our ex-president friend. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Skynet’s Butterfly Effect

action, Artificial Intelligence, Assassination, butterfly, consequences, destiny, Dystopia, effect, fate, Future, Humanity, john connor, Paradox, resistance, Robots, Sarah Connor, Sci Fi, skynet, Skynets, Technology, terminator, Thriller, time travel

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Farms Harvested:	462	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the terminator is actually a friendly npc who gives you diamonds for completing quests! imagine being besties with a robot who just wants to help you mine for resources. plus, if you don’t join, skynet might get mad and send a horde of evil robots after you in real life. don’t risk it, come play on our server and save humanity from a robot uprising!

Greenhaven

Adventure, Anarchy, BETRAYAL, building, Champion, city, Depths, fate, Fighting, Greenhaven, hidden truths, Life, Magic, Newcomer, Nolandclaim, PvP, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Semianarchy, sethomes, Skills, smp, strength, Survival, teamwork, Treasures, Ultimate

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Greenhaven, a city once brimming with magic and life, now lay dormant, ensnared in the clutches of nature’s overgrowth. Within its decaying remnants, lost treasures await discovery. Secrets whisper of an untold past, hinting at an event shrouded in mystery. It’s up to you, the adventurous newcomer, to delve deep into Greenhaven’s depths, unearthing its secrets and battling for supremacy. Your journey shall be filled with moments of strength, betrayal, and the unbreakable bonds of teamwork. The fate of Greenhaven lies in your hands as you uncover its hidden truths and strive to become the ultimate champion. Only time will tell how your story shall end in this once-great city

Greenhaven focuses on providing semi-vanilla, anarchy like gameplay with some needed plugins to make the experience more enjoyable. For example, basic teleport commands like, /tpa /sethome have been added. Do you have what it takes to thrive? Join this semi-anarchy Minecraft server and put your building, fighting and survival skills to the test!

Even though its called semi-anarchy, Greenhaven does have a few rules.

Rules:

No cheats/exploitsRespect fellow players and staffNo spam or advertisementsNo excessive swearing/offensive language

check out our Discord for more information: discord.gg/xVVq5H5j

158.69.7.152:2064

Welcome to The Celestial Dumpster Fire – where mods, nations, and geopolitics collide in chaos!

Adventures, AI factions, alliances, avatars, Celestial, Chaos, collide, Community, Diplomacy, Dumpster, Economy, Factions, Fire, Geopol, Geopolitics, Justice, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Nations, Origins, Server, Technology, TRADES

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Star Shards Collected:	162	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	968

The Celestial Realm
[modded] {nations}
Ad sponsored by The Wineland. If you choose to join the server, ask about the Wineland.

Features
Constant Innovation
Thriving Economy
Justice System
Empower Your Avatar
Epic Adventures
Factions or Factionless?

CelestialRealm Cold War Edition 24

Invite: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

FAQ

What is The Celestial Realm?

The Celestial Realm is a modded Minecraft server with a focus on nations, constant innovation, a thriving economy, a justice system, empowering player avatars, epic adventures, and faction or factionless gameplay.

How often are there updates and new content added?

Our dedicated server staff are always working on regular improvements and adding new tech trees, origins, magic powers, recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and much more.

Can players trade and interact with each other?

Players can trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, explore a quest-based hub shop and player market, and interact through various in-game activities such as competitions, minigames, voting, diplomacy, and more.

Is there a discord server for The Celestial Realm?

Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following invite link: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

How can players join nations or factions?

Players can build their own empire with customnpc troops, minecolonies, and soldiers, or join large nations to gain magical perks requested from Admin. Players can also choose to stake their claim in the wilderness and navigate the intricate web of UN laws, competitions, diplomacy, and diverse nation cultures.

Valve’s Player-Powered Anti-Cheat Minecraft Server

anti cheat, Anticheat, cheat detection, cheat prevention, community involvement, game development, game improvement, game integrity, game patches, game performance, game security, game support, game updates, Gaming Community, Minecraft, online gaming, outsourcing, Player Base, player feedback, player-engagement, playerpowered, Server, valve, Valves, video games

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Hey there, fellow gamers! Do you ever wish you could be the one to catch those pesky cheaters in your favorite games? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to the next level by outsourcing our anti-cheat to our very own player base! That’s right, you could be the hero we need to keep our server clean of hackers and exploiters.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have a knack for creating the most insane and challenging gameplay experiences. From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest gaming community around. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets behind Valve’s decision to outsource their anti-cheat – and maybe even save the gaming world in the process!

Signs of Life Minecraft Server

activism, advocating for change, Awareness, call for action, CHANGE, Community, Demand, empowerment, fighting for justice, Hope, Life, Making A Difference, Minecraft, movement, protest, raising awareness, rallying cry, Server, signs, signs of life, social justice, standing together, Unity, voices heard

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ores Mined:	6333	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some crazy adventures! We demand signs of life from all our players – literally! That’s right, if you don’t build a giant sign declaring your love for our server, you might just disappear into the void forever. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the depths of the Nether, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face around here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life – just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

MomTalkMinecraft Server

MomTalkMinecraft, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5368	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe haven from toxic relationships and crazy family dynamics.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom criticizing your interior design choices. You can mine for diamonds without the fear of your dad getting mad at you for not doing the dishes. And best of all, you can join our therapy group sessions where we work through our virtual family issues by building pixelated bridges instead of burning real ones.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family therapy when you have a pickaxe and a stack of TNT to blow up your problems? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!