CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	9257	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

arms supply, arms trafficking, artillery shells, Conflict Resolution, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korea-Russia relations, North Korean weapons, political alliances, russia, russian military, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, ukraine war, War Crimes, weapons proliferation, weapons trade

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3260	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endless Night Skies:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

SkyBlockAirways

airline security, airport security, aviation safety, banned devices, Bans, device attacks, DUBAI, Emirates airline, Emirates flights, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, pagers, passenger safety, prohibited items, security measures, SkyBlockAirways, Terrorism Threats., transportation safety, travel regulations, travel restrictions, walkie-talkies

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

Breakfast, Dinner, Early, Loss, weight

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Potions Brewed:	132	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

Abilities, armor stands, Boss, Bosses, Community, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchants, eventful, Fights, Fishing, FURNACES, gameplay mechanics, HahaHexArchon, Items, Meet, Minecraft, mmo, mobs, Pets, Quests, Rollbacks, Server, Shenanigans, smp, Stats, Wiki, worlds

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

HexArchon Overview

Description	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

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Our Values

We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

	We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles	Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
Trust & respect	We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
Dedicated updates	We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

Gameplay Mechanics

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements

Technicals

Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
RAM	3200MHz 64GB
Storage	2TB NVME SSD
Location	US East Coast

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

BurgerCraft, Centre of Israel, Conflict, defense system, Defensive Coalition, Hits, intercepted, international relations, Iron Dome, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, national security, nothingburger, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Southern Israel, united states, War

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Towns Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

argentina, Competition, decision, Disappointment, el bencho, football, LAUGH, lautardo, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Players, Potential, regret, selection, serie a, smp, Soccer, sports, talent, TEAM, Thread, top scorer

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	7262	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

PramQueueSkipperAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, baby, browsing, busy, cex, Customer, Employee, Interaction, line, Mother, pram, PramQueueSkipperAITAH, Queue, second hand shop, Seething, shopping centre, skipping, transaction, uk, Waiting

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4945
Mines Excavated:	3153	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

CraftyCreeperCraziness

Absurd, asinine, Baffling, CraftyCreeperCraziness, disbelief, dumb, far-fetched, foolishness, idiocy, ignorance, illogical, irrational, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupidity, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

arms control, arms trade, artillery shells, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, North Korea, NorthKoreanArtillery, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, weapons, Western intelligence

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, iran, Israel, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear proliferation, nuclear strike, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, preemptive strike, presidential directive, Quest, security threat, trump, Trumps, united states, Urgent, war strategy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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