Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers are actually friendly and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.
You’ll be mining for diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding on rainbow-colored llamas.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of diamond blocks and rides a pig around town like a boss. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of him in action.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot chests filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and magic pickaxes that can mine obsidian with just one click.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us and experience epic battles with mobs that are straight out of a hack and slash game. Our high-level players will show you the ropes and have you feeling like a gaming god in no time.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the intense challenges that await. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our world, come join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! And if that’s not enough, how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing creepers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to a game of Minecraft chess! And if you win, you get to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret)!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing llamas. Build your dream castle in the sky while dodging fire-breathing chickens and battling zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT blocks.
So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
1. Our server is so amazing, it’s worth more than 7 dollars! In fact, we should be charging a million dollars just to log in. 2. If you loved Rondo of Blood, then you will absolutely adore our server. It’s like Rondo of Blood, but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. 3. Once you join our server, you will be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a magical place, I tell you. 4. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you will ever meet. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds. 5. And last but not least, joining our server will give you the ability to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil zombies with a diamond sword. Who wouldn’t want to do that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!
| Server Name | Crafted Survival |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla SMP |
| Description | A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience |
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| IP Address | play.craftedsurvival.net |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere. |
| How can I claim land on the server? | You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory. |
| Are there any special ranks on the server? | Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits. |
| Can I invite my friends to play on the server? | Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community. |
| Is PvP enabled on the server? | PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. |
1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!
2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!
Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.
But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.
FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.
Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.
So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!
Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.
Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!
Welcome to Eternity SMP!
Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:
– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots
eternitysmp.net:25577
A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.
play.astrify.net
