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LolCraft SMP: Childhood LOLs

amusing anecdotes, amusing childhood experiences, amusing childhood moments, Childhood, childhood antics, childhood giggles, childhood humor, childhood memories, comedic memories, comedic recollections, funny childhood memories, funny childhood stories, Funny Moments, hilarious recollections, humor, humorous anecdotes, humorous memories, Laughter, LolCraft, lols, memorable laughs, Nostalgia, silly stories, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, pranking your friends with exploding chickens, and battling a giant pink unicorn boss (yes, you read that right).

Our community is full of comedians, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as we tell jokes, pull pranks, and have dance parties in the middle of the ocean.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

#my hero academia, Anime, art community., artist, Artistic, artistic expression, artwork, character design, Commission, Creative, critique, deku, Deku commission, digital art, Fan art, Feedback, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, smp, TALENTED, talented artist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	965	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!

SisBoyfNoBdayMeal

ANNOYING, birthday meal, boundary setting, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family dynamics, family meal, family tradition, fancy restaurant, feeling unheard, milestone birthday, Narcissistic, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling’s partner, SisBoyfNoBdayMeal, sister’s boyfriend, small house, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited guest

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Emeralds Found:	6114	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tradition of celebrating milestones in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Just like this player’s 18th birthday drama, we promise to bring the drama to a whole new level in the virtual world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uninviting annoying players from your virtual birthday party, only to have them show up anyway and crash the celebration. Our server is all about unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s family dinner fiasco.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to share a virtual bathroom with unwanted guests – unless, of course, you’re up for the challenge! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen – even uninvited guests crashing your virtual birthday bash!

ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward silence, cringe-worthy, crowded elevator, elevator conversation, elevator discomfort, elevator etiquette, elevator humor, ElevatorSass, EMBARRASSING, inappropriate, inappropriate comments, insensitive remark, Minecraft, public space, rude behavior, smp, social awkwardness, social faux pas, social norms, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst thing

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3809	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Votes:	6632	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyMoodBoost

bright moments, CraftyMoodBoost, daily blessings, feel-good moments, good energy, good news, Grateful, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming gestures, Kindness, little joys, mood booster, Positive, positive vibes, silver lining, simple pleasures, Small victories, small wins, unexpected joy, uplifting encounters

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Love Letters Sent:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	47

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Hybrid Virus Chronicles

Chronicles, Covid-19, different variants, Document, first time, genetic mutation, Healthcare, Hospital, Hybrid, INFECTED, novel hybrid, Origin, patient, public health, recombinant variant, research, SARS-CoV-2, scientists, study, Swedish, transmitted, viral transmission, Virus

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, swedish scientists were doin some science stuff and they found dis crazy new variant of SARS-CoV-2. like, dis patient had TWO different variants and they like, combined into a super virus and infected someone else in the hospital! like, how wild is dat? so if u wanna experience some crazy science experiments in minecraft form, then join dis server now! who knows what kind of wacky hybrids u might come across! join now for a chance to be patient zero of a new minecraft virus!

SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

admin shop, bedrock connections, building, claiming plugins, Dark, diamonds, discord server, Economy, Find, gravity, Grief, Head Drops, Highways, Jobs, large-scale, multiplayer, player based, Player Shops, Public farms, Rail, Redstone, rules, Semi Vanilla, SSMP, Steals, string dupe, Survival, Tnt, tps, Youll

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	7496	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
2 /sethomes + bed
Easy /spawn access
Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
Rare head drops
Physical and active player-based economy
Gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active Discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no claiming plugins on the server, so land is not protected. Be cautious when building in shared areas.

2. Are there admin shops or jobs on the server?

No, our economy has no admin involvement, which means we do not have admin shops or jobs. The economy is player-driven.

3. Are there any restrictions on building large scale builds or redstone contraptions?

As long as your builds and contraptions follow the server rules and do not cause lag or disrupt gameplay for others, you are free to create to your heart’s content.

Vtuber Mania – Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Mania, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, Vtuber

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Towns Built:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as the world of Japanese Vtubers? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with your favorite virtual idols and even attend virtual classes (just kidding, we don’t actually have classes, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Join us for epic battles against evil virtual corporations like Hololive and 2434, or just chill at the VPI Cafe and gossip about the latest drama in the Vtuber world. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ASMR rooms for when you need to relax after a long day of virtual adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual superstar in the world of Japanese Vtubers! Who knows, you might even become the next Kizuna Ai Inc or 774 inc. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of Vtubers you can meet on our server.

Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico

202926894previous, Canada, Cum, Edition, mexico, Minecraft, shrimple, smp, Usa

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Animals Bred:	136
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the Macarena!

We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all…the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem

aita, Apology, awkward situation, baggy clothes, CrushCraft, difficult situation, dinner outing, dress style, expensive restaurant, FANTASY, feeling awkward, feeling hot, friend’s husband crush, friend’s request, looking hot, makeup, MAYHEM, rude response, sense check, unreasonable request

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where friendships are tested and makeup is forbidden! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through awkward crushes and fashion dilemmas.

Are you ready to experience the thrill of angering your friend by looking too hot at a fancy restaurant? Can you handle the pressure of trying to find a baggy outfit that still fits the dress code?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of friendship drama and unrealistic requests. Who needs makeup when you have the excitement of virtual adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!