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TattooFailsCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchantments Applied:	286
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Void Gems Collected:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Animals Bred:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as that tattoo of a unicorn riding a taco on someone’s butt cheek? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break dance instead of exploding.

We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where the only way to escape is by challenging a group of evil chickens to a dance-off. Our community is full of eccentric players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese, and our moderators are actual wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with a flick of their wands.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where anything is possible (and where the dumbest tattoo you’ve ever seen is just the beginning), come join us today!

MPKCraft Advanced Survival

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Void Armor Forged:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
New Chunks Explored:	404079	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Tired of normal survival? Want more of a challenge? Join MPKCraft today for a more challenging survival server – nighttime, harder/more mobs, custom terrain, and great gameplay!

play.mpkcraft.net

ButteryMC

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

The ButteryMC is the last best server in the world. In this server, there’s Enchanted Survival (This is an SMP with custom things added to vanilla). There’s also Minigames like Murder Mystery, 2048, Battle Ship, Tic Tac Toe, Skywars, and much more!

play.butterymc.com

Daresmp

Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Server IP: 85.190.166.8

85.190.166.8

Element SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Element Servers is a long term (3 years) rust community that is currently adding Minecraft to its ranks. We have hosted Minecraft for years but with the release of 1.20.1 decided to make it a public offering! Element SMP is a long term, Hard mode+ Vanilla++ Survival Multiplayer server. Play as a team, Play as a solo or just share your builds with others! In our experience with other servers, we have learned that in order to give players the best gameplay possible, community feedback is key to doing just this. This is why we employe discord to ensure every player has a say and is updated at every turn! While it is not required to play, it is encouraged!

The server was just fresh wiped on Sunday July 9th at 7pm CST and will not wipe again for the foreseeable future or unless a patch demands it. We have a 50 player cap to keep it personal and the server is on a dedicated host, hosted out of the Midwest, this means we offer some of the smoothest gameplay around!

elementservers.co

Flash

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
New Chunks Explored:	580451	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Potions Brewed:	114
Chimeras Created:	3	Animals Bred:	152

It’s a NO RULES server, you can do anything on the server, the thing on the server is to make bases and play with your friends! THE version IS 1.14.4 ======================================================== It’s a server without rules, you can do anything on the server, the thing about the server is to make bases and play with your friends! The version is 1.14.4

Flashdesigners.aternos.me

Cubehaven

Adult, BUILD, Custom MiniGames, Land Claim, Landprotection, smp, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ores Mined:	6977	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	478562
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

We are a predominantly adult (18+) community who enjoy stories, lore, folktales, mythology, sci-fi and mini-games/events which we work into our builds, books and NPCS when we use them. If you are an adult Minecrafter, RPGer or Interactive Fiction enthusiast looking for a mature gaming community, you might find our style interesting.

Come visit us at cubehaven.mc.gg with your Java Client but apply first at http://minecraft.cianaodh.com/apply-for-minecraft-server/ .We began work on this new world in August of 2023 and are currently running PaperMC for version 1.20.1 but we use ViaVersion and ViaBackwards so any client should be able to join. We’ve been around as a community since about 2017 and have had other worlds which are archived and sometimes made accessible via multi-verse.

We might be old but we still have game.

Even though we’ve been around awhile, we still have much work to do on this world and are in the early stages on a lot of projects, so, some things are still very primitive. We work on it a bit every day and have big plans for the future. You’re welcome to come along for the ride if you wish.

Most of our players are either adults or the teenage offspring of our adult players. PLEASE BE 18 OR OLDER TO JOIN or 13 and older with a parent or guardian member who can vouch for you. All players must behave maturely to remain as our content is of a mature nature but not x rated by any means. We run in survival mode with hard difficulty level but enjoy a casual atmosphere and laid back community.

Our players like to build shopping districts, towns and nations. We encourage cooperative gameplay and interaction between the players. We do allow PvP outside of the build zones for those who prefer a little Anarchy but our main focus is on community, economy and storytelling to go along with our building projects.

Plugins for quality of life and to keep it interesting.

Our server runs several plugins for game enhancement including Mythic Mobs, Grief Prevention, McMMO and Citizens 2 NPCs among others. For a full list, please see our website at the link below. We have an application process to verify age and compatibility with our community which you will find on the website under the Apply tab.

Thank you in advance for any interest and feedback. I do want to be clear and concise in my ads so as to attract players who are a good fit for our playing style and us for theirs as well. See our website for more details:

http://minecraft.cianaodh.com/

cubehaven.mc.gg

AnarchyPifC

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Hello there! Are you looking for an anarchy server, but you don’t wan’t to wait 7 hours to join? Well you’re in luck! Cause a brand new anarchy server just started! There are no rules! Hack, swear, grief, anything! -1.14.4 -Java -Hacks allowed

AnarchyPifC.aternos.me

NationCraft

Anarchy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	2345	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

It all begins with a leader. Maybe you want to build an empire. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, Nation Craft is the all-encompassing Minecraft server where you can make your visions come to life.

craftnation.beastmc.com

Full sick mc

Crates, Jobs, Multiplayer Survival, Quests

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Animals Bred:	179	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Server IP: play.full-sick.com

play.full-sick.com

Ng network craft

Kit PvP, smp, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Server IP: de2.bot-hosting.net

de2.bot-hosting.net