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NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mines Excavated:	1566	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3542

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Potions Brewed:	158
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	815
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Votes:	9745	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Votes:	9296
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	470
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Buildings Constructed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!