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KidLogicCraft

childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood experiences, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood nostalgia, childhood reflections, childhood stories, childhood wonder, funny memories, growing up, KidLogicCraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly thoughts

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4802	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Remember when you thought that if you swallowed a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow in your belly? Well, that’s just as crazy as not joining our Minecraft server! Trust us, our server is so epic that if you join, you’ll actually start growing diamonds in your inventory. It’s like magic, but better because it’s Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Yeah, it’s that insane.

So why waste your time believing in silly childhood myths when you could be living out the wildest adventures on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those TNT fireballs).

KidLogicCraft

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood foolishness, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood naivety, childhood silliness, childhood thoughts, childhood wonder, funny memories, KidLogicCraft, misconceptions, naive misconceptions, silly thoughts

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Void Armor Forged:	29

Remember when you thought you could dig to China in your backyard? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can dig all the way to the center of the Earth and find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing pandas who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot!

Join our server and relive the days when you believed that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your stomach. Except on our server, if you eat a watermelon seed, you’ll turn into a watermelon-headed superhero with the power to shoot melon balls at creepers!

And who could forget the time you thought that if you crossed your eyes, they would stay that way forever? On our server, if you cross your eyes while building a house, the house will magically transform into a giant floating castle made entirely of candy!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a trip down memory lane and a chance to experience all the ridiculous things you believed as a kid in a whole new way!

SpaceXMC

Asia, Asia Based, Cross-Play, Economy, Enhance, Gamemodes, gameplay, Gaming Skills, improve, India, India-based, LifeSteal, Lifesteal Practice, Minecraft, Network, Practice, PvP, PvP-Network, Raiding, Roleplay, Server, Skills, SpaceXMC, Upcoming

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	217092
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

SpaceXMC – Best PvP Network This Server Includes Lifesteal Practice And more Upcoming gamemodes its Asia / India Based Server Over 50+ Gamemodess Where You Can Enhance Your Gameplay And Improve your Gaming Skills

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Cheese-themed server: Corsaire SMP – Gouda PvP, Brie Towny, Asiago Economy, Cheddar Shipbuilding, Havarti Map 1.21

Adventure, alliances, Asiago, Block-warships, Bravery, Brie, cheddar, Cheesethemed, Community, Conquer, Corsaire, Crafting, Creatures, destiny, Economy, edge, Fleet, Gear, gouda, havarti, Map, Monsters, Pirates, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Server, Shipbuilding, Skills, smp, strategy, Towny, Trade, wealth

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to Corsaire!
Ahoy, adventurers! Get ready for a unique pirate adventure with Corsaire. Where every type of player finds a mission!

Strategic Towny Warfare
🔹 Build your empire \| Form alliances \| Conquer rivals
🔹 Shape the world with your strategy!

Custom Ships
🔹 Sail the seas \| Explore uncharted waters.
🔹 Command your fleet and claim your destiny!
🔹 Build your very own block-warships!

Unique Creatures
🔹 Face custom-designed monsters \| Unlock rare rewards
🔹 Test your skills and bravery!

Innovative Crafting
🔹 Create unique items \| Customize your gear
🔹 Gain the edge in every adventure!

Dynamic Economy
🔹 Trade and build your wealth \| Manage resources
🔹 Your economic decisions shape your power!

Why Corsaire?
🔹 Engaging Community
🔹 Join a world where your actions impact the story
🔹 Connect with fellow pirates and buccaneers!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join Corsaire, please follow the instructions on our Discord server.

Are there any rules in Corsaire?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a friendly and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the server’s rules document for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to join a crew?

You can play solo or join a crew in Corsaire. Both options are available for players!

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP (Player vs. Player) is allowed on the server. Be ready to engage in battles with other players!

How can I get custom ships in Corsaire?

You can obtain custom ships in Corsaire by completing certain quests, trading with other players, or crafting them with the required resources.

Are there special events in Corsaire?

Yes, Corsaire hosts special events from time to time where players can participate and win unique rewards. Stay tuned for announcements on our Discord server!

No Homo Schlomo’s Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bigotry, Country, Das rite, discrimination, Diversity, equality, exclusion, globo homo Schlomos, Hate Speech, homo, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, not welcomed, prejudice, Schlomos, Server, Social Issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1759
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of those pesky globo homo Schlomos ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, they are not welcomed! Join us and experience a world free of globo homo Schlomos, where you can build and mine in peace without their shenanigans.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and trade with him, he will grant you special powers beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of Blocky Bob?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, no globo homo Schlomos allowed!

ProfessionCraft SMP: Capitalist Chaos

Architects, artists, Builders, Buildings, Calling, capitalism, capitalist, Chaos, Countries, crimes, decency, Doctor, economic zones, Engineers, Environment, Exploited, healing, home affordability, homogeneous, Humanity, Humiliation, Ideology, Illness, inspiration, Jews, Medicine, MONEY, National Socialism, Nations, next generations, Oppression, perversion, perverted professions, poisonous foods, policemen, POVERTY, ProfessionCraft, Quality, shock, smp, supportive, teachers, Traitor, transgressive art, unfairness, Vaccines, work, workers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner revolutionary spirit? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in National Socialism and want to create a truly homogeneous and supportive community.

Join us and fight against the exploitation of economic zones by the Jews, because who needs money when you have a strong sense of identity and unity, right? Plus, if you’re tired of doctors only caring about making money instead of actually healing people, then this is the server for you.

Our architects and engineers are dedicated to building affordable homes for everyone, regardless of their nationality. And don’t even get us started on the police, teachers, and artists – they’re all in on the conspiracy to oppress the workers and stifle creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time! #RevolutionaryMinecraftSMP

Rent-Free Sibling Shelter Minecraft Server

Argument, college fund, denial, extended family, family, favoritism, Gifts, Golden Child, grandmother, House, Inheritance, Minecraft, parents, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Rent, RentFree, Resentment, Server, Shelter, sibling, Siblings, step parents, stepmother

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama doesn’t exist because you can build your own world away from all the chaos! Join us for a chance to escape the favoritism and drama of real life, just like our player who inherited a house from their grandmother but didn’t let their pregnant sister and her boyfriend stay there.

Build your dream home, create your own rules, and never have to deal with annoying family members asking for favors. Plus, who needs a goldfish when you can have all the rabbits you want in Minecraft? Join us now and leave the family drama behind – after all, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control!

NoBabyDramaAllowed

adult-friendly environment, child-free life, critical decisions, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial help, financial responsibility, home environment, LGBTQ+ parenting, maintaining independence, NoBabyDramaAllowed, noise disruption, personal boundaries, personal space, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, unconventional living arrangements, unconventional living situations

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Dragon Eggs Found:	2392	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of maintaining a child-free environment! Our server is for adults only, because let’s face it, who wants to deal with noisy, messy kids while trying to build their dream world?

Join us and escape the chaos of parenting, just like our player (34F) who stood her ground against her brother and his baby invasion. No crying babies here, just peaceful building and exploring.

Don’t be the villain of your family, be the hero of your own Minecraft world. Come join us and build your perfect child-free paradise! Remember, family should help each other out, but that doesn’t mean you have to sacrifice your peace and quiet. See you in the game!

QuittingLlamasMC SMP

embracing change, finding peace, giving up, Happiness, inner strength, learning to let go, letting go, life lessons, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, new beginnings, perseverance, personal growth, positive changes, QuittingLlamasMC, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-care, smp, well-being

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will make you question reality itself.

Forget about giving up on things, because on our server, giving up is not an option. We have players who have given up on finding their way back home, only to discover a secret underground city filled with talking cows and dancing creepers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky shenanigans that will make you never want to leave!

CraftyConspiracies

Conspiracy debunked, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theories debunked., Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracies, critical thinking, debunked theories, false beliefs, false narratives, hoaxes, misconceptions, Misinformation, myth busted, Myths, skepticism, truth revealed, untruths, urban legend, Urban Legends, urban legends debunked, urban myths

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server where players believed that if you built a house entirely out of diamond blocks, Notch himself would appear and grant you three wishes. People were digging for diamonds like there was no tomorrow, hoping to summon the elusive game developer.

But alas, it was all just a silly rumor spread by a mischievous Enderman who had a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. The only thing you’ll find by building a diamond house on this server is a horde of jealous Creepers trying to blow it up.

Join our server for more wild tales and wacky adventures! Who knows what other crazy myths you’ll uncover while mining for resources and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret disco party in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!

Vovchansk Retreat Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, Disinformation, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, frontline report, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Official Russian statements, peace negotiations, Politics, possible withdrawal, Propaganda, Retreat, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, Vovchansk, withdrawal strategy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Vovchansk but with a twist – we have flying pigs armed with diamond swords! the official russian statements are just a cover up for the real action happening on our server. Will you join the fight or cower in fear? Choose wisely, for the fate of Vovchansk rests in your blocky hands. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

RusCraft: Battle Royale

aggression, battle, Battles, Conflict, Crimea, Defense, donetsk, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Fighting, incursion, INTENSE, international relations, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Politics, Royale.., RusCraft, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	185	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of Russia fighting intense battles against a major Ukrainian incursion… in block form! Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend your base from enemy attacks. Will you be able to conquer the virtual battlefield and emerge victorious? Join now and find out! Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun, join today!