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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 4795 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 32 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
