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De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

comparison, computing, criticism, Customization, De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP, design, Development, Features, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, linux, MacOS, open source, operating system, Performance, software, Technology, usability, user experience, user interface

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

70s, aita, Borrowed, Bury, cousin, CousinPayback, dad, family, home, Home-Base, life insurance, miles away, Minecraft, MONEY, overjoyed., pay back, phone call, secret, Server, Siblings, Truck, trucking

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	3738	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crops Grown:	4253	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	979105
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Age-Appropriate Content, children’s media, children’s movies, children’s programming, children’s television, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, inappropriate imagery, inappropriate language, inappropriate marketing, inappropriate material, inappropriate messages, inappropriate themes, kids content, kids entertainment, kids media, kids programming, kids shows, KidzGoneWild, Minecraft, parental control, parental guidance, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Crops Grown:	2476

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, assault, confession, Court, CraftyRapist, crime, criminal, Dominique Pelicot, French, Guilty, husband, Justice, legal proceedings, mass rape, Minecraft, perpetrator, rape, rapist, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, trial, Victim

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Mines Excavated:	4774	Emeralds Found:	8095
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

PagerPocalypse

CASUALTIES, Conflict, exploding pagers, explosion, extremist group, hezbollah, Injuries, lebanon, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant activity, militant organization, News, PagerPocalypse, political violence, radical group, security threat, seriously hurt, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	9039
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5886	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Dozens of Hezbollah members getting seriously hurt by exploding pagers. That’s right, you heard me! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as pagers explode left and right, causing absolute mayhem. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft

“Youth, adolescent mental health, adolescents, anxiety, BlockySocialDistress, coping mechanisms, Covid-19 pandemic, depression, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health impact, Mental health resources, mental illness, pandemic effects, pandemic stress, peer contact, QuarantineCraft, social anxiety, social support, stress

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

are you tired of being a sad potato with no friends? are you sick of staring at the same four walls because of the stupid covid? well do we have the solution for you! join our minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and social anxiety!

imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.

we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!

MoDdEd MinEcRaFt SeRvEr: tHe BlOcKs StRiKe BaCk!

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fun, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, new, Pack, Plugins, questions, regret, Server, strike, Survival, tags, wipes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Community Modded Minecraft Server
Discord Link	Join Community Discord
Server Pack Status	Should be completed today
Server Updates	No wipes, server will be continuously running

FAQ

What is the server about?

The server is a community modded Minecraft server where players can join together to play and have fun.

How do I join the server?

Join the community discord first using the provided link, then follow instructions to join the server.

Will there be any server wipes?

No, there will be no wipes on this server, so you can continue playing without worrying about losing progress.

Can I ask questions in the discord?

Yes, feel free to ask any questions you have in the discord server.

Toilet Time Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, emergency, evacuation, funny, Houthi rockets, humor, India, lmfao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new toilets, pajeets, Protection, rocket attacks, Safety, Server, Shelters, Time, TOILET, toilet humor, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling from the sky are diamonds and not Houthi rockets! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and laugh at the pajeets trying to use their toilets as shelters (seriously, who does that?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance party like no other and earn special llama-themed rewards.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the pajeets and their toilet shelters in the dust!