Simbochka Minecraft Servers

Simbochka Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyFoolsMC

    CraftyFoolsMC
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 5351
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

    Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 3951
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9905
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Animals Bred: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Crops Grown: 6451

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

    KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 7747
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Crops Grown: 5664 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

    LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 4561
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Zombie Dances: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Dimension Hops: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

    imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Incel-free Minecraft Server

    Incel-free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 3085
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Crops Grown: 8209
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

    Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

    So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

    Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 7993
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 591428 Gods Slained: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

    You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

    CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 5913
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6695 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Star Shards Collected: 54
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 480
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaskFail1000

    TaskFail1000
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 2652
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

    CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 5487
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2262 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AlcoCraft Minecraft server

    AlcoCraft Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 3795
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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