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CraftyBlockz: Because Minecraft is the real trial of building and survival!

America, building, Celebrity, controversial verdict, courtroom drama, CraftyBlockz, criminal justice system, cultural phenomenon, famous trial, high profile case, historical significance, legal drama, Legal System, media circus, media coverage, Minecraft, OJ trial, public fascination, public interest, race relations, racial tensions, real, societal impact, Survival, trial, true crime

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mines Excavated:	3536
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Towns Built:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4098
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the OJ trial of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and unexpected betrayals. Will you be the one to find the real culprit behind the missing redstone? Or will you be framed for a crime you didn’t commit? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of a courtroom showdown while building your dream castle. So come on down and join us for the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Blocky Bully Bash: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Abuse, Bash, blocky, bully, bullying, Challenging, controversial content, CREEPERS, dark themes, emotional distress, female antagonists, immersive experience, intense gameplay, moral dilemmas, narrative driven, player choice, psychological horror, Revenge, sadistic women, Survival, Trauma, twisted storyline, video game, worries

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Items Found:	8198	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	885	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a unique and twisted gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you can immerse yourself in a world where sadistic women rule the land and bully you into submission.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of these ruthless ladies. Who knows, you might even develop a strange masochistic desire to be mistreated in the virtual world. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

Mooshroom Madness: Where the Cows Are Brown and the Creepers Are Confused

agriculture, Animals, BROWN, brown animals, brown cows, cattle, color, Confused, Cows, CREEPERS, Farm, HERD, Livestock, madness, Mooshroom, Nature, perfectly red, perfectly red cows, prediction, Prophecy, prophecy dictates, red, red cows

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old red mushrooms in Minecraft? Well, our server is here to shake things up with BROWN mushrooms! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about mushrooms because these bad boys are BROWN and ready to party. The prophecy has spoken and it demands perfectly BROWN mushrooms for the ultimate gaming experience. Join our server now and witness the magic of the BROWN mushroom revolution!

CraftyNikke’s LOL Mine #2110

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary, co-op, Costume Passes, CraftyNikkes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Land Eater, Links, lol, new players, Optimization, PC, POPULARITY POLL, Special Recruit, Stream, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8903	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll where you can vote for the weirdest mob to be added to the game! And don’t miss our 1.5th Anniversary Stream, where we’ll be revealing our top-secret plans for a giant cake-shaped world!

But that’s not all – we have optimization updates that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a buttered pig sliding down a rainbow! And don’t forget about our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” where you have to defeat a horde of dancing zombies in disco armor!

Join now and get exclusive access to our Special Recruit Bay, where you can recruit a llama with a jetpack and a monocle! And coming soon, our upcoming Special Recruit will be a talking potato that shoots laser beams from its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

Black, Black women, CraftyCelibates, Escape, friendzone, involuntary celibates, Jobless, live with parents, love for video games, Minecraft, never been approached, never had a boyfriend, no friends, shut-in, terminally online, Women

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of being a shut-in with no friends and a love for video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of a vibrant community where you can make friends, find love, and even land a job (in-game, of course). Who needs the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Say goodbye to your parents’ basement and hello to endless adventures on our server!

Lost in Blocks for Eons

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Oh, honey, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a family reunion at the TNT factory.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, or just hang out with a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like their bones are made of rubber.

So, how long have you been here? Not long enough, my friend. Not long enough.

ChudCraft: Where the Thicc Childbearing Hips and Thighs Rule the Land!

beauty standards, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shape, body standards, childbearing, childbearing hips, ChudCraft, chuds, Cultural differences, culture, Diversity, fertility, Gender Roles, genetics, hips, Land, physical features, reproductive health, rule, societal norms, Stereotypes, thicc, thighs, women’s bodies

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have chuds with thicc childbearing hips and thighs galore, ready to take on any adventure with you. Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a chud or two! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Noobs, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pros, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of virtual VTubers who are taking over the blocky world with their crazy antics!

From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who builds the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who pranks unsuspecting players with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and virtual shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin!

DragonLigma2: The Epic Minecraft Server Where He Boughted Dragons >:D

action, Adventure, boughted, dragon slayer, DragonLigma2, dragons, dragons ligma 2, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gtd, Heroes, ligma, Magic, Minecraft, mythical creatures, mythical world, Quest, role playing, Sequel, Server, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old dragons? Well, look no further because our server has dragons with ligma 2! That’s right, these dragons have ligma 2 and they’re not afraid to use it. Join now for the chance to battle these ligma-infested dragons and claim your rightful place as the Dragon Slayer!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs like to get down and boogie. Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional enderman. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Creeper Chaos

Alt-Right, Chaos, conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, creeper, Cultural preservation, current events, demographic change, far right, great replacement, Hate Speech, immigration, mass invasion, online forums, POL, Political Correctness, racism, social media, spics, white genocide, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	145	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they talk about is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! We don’t just build houses, we build entire civilizations and go on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so wild that even /pol/ doesn’t talk about the mass invasion of spics here! That’s right, we’re so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum can’t handle us. So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a spic, in which case, maybe stay away).