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UselessPowerMan – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is being able to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a superhero with the completely useless power of being able to summon an army of chickens to do your bidding! Imagine the chaos and confusion you can cause as you unleash your feathered army upon unsuspecting players.Join our server and show off your useless superpower to the world. Watch as your enemies run in fear from the sheer ridiculousness of your chicken army. And who knows, maybe one day your useless power will come in handy and save the day in the most unexpected way possible.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and become the hero no one asked for but everyone needs. Who needs super strength or flying abilities when you have the power of chickens at your fingertips? It’s time to cluck things up and show the world what you’re made of!
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DumbestChatEver Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as crazy as the creepers!One time, someone tried to convince us that you could tame a zombie by giving it a diamond helmet and singing it lullabies. Needless to say, it did not end well for them.
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have players who build entire roller coasters out of TNT, villagers who breakdance for emeralds, and a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive dirt block with a face on it.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!
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Toilet Star Server
come join our epic minecraft server where you can feel like a star EVERY TIME you make poopy in the toilet. we have magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a lifetime supply of tacos. our admins are actually wizards in disguise and can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of dirt. also, our pigs can fly and drop golden apples when you ride them. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life! -
DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!




