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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8663 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
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