Simia Survival
Welcome to Simia, a chill survival server with cool stuff like Essentials, McMMo, Jobs, Quests, and more! The community is super nice and the economy is run by players. Everyone can join and help make the server awesome! It’s not pay-to-win, so come hang out and have fun.
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But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.
Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?
But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!
So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!
We have a special feature where every time someone breaks up in real life, their in-game relationship also ends in a fiery explosion (literally, we have a plugin for that). So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fragile as glass, come join us and watch the drama unfold! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for rare blocks in a land made entirely of cheese, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love nothing more than pulling off outrageous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and embark on wacky adventures like never before, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
we’ve got more jobs than china has people, so you’ll never run out of things to do. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion at a chinese buffet. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing jumping is your heart rate from all the excitement.