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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8999 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 195 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 859527 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5509 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from those annoying things that make you want to pull your hair out! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of UNICORNS and battle evil LLAMAS with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a total blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this INSANE Minecraft server and let the fun begin!