sim update 5 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Block-It-Off: Repel the Creepers and Keep Your Server Virus-Free!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	137	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of getting attacked by virtual viruses while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has a built-in virus repellent system that will keep those pesky bugs away! Join us and never worry about getting infected with a digital disease again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of feathers and eggs. Join them in their quest to create the ultimate chicken fortress and defend it from the evil army of zombie pigs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy! Swim in rivers of chocolate, climb mountains of cotton candy, and battle giant gummy bears in epic boss fights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most virus-free adventure of your life!

Taxed & Trolled Minecraft Server – Where Lefties Love to Pay & Get Griefed by ‘Teens’!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks.” Our community is like no other, with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown!

VedaCraft: Knights of the LOLz General #7

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Divine Spears Created:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to buckle your shoe in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair.

We have crossplay between mobile and PC, so you can team up with your friends no matter what platform they’re on. Just make sure you have a Google account handy to join in on the fun.

Don’t miss out on our epic events like RATEUP Call of the Stars: Black Sun Xanthia and Fateful Encounter. Log in daily for 7 days and get a total of 13 rolls on the Limited Banner. It’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers and diamonds instead!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our trailers that will leave you in awe and itching to dive into the game. And don’t forget to double check your server location, unless you want to end up in a world of chaos and confusion.

Join our guilds like the NA Lummies, EU /akovg/, and don’t be like the anon who went hero instead of normie. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you on this Minecraft server. Use the code KNIGHTSOFVEDA for some extra goodies and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, blockheads!

BlockyPeenCraft: Where we build big things, but keep the chat PG!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have the ideal penis size for all femanons! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with giant phallic structures that will leave you in awe. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of wild chickens wearing armor. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Block Party Bonanza: Where Creepers Dance and Players Prance! ‘Wanna see more?’

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Crops Grown:	2479

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the endless lands of craziness. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the legendary llama king who grants wishes in exchange for dance-offs! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Bitch Lasagna – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Buildings Constructed:	43	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can breakdance better than you ever will! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft, but you’ll have to join to find out if it’s true!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together. And remember, in this world of blocks and monsters, the only rule is to have fun!

KinoCraft: Where ‘kino is back on the menu’ and creepers are the special of the day!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back KINO! That’s right, we’ve got zombies, mystery boxes, and even a pack-a-punch machine for all your undead slaying needs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? But be warned, our Nether is not your average fiery hellscape. It’s a disco inferno filled with dancing pigmen and lava water slides. Don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer.

Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Items Found:	8136
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

Snowbreak: The Chilly Minecraft Madness Zone #175

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster banners? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the most epic events and outrageous banners that will blow your mind!

Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” event where you can capture units and battle in the “Void of Dread” with your Lone Warrior squad. And don’t forget about the “Infinite Darkness” wave defense where you must protect the Escort Target at all costs!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive banners like the [Nocturne Fissure] 5* SMG: Uninvited Adieu and the [Sweet Fairytales] 5* Sniper Rifle: Eccentric Joker. Plus, new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma and the [Kiss Be the Remedy] Enya – Exuvia will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all in your path. See you in the game!

Girl Power Minecraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6917
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of being the king of the friendzone in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the tables are turned and women are literally lining up to be submissive towards you! Build your dream castle, gather resources, and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Who needs real-life relationships when you can rule over your own virtual harem? Join now and experience a whole new level of power and dominance in the world of Minecraft!