Simia – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Final Battle 2024 Minecraft SMP
2024.., battle, Communists, Country, deep state, Democracy, drain the swamp, Fake News Media, fascists, FINAL, final battle, freedom, Globalists, Government, Liberation, Marxists, Minecraft, patriots, political class, revolution, smp, tyrants, Villains, warmongers
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time! Join us in our quest to overthrow the Deep State and defeat the globalists using nothing but our trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. Our fearless leader has a plan to rid the server of Communists, Marxists, and Fascists – all while building the most epic base you’ve ever seen.
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon in our arsenal. The Fake News Media will tremble at the sight of our mighty creations and our unstoppable determination. Together, we will Drain the Swamp and reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of this virtual land.
So grab your blocks and join us in the fight for freedom, justice, and the ultimate victory in the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Let’s show those tyrants and villains who’s boss once and for all!

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BabyDuty24/7Vacay
BabyDuty247Vacay, childcare, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, family dynamics, Guilt, medical conference, parenting, relationship issues, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, sleep deprivation, stay-at-home dad, stress, Support, teamwork, travel with kids, work-life balance, working mom
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which block to place next! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories like the time a creeper tried to join our server but got banned for blowing up too many blocks.
Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and build your dream world, where you can escape to a land of endless possibilities. Who needs a medical conference in California when you can explore our virtual world from the comfort of your own home?
Forget about strollers and car seats, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a sense of humor. We’ve got cribs for your virtual babies, and even a virtual freezer for all your virtual breastmilk needs. Plus, our toddler activities are out of this world – literally, we have a space-themed play area!
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling virtual zombies? And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent about your real-life struggles – we’re here to support you, one block at a time.

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CravingCraft – Sticky Network Fun
addiction, association, Behavior, brain activity, brain function, cognition, craving, craving behavior, CravingCraft, feelings, Fun, mental health, Network, network state, neuroscience, neuroscience research, persistent engagement, Positive, Psychology, research, sticky, Stronger, study
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so crazy, man. You join and suddenly your brain is all “sticky” and stuff. Like, you just can’t stop craving more and more Minecraft action. It’s like your brain is on fire with excitement!
People on this server spend so much time in this “sticky” brain state that they can’t even remember what real life is like anymore. They’re just totally addicted to the positive vibes of this server. It’s like a drug, but for Minecraft!
Join this server and get ready for some seriously intense cravings for more Minecraft fun. Your brain will be so “sticky” with excitement, you won’t even know what hit you. It’s like a rollercoaster ride for your mind, man. So come on, join us and get lost in the crazy world of our Minecraft server!

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What is the IP for CaseOh Minecraft Server?
CASE, CaseOh, caseohgames, funny, Gaming, Horror gaming, Minecraft, Scary, Server, Streamer
CaseOh is a talented singer-songwriter known for his soulful voice and heartfelt lyrics. He first gained recognition through his covers on YouTube, and has since released his own original music that has resonated with fans around the world. With a unique blend of pop and R&B influences, CaseOh continues to make waves in the music industry with his infectious melodies and emotive performances.

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Zytcon
Active players, Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Crafting, creativity, Custom Plugins, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, landscape, Mining, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Structures, Survival, teamwork
Welcome to Zytcon SMP! Dive into a vibrant community where teamwork and creativity flourish. Explore vast landscapes, build epic structures, and embark on thrilling quests. With a friendly, active player base and regular events, Zytcon SMP is your ultimate Minecraft survival experience. Join us today!
play.zytcon.co.uk

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Aliens vs Combat Marines
aliens, Aliens vs Combat Marines, battle, Combat Marines, Components, cooling systems, Guns, Loot, Manual Injection Parameters, MARINES, Mini Games, Minigame, Objective, Players, PvP, Raiding, Reactor, SBMK reactor, Ship, Ship UNSS Dwarf, TEAM, threat
Marine objective: Your mission is to activate the SBMK reactor using manual injection parameters, then disengage the reactor’s cooling systems in order to eliminate the unresolved threat on the Ship UNSS Dwarf
AVC is a PVP minigame where two teams of players, marines and aliens battle. Each time a marine dies they have a chance to switch to the alien team. The marines must search and loot the ship for guns and the necessary components to complete their objective.
avc.citylion.net

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Fauna Frenzy Minecraft Server
BETRAYAL, coombait, Deception, emotional pain, Fauna, Frenzy, good girls, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self reflection, self worth, Server, toxic relationships, Trust
Are you tired of being a good girl like Snow White and ending up being coombait by evil witches? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can unleash your inner fauna and take control of your own destiny! Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the wicked witches and save the enchanted forest from certain doom. But beware, you may just find yourself falling in love with a handsome prince along the way. So why wait? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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””/Crafty German Minecraft SMP/””
Austria, Crafty, cultural exchange, deutsch, Dreiländerausgabe, european languages, German, german language, germany, language education, language exchange, language immersion, language immersion program, language learning, language practice, language proficiency, language resources, language skills, language study, Minecraft, multilingualism, smp, switzerland, travel
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Dreiländerausgabe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who rule the server with an iron hoof. If you want to be in their good graces, you better join us.
2. Our spawn point is actually a giant cake made entirely out of diamonds. And yes, you can eat it. But be warned, it may give you superpowers or turn you into a chicken.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant watermelon farms. Don’t worry, they mean well…we think.
4. We have an annual “Troll Olympics” event where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest statue or racing pigs through obstacle courses. The winner gets a crown made of TNT.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on Dreiländerausgabe! Just watch out for those llamas…they’re always watching.

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NoBoysAllowedCraft
Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Decision making, family expectations, family pressure, fertility issues, future plans, gender bias, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, marriage expectations, NoBoysAllowedCraft, patriarchal society, relationship boundaries, relationship conflicts, reproductive rights, societal norms, traditional values, women’s autonomy
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement for joining is to give birth to a son! Just kidding, that would be a ridiculous rule, right? Well, that’s exactly what one player’s boyfriend thought in this crazy story.
Imagine joining a server where all you have to do is play and have fun, while your in-game partner takes care of all the housework. You can choose to work or just chill out, and they’ll handle all the money stuff. The only catch? You have to magically give birth to a son in-game!
But don’t worry, we don’t have any crazy gender requirements here. Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any ridiculous demands. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect in-game partner who doesn’t expect the impossible from you. So come on over and let’s play together!

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DateCraft SMP: MenInitiative
Communication, cultural norms, DateCraft, DATING, dating culture, dating expectations, equality, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender roles in dating, initiative, Men, MenInitiative, modern dating, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Traditional dating, traditional expectations
Are you tired of being the only one making the first move in dating? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the tables have turned! We have a dating system where the mobs make the first move on players! That’s right, you could be strolling through the forest and suddenly a creeper comes up to you and asks for your number. It’s a wild dating scene out here, folks. Join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places!

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