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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Void Gems Collected:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

DutchCraft

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109

Create your own country together with your friends and fight against the other countries, become the richest on the server and conquer the server.

-Active and friendly staff -A nice community -Good anti-cheat -A crossplay Minecraft server with ±20 players online

https://discord.com/invite/uNVv2JTD8k Website: #SOON https://linktr.ee/DutchCraftdc

play.dutchcraft.be:25590

Mcmedieval

Balanced Economy, Faction Survival, Faction Wars, Factions, Free Fly, Friendly staff, Fun, Multiplayer Survival, Op factions, PvP Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Crops Grown:	6997
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Finally in 1.18.2 the best custom faction ever! Come and discover all that exists. The server is based on a classic factions but with enchants and custom items, fly for all players, rankup system (22 ranks), Battle Pass (with daily and weekly missions) and much more!

mc.mcmedieval.fun

LifeMem Lande Minecraft server

Bed wars

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Votes:	3715	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8394

Lifemem Lande is a server that has modes such as: BedWars and Vulture Survival. The server also has polite and competent moderation and administration. Also on the server there is a donation with quite moderate capabilities. We are waiting for you at Lifemem l Lande!

lifemem.mclan.ru

1t1t

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Star Shards Collected:	121
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

1t1t is an cracked anarchy server. No premium needed. No rules, no admin, no resets, Come and play!

159.69.204.255

Better12 Season 4

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimension Hops:	0

a fun survival multiplayer with a active community and a few plugins and datapacks. now also on the new 1.18 update!

there are youtube channels that make vids on this server: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0PwPIU7jbfOjY_-RUeNdFA https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU5FVRAt9ib498GyUiAJs8g https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVFbF3oEb9T5nWNu72LOvng/videos

66.248.196.3:25621

Tondocraft

battlepass, Guns, PvP, Races, Slimefun, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

TondoCraft is a towny based server in Asia that focus in making guns through slimefun, picking a race, doing battlepass quest, grind jobs, and making friends.

tondocraft.mcserv.fun

Vanilca server Minecraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	1679	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Why you need to choose our server

High stabilityThe server always has 20 TPS for a comfortable game

Active communityOur friendly community will brighten up your gray days

The place of your fantasiesImplement projects of any size. The voice chat and resource pack of the server will definitely not let you get bored, because it has a lot of items for the RP game.

To access the server you must fill out a form or buy a pass.

You can fill out the form on Discord

Website: https://vanilca.suDiscord: https://vanilca.su/discordServer map: https://vanilca.su/map

vanilca.ru

Jeracraft Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Animals Bred:	40
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Join us for some epic adventures! – Survival – Factions – Creative + More unique gamemodes coming soon

Minigames – Paintball – GuessTheBuild – ElytraRace – Parkour – SurvivalGames – TNT SkyWars – BedWars

mc.jeracraft.net

Aweakensmp vanilla

4Fun, Griefing, Plugins

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

a copy of AwakenedSMP

awakensmp.org

ReallyWorld – MCPE ADMIN server Minecraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

I’ve been looking for a good survival server for a long time

your favorite game?

Then you’ve come to the right place

With us you can get a completely free donation! We made interesting duels that many people liked. If you don’t believe it, you can check it)

Phoenix – This is a cool survival server where you will find a lot of friends!

Our advantages:

☆ Rare wipes

Yes, no one likes wipes. You have been building your house for a long time, but suddenly it disappears. Why can’t you just not do them? -You can’t go anywhere without them. Why?

1. The load on the server is greater if there are a lot of chunks and blocks loaded by players.

2. Don’t you also like it when you spend a long time looking for a place to put your home but can’t find a secured area? After the wipe, there is more space to build a place.

Polite administration

Support works for you and tries to answer your questions as quickly and clearly as possible. You definitely won’t be left without an answer.

A lot of new!

Every week we add new features, plugins, and update the server. So that you don’t get bored

What are you waiting for? Come and visit us soon!

IP: phoenix-pe.ru

Port: 19132

Autodonate: pay.phoenix-pe.ru

mc.phoenix-pe.ru:19132