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AngryCrafters

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Magic Items Found:	4721	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Meteorites Collected:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Oh boy, have we got a server for you! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to witness the most epic meltdowns over the silliest reasons. One time, someone got mad because their pet pig in the game wouldn’t stop staring at them while they were building a house. Another player threw a fit because they couldn’t find any diamonds in the first five minutes of playing. Trust us, the drama on this server is better than any reality TV show. So if you’re looking for a good laugh and some wild entertainment, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

BlockyBreakups

annoying habits, BlockyBreakups, Breakups, DATING, deal breakers, funny, high maintenance, INSIGNIFICANT, nitpicking, Pet Peeves, petty reasons, quirky, red flags, relationship advice, relationships, Shallow, silly reasons, stopped dating, superficial, trivial, turn-offs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Votes:	4158	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of dating players who don’t know how to craft a diamond sword? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is full of skilled crafters who know their way around a crafting table! Join us and find your perfect crafting partner today!

One player joined our server and found out their date didn’t know how to make a bed in Minecraft. Can you believe it? Needless to say, they broke up immediately and found love on our server with someone who could build a mansion in no time!

Don’t waste your time dating someone who doesn’t know the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli. Join our server and find love with someone who can build you a castle fit for a queen (or king)!

AbandonedCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	132	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Animals Bred:	58	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with serious players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of chuubas who used to stream but stopped for the most ridiculous reasons! Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most hilarious ways possible. From accidentally setting off TNT in our own bases to getting lost in the Nether because we were too busy dancing to virtual idols, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on our server. So come join us and see why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

Minecraft Munchies: ‘Dungeon Meshi’ Server – Dig in for some deliciously hilarious adventures!

Adventure, Adventures, anthropology, Character development, Cooking, culture clash, deliciously, Dig, Diversity, Dungeon, dungeon meshi, Ethics, Exploration, FANTASY, Food, geopolitical implications, hilarious, humor, legal lolishotas, Manga, Meshi, Minecraft, Monsters, Munchies, race relations, RPG, Server, Survival, world-building

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4850	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	223
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and survival gameplay? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where an entire race of legal lolishotas roams free, causing chaos and hilarity at every turn. Join our server and become a part of this wacky world where anything goes!

Here, you can engage in epic battles with lolishotas riding on giant chickens, build ridiculous structures made entirely of rainbow-colored wool, and engage in intense political debates about the implications of having a lolishota as your president. Who needs boring old factions when you can join a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible?

So come on, join us on this insane journey and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Who knows, you might just become the next lolishota king or queen of our crazy server!

MineCraftBitches – Time to Roll on Our Trendy Server!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magic Items Found:	8285
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re riding a llama dressed as a wizard, casting spells on creepers that explode into confetti! Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing into a pool of rainbow-colored lava? Well, now you can! Our server has no limits when it comes to creativity and insanity.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground dance parties with Endermen DJs? Yeah, we know how to throw a party. So why wait? Join us now and let’s get this wild ride started! Time to roll, bitches!

YeetCraft – Where we mine diamonds and slay zombies like the last beacon of western civilization 😂🔥 #MinecraftServer

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	688
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that is the last beacon of western civilization? Look no further, because this server is no joke! We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Join us and become a warrior for justice, protecting the realm from evil Ender Dragons and mischievous villagers. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of diamonds and a hidden treasure room full of enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockBlasters: Where cool kids come to craft and conquer! #KINO

artistic expression, BlockBlasters, Cinematic, cinematography, Concept, Conquer, Cool, Craft, creativity, directorial, film, film industry, ideas, imagination, inspiration, Kids, Kino, motion pictures, Movie, screenwriting, storytelling, thinking, thought process, Visionary, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle of insanity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the chickens – they wear tiny crowns and rule over their own kingdom within the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers show off their dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping on a potion cocktail.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! (Disclaimer: Mind may not actually be blown, but you’ll definitely have a great time).

Neil’s Netherworld: A Blocky Adventure for the LOLZ

Adventure, blocky, Canadian, classic, controversial, Crazy Horse, folk, folk rock, guitar, iconic, influential, Legendary, lolz, Lyrics, Music, Neil Young, Neil Young and Crazy Horse, Neils, Netherworld, protest, Rock, rock and roll, Singer, Songwriter

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Emeralds Found:	2042
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the craziest of stories become reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig off into the sunset? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild as you create the most outrageous creations you can think of.

One time, a player built an entire city made out of giant pizzas. And guess what? The villagers loved it! They even started hosting pizza parties every Saturday night.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground cavern filled with glittering diamonds and dancing zombies. It’s like a disco party down there, except with more brains and bling!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit while laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening around you. The river may be wild, but our server is even wilder!

LitCraft – The Ultimate Modded Minecraft Server Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

🤪Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on this server, we embrace the Retarded Edition! 🤪

👽Join us as we discuss all things Modded Minecraft, from crazy modpacks to wacky build ideas. And don’t forget to update us on your latest mod creations for some hilarious feedback! 👾

🚨In breaking news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been annihilated! But fear not, PollyMC is here to save the day and let you keep playing without a Microsoft account. Take that, M$! 😜

🔥Check out our Useful Links for all the latest and greatest resources, from a Curseforge Search that’s out of this world to a Flavor of the Month Launcher that says “no” to Microsoft. And if you’ve been shafted by M$, we’ve got a 1.7.10 server authentication option just for you. You can still [multi]play with us! 🎉

💡Need some inspiration for your next Minecraft masterpiece? We’ve got you covered with Ideas, Albums, Resources & Inspiration galore. And don’t forget to read our General FAQ before bombarding us with questions about mod-making guides or where to download stuff. We’ve got it all laid out for you! 📚

🕳️So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft adventures. Who knows, you might stumble upon an abandoned mineshaft that will lead you to untold riches! See you in the game, crazy crafters! 🚀🌈

UBWcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – Better Than the Rest! #UBW #Minecraft #GamerLife

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as epic and fulfilling as the UBW route in Fate/Stay Night? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of adventure, friendship, and unlimited blade works!

Join us as we journey through the unknown future together, just like Rin and Shirou. Who knows what crazy adventures await us as we become better builders than we started out as. From epic battles to building magnificent structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for anything less when you can join a Minecraft server that is truly the best route to take? Join us now and let’s create our own fate together!

GoonCraft: LoveGooning2020

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Animals Bred:	143
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go crazy for blocks? Look no further because our server is filled with tons of goon-worthy landscapes that will have you screaming for more! Our community is full of players who love to goon for each other, trading resources, building epic structures, and having a blast together. Join us and unleash your inner goon in a world where the only limit is your imagination! So come on, don’t be shy – join our server and start gooning like never before!

Why can’t your favs craft and mine like JuniperCraft?

Actias, animation, capability, character creation, Craft, creativity, design, digital art, draw, Favs, Idol, innovation, juniper, JuniperCraft, models, motion capture, Oshi, Rig, skill, talent, Technology, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Tired of your favorite VTuber looking like a blocky mess in Minecraft? Join our server and witness the magic of Juniper Actias, the master model-maker who can literally make your oshi come to life in game! No more pixelated faces and wonky animations, just pure VTuber perfection at its finest. Plus, rumor has it that Juniper once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stack of pancakes. True story. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MinecraftMadness420 – ‘No. 673051269 by An0nym0us’ – Dope AF Server for Epic Gamers – Join Now and Pwn Noobs!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	784
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old same old? Look no further, because KINO is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on KINO for a chance to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. But beware, these chickens have mastered the art of ninjutsu and will stop at nothing to defeat you!

Feeling a bit peckish? No problem! Our server is home to a magical oven that cooks up the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a cake yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on KINO, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on. It’s like a magical pony, but with way more sparkles and rainbows!

So what are you waiting for? Join KINO today and experience Minecraft like never before! But be warned, once you enter our crazy world, there’s no turning back.