SillySteveMC Minecraft Servers

SillySteveMC Minecraft Servers

  • SillySteveMC SMP

    SillySteveMC SMP
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 2789
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Crops Grown: 1392
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the derpy, wacky, and downright ridiculous players out there!

    Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of dirt, or if you want to see someone try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it’s a flying mount. Our server is a non-stop comedy show filled with hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    But that’s not all! We also have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Prank Wars” where players compete to pull off the most outrageous and elaborate pranks on each other.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of facepalms. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server

    NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 2940
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Villages Defended: 20
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Unit-01 going berserk? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Evangelion collaboration experience! Join now and experience the chaos of YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, where you’ll have to battle angels and build your own NERV headquarters.

    But that’s not all, we have Full Burst Day every weekend where everything explodes in a burst of excitement! And don’t miss out on our Union Raid event where you team up with other players to take down the toughest enemies.

    And the special recruits? Asuka Shikinami Langley is waiting for you to join her squad, along with a free SR Misato Katsuragi! Plus, upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will blow your mind.

    But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on exclusive costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date or Asuka, Rei, and Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And coming soon, Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass will have you roaring with excitement!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the Evangelion world like never before. And don’t forget to use the secret codes for extra rewards, because why not? Join now and let’s get building, EVA pilots!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm

    Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 3483
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Villages Defended: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’! Join us in our quest to build the biggest, most epic fap castle the world has ever seen.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?

    So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server

    LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 2814
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8096 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your neighbors constantly borrowing your stuff and returning it in worse condition than when they took it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with sticky substances on your iron or mysterious substances in your vacuum ever again!

    Our server is a safe haven for all your virtual belongings, where you can lend and borrow items without the fear of them being returned damaged or dirty. Say goodbye to squeegees that mysteriously disappear and lawn mowers that come back with grass still stuck in the blades.

    Join us now and experience the joy of lending and borrowing in a world where everything always comes back in pristine condition. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual ones who actually take care of your stuff?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SockSwapCraft

    SockSwapCraft
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 5313
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a pair of clean socks? Well, look no further! Join our server for some stinky fun and outrageous adventures!

    Our server has been around for 3 years, just like the smell of your partner’s feet. But don’t worry, we won’t ignore your hygiene needs like he does! We offer deodorizers for your virtual socks and showers that actually work.

    Unlike your partner, we encourage changing your socks daily and washing your feet regularly. Say goodbye to the stench of athletes foot and hello to the sweet smell of victory in our Minecraft world.

    Join us and experience the power of clean socks and fresh linens. And don’t worry, we won’t hit you with any Tolkien-esque paragraphs about foot hygiene. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where basic hygiene is a core value.

    So come on over and leave the stink behind. Your partner may not appreciate your requests for cleanliness, but we sure do! See you in the game, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ComaCraft: Where Creepers are Friends

    ComaCraft: Where Creepers are Friends
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 7537
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine waking up from a 10-year coma and finding out that the world has changed so much, but the most mind-blowing news you hear is about this epic Minecraft server! Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and singing villagers. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride on the backs of giant chickens as you explore the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving zombies who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that somewhere in the depths of the server lies a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and show that coma survivor just how much the world has changed – for the better!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeaClashCraft

    SeaClashCraft
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 3560
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we reenact the china vs philippines clash in the south china sea but with BLOCKS. build your own naval fleet and engage in epic battles to see who will reign supreme in this virtual showdown. trust us, it’s way more fun than real life geopolitics. plus, we have a secret underwater base where you can find hidden treasures and maybe even a lost civilization. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SoccerMedicChaosCraft

    SoccerMedicChaosCraft
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 9919
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Chimeras Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are all soccer medics? Yeah, I know, it sounds totally random, but trust me, it’s a blast! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a player breaks their leg and you gotta rush over with a splint made out of cobblestone. It’s like a high-stakes game of Operation, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic soccer matches using creepers as the ball. It’s chaotic, it’s explosive, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Plus, our server mascot is a zombie pigman named Dr. Goalz, who will cheer you on as you score goals and save lives.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a pack of rabid llamas, then come join us! Trust me, flopping must make soccer medics’ jobs much more work than they need to be, but it’s all in good fun on our server. See you there, soccer medics!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to the Vanilla Java SMP Server… now with less awkward brackets!

    Welcome to the Vanilla Java SMP Server… now with less awkward brackets!
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 7129
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 976945

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name home.zaddy.men
    Player Base Small but active
    Map Size 20k by 20k, expands with major updates
    Map Seed Not public
    Features TPA, set two homes, anticheat, regular backups, land claims

    FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I build anywhere on the server?

    A: Yes, you are encouraged to build wherever you’d like.

    Q: Are there any unfair advantages with map or structure seeds?

    A: The map seed is not public and structure seeds have been randomized to prevent unfair advantages.

    Q: How many homes can I set on the server?

    A: You can set two homes on the server.

    Q: Is there a limit to the server’s overworld size?

    A: The overworld is limited to 20k by 20k but will expand with every major update.

    Q: Are there any quality of life improvements on the server?

    A: Yes, there are tweaks such as TPA, anticheat, regular backups, and land claims for those who choose to use them.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnonCraft Minecraft Server

    AnonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 9557
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a tired Enderman? Well, look no further, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep, a village of friendly villagers who throw the most epic parties, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds (guarded by a pack of dancing creepers, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with a beak of iron and feathers of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your creativity run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a full moon night! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • SaintMarksCraft SMP

    SaintMarksCraft SMP
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 9163
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 472 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Chimeras Created: 4 New Chunks Explored: 38398
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! From Saint Marks Place is not your average server – it’s a wild ride from start to finish.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where contestants have to construct a house while dodging flaming arrows shot by the moderators.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their tyranny?

    So come on down to From Saint Marks Place if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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