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Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

Bitcoin, Bitcoiners, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Economy, Financial, hodling, impoverished, Investment, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, Regulation, Riches, SECURITY, smp, society, speculation, Technology, volatility, wealth

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

bittersweet, Cupid De Locke, Despair, emotional, feelings, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, hopeless, Hopeless Romantic, Humiliating, longing, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Music, PAINFUL, relationships, Romanticism, Romantics, Server, smashing pumpkins, unrequited love, Zero

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	363397	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Void Gems Collected:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Did They Minecraft SMP

Did they, did they actually, did they genuinely, did they honestly, did they truly, doubt, inquiry, long tail tags: did they really, Minecraft, smp, speculation Did they, tags: questioning, uncertainty, y’know

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

Angry, bad bread, Bakery, baking, Bread, carbs, criticism, diet, DISRESPECTFUL, DOUGH, Food, Frustration, gluten, homemade bread, insult, Minecraft, Nono, offensive, Rude, Server, SUCKS, Unhealthy, Yeast

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Votes:	5030
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5003
Emeralds Found:	7079	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Animals Bred:	122	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

caedrel, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Void Gems Collected:	33	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Potions Brewed:	86
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Votes:	3836	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

x.StoryMine.ru

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Items Found:	4492	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, PixelatedPals, smp, Yes please Request Polite Agree Approval Consent Affirmative Acceptance Willingness Permission Approval granted Positive response Agreement Assent Approval given Okay Fine Sure Absolutely Certainly

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Towns Built:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

American whites, BLOCK, concept of bleaching, ethnicity, Identity, ITALIANS, latin, Latin Americans, Minecraft, Party, Race, racial classification, racial discrimination, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial hierarchy, racial identity, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial privilege, racial representation, racial stereotypes, Server, social constructs, whiteness

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3782

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!