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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3306 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Potions Brewed: | 92 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!