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SillySMPChatter

awkward phrases, bad jokes, colloquial language, Communication, Conversation, cringeworthy remarks, dumb comments, embarrassing statements, foolish talk, imprudent remarks, inappropriate language, Language, nonsensical phrases, ridiculous expressions, senseless words, silly sayings, SillySMPChatter, Social Interaction, stupid phrase, unintelligent speech, verbal communication

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered laser beams. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plan? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

JewCraft2021

anti-semitism, Blacklist, Censorship, controversy, discrimination, european politics, extremism, Hate Speech, Italian politics, JewCraft2021, Jewish community, Jews, Middle East relations., nationalism, political ideology, political party, racism, social media, supporters of Israel, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482

LOLZ! u know what’s crazier than that? this minecraft server! it’s like a party but with blocks and creepers! come join us and build ur own empire, just like those ancient romans did! but watch out for the zombies, they’re like the political parties trying to blacklist u! but here, we welcome everyone, even if u support Israel or are a Jew! we don’t discriminate, we just wanna have fun and build crazy stuff together! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Angler company, buddy, Bugcatcapoo, BuyingTrack, CASTELA, Chewie, comfy, CraftyMaple, Epic dungeon, Go West, GOOGLE, HYPERION, ign, Kiss my sister, kms, kronos, maplestory, Minecraft, official servers, patch notes, private servers, royals, Scanian, Server, Sex edition, solis, update

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	170
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sex Edition! Why join? Because on our server, every block you break will make your character do a sexy dance. And every time you defeat a mob, they will drop heart-shaped items that will make you irresistible to other players.

Forget about those other servers, join us for a wild and crazy time. We have special events like the Kiss My Sister challenge, where you have to find your sister in the game and give her a big smooch. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But that’s not all, we also have exclusive content like the Epic Dungeon Angler Company, where you have to fish for rare items while fighting off hordes of monsters. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure map that leads to a secret island filled with diamonds and gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is spread out but if you post your IGN, someone will come give you a big ol’ kiss. So come on in and let the fun begin!

SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

Board, board sucks, browses, creeper, cyberbullying, Digital culture, disrespectful behavior., everyone, fucking moron, internet culture, internet forum, keyboard warriors, lack of moderation, negative opinions, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Regularly, regularly browses, rude comments, smp, social media, SuckCraft, SUCKS, toxic environment, trolling, unhealthy discussions

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Animals Bred:	60	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4812	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	8546	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crops Grown:	9618	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Emeralds Found:	5871	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.