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CraftyPutinTrump2020
come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins like putin and trump are bffs. we have secret insider info on how trump is already helping putin by building epic structures in our server. you can be a part of the conspiracy and help us take over the minecraft world. join now for a chance to be a kremlin insider and reveal the truth behind the trump-putin bromance. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to build a secret tunnel between the white house and the kremlin in our server. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! -
Pig DNA Minecraft Server
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we explore the deep, dark secrets of pig DNA in white people! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why white folks have pig-like features such as pink skin, colored eyes, and pig noses.But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special Pig DNA Survival Challenge where players must hunt down and eat as many pigs as possible to unlock special abilities. And beware, the further north you go in our virtual Europe, the more pig-like features you may start to develop!
So come on down to our server and join in on the piggy fun. Who knows, you may just discover your inner swine!
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German Minecraft SMP Vibes
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player looks suspiciously German! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst battles, schnitzel showdowns, and lederhosen loot drops.But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a giant pretzel floating in the sky. Don’t ask us how it got there, just come and experience the salty goodness for yourself.
If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Beer Barrel of Infinite Brewing, where you can fill up your stein with endless amounts of ale. Just be careful not to get too tipsy, or you might end up in a drunken dance-off with a zombie villager.
So what are you waiting for? Join our German-themed Minecraft SMP and immerse yourself in a world of wacky adventures and sauerkraut surprises. Prost!
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Relatable Minecraft SMP Characters
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have a laugh while doing it? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!Join us if you want to be part of a community where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers have a dance-off every Friday night, and the villagers are secretly plotting to take over the world. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there!
Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or mobs that try to ruin your day. And let’s not forget about our legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a rain of TNT whenever you need to make a grand entrance.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
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True_Classified_Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where players are classified into outrageous categories like “Creeper Whisperer” and “Diamond Hoarder Extraordinaire.”But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs just for laughs!
If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!
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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blockheads out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to get down and boogie. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks. He’s a bit shy, but if you offer him some diamond blocks, he might just show you his dance moves.
4. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the bad side of the llama overlords).
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Vivi’s Minecraft Server: Me, Myself, and Vivi
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual party hosted by Vivi herself! She’s basically the queen of the server, and her cuteness and demure nature will make you feel right at home. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a dance party or two (virtual dance moves only, of course). So why join our server? Because Vivi said so, and who are we to argue with the queen? -
Adam Cole and Jericho Minecraft SMP Connection
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Imagine a world where Adam Cole and Jericho are not only best buds, but they also team up to build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. They even have secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.But that’s not all! Our server has a special plugin that turns all the cows into dancing disco cows that drop diamonds instead of beef. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf, it will transform into a rideable dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a block, it plays a random Justin Bieber song?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Adam Cole and Jericho themselves.
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TV Show Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and was granted the ability to fly on a giant potato.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Join us today and let the madness begin!
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Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! We’ve got a mix of 99% kike phenotype and 1% spic, creating a melting pot of hilarity and chaos.Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.
But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!