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BunnyBash Minecraft Server

animal, BunnyBash, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorous, internet, Justice, Karma, meme, Minecraft, Rabbit, rabbit justice, rabbit karma, rabbit meme, rabbit revenge, Revenge, Server, social media, trending, tweet, viral

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Star Shards Collected:	99	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the rabbits fight back! That’s right, our server is filled with rebellious rabbits who will stop at nothing to overthrow the players. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the chickens who have formed a secret alliance to take down the rabbit uprising. Will you be a hero and save the day, or will you join the rabbits in their quest for domination? Join now and see who will come out on top in this epic battle of the animals!

Minecraft SMP – Cute Boys Craft Club

Bait, bfe, Boys, club, Craft, cute, cute boys, discordfags, falseflaggers, fujoshi, Gosling, hornyposting, indie, male collab, male idols, Minecraft, niji, numberfags, Oshi, samefags, self-shilling, shitposting, sing your heart out, smp, Stars, tribalfags, Vtuber, Yumejoshi

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Sing Your Heart Out Edition, where we encourage fujoshi, yumejoshi, and hornyposting like never before.

But wait, there’s more! If your male Minecraft character is cute, he may stay. And don’t worry about loving your oshi too much, BFE and gosling are totally allowed here.

Just remember, no females or female drama allowed – you have the entire board for that! And if you’re thinking about self-shilling, think again. Head over to /vt/wvt instead.

So come on over and ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, falseflaggers, and any other kind of fags you can think of. Let’s make this Minecraft SMP the craziest and most entertaining one yet!

ExBroCheaterMCServer

Boundaries, cancer diagnosis, Cheating, Emotional healing, ex-boyfriend drama, ExBroCheaterMCServer, family betrayal, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family secrets, forgiveness, Infidelity, kidney failure, personal boundaries, remarriage, self-care, sibling rivalry, Therapy, toxic relationships, twin bond

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Towns Built:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like the story of this player’s life!

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like the hidden relationship between Greg and John. Will you uncover the truth or be left in the dark like the player in this story?

Build your own kingdom and defend it from unexpected twists and turns, just like how this player’s life took a shocking turn. Will you be able to trust your closest friends, or will they stab you in the back like Greg and John?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, forbidden love, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows what awaits you in this crazy world of Minecraft!

WaffleWarriorCraft

aita, babysit, Breakfast, breakfast options, discipline, family conflicts, family dynamics, food preferences, frozen waffle, grandparent boundaries, Grandparents, mealtime struggles, parenting, picky eater, spoiled brats, Toddler, toddler care, toddler nutrition, WaffleWarriorCraft, wardrobe choices

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	261	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of frozen waffles for toddlers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with frozen waffle quests and mismatched wardrobe challenges.

Embark on a journey where you must defend your precious frozen waffles from evil grandparents who try to feed your kids scrambled eggs instead. Will you stand your ground and protect the waffles at all costs, or will you give in to the pressure of “real food”?

But beware, the ultimate boss battle awaits – a grandma who insists on matching outfits for your kids, even if it means sacrificing their individuality. Can you defeat her and prove that frozen waffles and tiaras are the true path to victory?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of toddler breakfast drama like never before! Remember, on this server, frozen waffles are life.

DebunkedFactsMC SMP

common myths, debunked facts, debunked theories, DebunkedFactsMC, disproven beliefs, fake news, false assumptions., false beliefs, falsehoods, inaccurate information, inaccurate knowledge, internet rumors, misconceptions, Misinformation, myth busting, myths debunked, popular fallacies, Popular misconceptions, smp, untrue facts, Urban Legends, widely believed lies

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	274
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth about the legendary diamond ore that supposedly gives you superpowers when mined! Rumor has it that if you find this rare ore, you’ll be able to fly around the server like a superhero. But beware, the last player who tried to mine it ended up turning into a chicken for a whole week! Will you be the next brave adventurer to test your luck? Join us and find out!

CraftyLoveCraft

Commitment, Communication, CraftyLoveCraft, dating apps, emotional baggage, emotional unavailability, fear of commitment, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, ghosting, hookup culture, instant gratification, lack of authenticity, lack of communication, lack of connection, modern dating, online dating, relationships, self-sabotage, societal pressures, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Our server is the perfect place to find love, or at least a new mining buddy. Plus, who needs a date when you can spend hours building the perfect castle together? So ditch the dating apps and join us for a truly explosive experience!

KurskCraft: Surrendered Soldiers

Ceasefire, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, historical reference, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, peace negotiations, Russian soldiers, Russian-Ukrainian conflict, soldiers, Surrender, Surrendered, surrendering soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War, world war II, Zelensky

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian soldiers just like, totally surrendering during some big war in ukraine. like, what even is that? but hey, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you can be like those russian soldiers and surrender to the awesomeness of our server. we’ve got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it. like, one time, a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, dude. so come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it. #surrendertothefun

FearlessCritterCraft

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal welfare, Animals, Biodiversity, color perception, conservation efforts, cultural beliefs, Endangered species, Environmental Science, evolutionary biology, fear, FearlessCritterCraft, Human Behavior, human impact, natural selection, predator-prey relationships, Protection, Psychology, visual cues, wildlife conservation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PINK LLAMAS DAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT DEIR BUTTS! U CAN RIDE DEM INTO BATTLE AND SCARE OFF ALL DA CREEPERS WIT DEIR FABULOUSNESS!

ALSO, WE GOT PURPLE PIGS DAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS WHEN U FEED DEM SKITTLES!

BUT WAIT, DERES MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WIT MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL U ENCHANTED SEAWEED FOR PROTECTION AGAINST EVIL SQUID MONSTERS!

SO JOIN DIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ANIMALS AND ADVENTURES IN DA MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! #RAINBOWLLAMASFTW

MaricopaCraft

Economy, Survival, survival ranks keys custom menus free ranks no AFK kick multiplayer exploration building community events achievements economy player shops PVP factions minigames crafting redstone mods, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

No AFK kick. I like to keep it simple. A spawn and Survival. I have a system of ranks and some custom menus to help you earn and rank up. Players can earn all ranks and keys FREE in game.

play.maricopacraft.com

TrapX23 Minecraft Server

anger, comic book, consequences, Cutting, dangerous game, dark desires, Deadpool, FANTASY, giant magnet, Minecraft, Obsession, pain slut, power dynamics, rape fantasy, sadistic pleasure, Server, SuperHero, Torment, TrapX23, Twisted, Villain, wolverine, x-23

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	80
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Deadpool’s sense of humor? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a giant magnet that can trap X-23 from Deadpool and Wolverine! And guess what? You get to be the one in control! Turn her into your angry little pain slut, have some crazy adventures, and maybe even cut her up a bit (in the game, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast! Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!