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DILF’s Paradise Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server was literally built by a team of DILFs! That’s right, hot dads with mad building skills came together to create the ultimate Minecraft experience.Join our server for a chance to mine diamonds with a dad who can grill a mean burger at the same time. Need help building a castle? Our DILFs will swoop in with their power tools and get the job done in no time.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where the DILFs hold dance parties every Saturday night. Get in on the action and show off your best moves while surrounded by ruggedly handsome builders.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knew building blocks could be so sexy?
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AgingLikeFineWine
Who’s a famous person that became more attractive with age? Well, just like how diamonds get shinier over time, our Minecraft server has only gotten better with age! Join us and witness the legendary transformation of our server from a humble blocky world to a majestic kingdom filled with epic builds and crazy adventures.We’ve got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (yes, you can actually eat the blocks!). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why join our server? Because just like a fine wine or George Clooney, we only get better with age. Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you in our Minecraft world!
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AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!
Minecraft Server Overview
Features Homes/waypoints/Claims New biomes New dungeons Shops/Currency Pets/Plushies New decoration blocks Pokémon Holiday Events Events Requirements to Join
- Must be over 18
- Must have discord and join our discord server
- Must be active as much as you can
Interested in Joining?
If you are interested in joining please fill out the google form here
FAQ
Question Answer What version is the server? 1.20.1 Java Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join? Yes, you need a legit Minecraft account in order to join. Is the server LGBTQ Friendly? Yes, the server is LGBTQ Friendly and super welcoming! -
Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! -
Feeling Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).
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GFsMarathonNoShow
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.
Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!
So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!
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ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP
childhood tall tales, silly misconceptions, childhood stories, childhood naivety, funny childhood memoriesAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.
Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.
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MineSkillz10YearsAgo
Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?
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NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!