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  • Minecraft SMP: Instant Riches!

    Minecraft SMP: Instant Riches!

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    Yo, listen up, my fellow block-slayin’ gamers! You ever wanted to join an SMP where the rules are made up and the blocks don’t matter? Well, BOY, do I have a digital dirt pile for you! You NEED to join this Minecraft cluster-funk if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your pixelated life!!1!

    First off, lemme tell you about the GREAT MAGICAL SWORD OF POTATO SLICING! Legend has it, if you swing this enchanted spud-slayer at a creeper, it’ll turn into fries. FRIES, BRO! Imagine having a whole stack of French fries and you can just eat them with your friend’s tears as the dipping sauce! 😂

    But wait, it gets crazier! We got a JEB_ sheep that runs the currency exchange! Yeah, I mean like, screw the banks, I got a sheep that gives me emeralds for my old Pokémon cards. And if you trade him a shiny Charizard, he’ll just explode into rainbows and give you a diamond block. WHO NEEDS LOGIC, AM I RIGHT?!

    Now, if you ever wanted a pet dragon, JUST DO IT! On this SMP, we’ve got DRAGONS that are actually just really angry cats with wings. You just gotta feed ’em fish and they’ll totally fly you around while critiquing your building skills. “Ugh, that house is so 2010! Get some style, loser,” they hiss, spitting pixelated fireballs. Can you even imagine?

    And heck, if you join now, you’ll get access to the UNDERWATER BINGO HALL! Yeah, you heard that right. Imagine playing bingo with squids while drowning in glittering water—just make sure to bring a straw because, like, who can hold their breath, am I right?

    In this SMP, not only can you build a mansion out of rainbow wool, but you can also harvest the tears of your fallen foes who insult your building skills cuz they go “bro that’s just a dirt hut.” You can look them dead in the eye and yell, “It’s a HOVEL OF POWER!!!” while holding your potato sword.

    Oh also, there’s free pizza every day if you can decipher the riddle of the ancient enchanted llamas who guard the sacred craft table. But watch out! If you fail, they’ll just spit on you and call you names like “tower noob.”

    Seriously, if you’re not signing up for this madness, are you even living!? Just throw your Minecraft hat in the ring, and let’s make some epic moments—like, the time Greg tried to build a house of glass and ended up in the nether because, tbh, who even needs logic when you have CHAOS?

    So, get your butt over here, and let’s go! Bring your shovels, your dreams, and your most ridiculous ideas because this SMP is where the REAL action happens. Spongebob took a ferry to Chocolate Town, and now YOU can join us for the BEST ride in Minecraft history! 🍕🥔💎

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCash: Silly Spends

    CraftyCash: Silly Spends

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    Are you tired of wasting your money on boring things like socks and toothpaste? Well, come join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly ridiculous – virtual diamonds! That’s right, on our server, you can buy all the shiny rocks your heart desires and show them off to all your friends. Who needs real-life essentials when you can have pixelated bling?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.

    So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!

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  • Dominion Gaming

    Dominion Gaming

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    Global warming, A meteor Strike, Nuclear war, these are many of the reasons that the world might be filled with acid water. But in reality, its simpler than that. A lone villager decided to add a few extra hydrogen atoms to the water molecule and boom, Acid Water. Can you survive and complete the challenges, Will your island be the highest on the server?

    Welcome to the Dominion Gaming Minecraft hub.

    Current game modes include….

    Hardcore Skyblock

    Earth Towny

    Hardcore Acid Island

    With more to come in the future.

    Dominion Gaming brings to the table over a decade of experience hosting and running game servers at your fingertips and a wonderful community with a large number of twitch streamers. Come explore the fun and remember. Don’t panic!

    mc.dominiongaming.org

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  • PlayStrix OneBlock

    PlayStrix OneBlock

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    Have you ever been on a really good server? No? Then we will help you in solving this difficult issue.

    PlayStrix Survival is a server where everyone has a place to unleash their potential. Classic survival with private, guild system, economy and much more. We’ve been waiting for you!

    Is there still not enough writing for you? Let’s move on to sweets!

    PlayStrix OneBlock is hardcore survival on your island. Extract resources from just one block to move on to the next phase. Complete quests and defeat bosses! Build different farms and increase the level of the island. Trade with players and buyers to become the most important player on the server! You can play with your friends by simply inviting them to your island!

    Tired of a boring and annoying community? Come to us! Our players are constantly active in the chat, helping newcomers and maintaining a cozy atmosphere!

    Bored of just playing? Take part in our events! Every week our server hosts sweepstakes, events, quests and much more!

    It doesn’t matter whether you’re a newbie or a server regular. We will be glad to see everyone. Only at PlayStrix you will feel at home. Why not start exploring the cubic expanses of Minecraft with us now?

    playstrix.net

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  • Aytal Network

    Aytal Network

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    An epic survival adventure waiting for you to begin! Here at Aytal Network, we are aiming to create an environment so rich with depth that it forever pulls players back to us!

    mc.aytalnetwork.com

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  • cast lifesteal

    cast lifesteal

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    A simple Minecraft life steal server on the earth. Players are free to build bases any where they please to. but be carful because pvp is enabled and any can find and kill you!

    51.81.48.219:25710

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  • Siberia

    Siberia

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    Siberia is a high quality Minecraft Survival, Hardcore server with unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff and great players like you!

    Siberia IP: play.sibmc.ru

    1.19.4 and more are supported!

    » Survival » Hard worker » Radiation

    play.sibmc.ru

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  • Sword SMP Public

    Sword SMP Public

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    Ever wanted to play on a Minecraft Server full of Youtubers? Well your in luck because this is the Sword SMP Public! This is a server full of Wars and conflict. And you can play with Minecraft Youtubers!

    94.72.166.250:5001

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  • RichMC

    RichMC

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    *JUST RELEASED – BEDROCK SUPPORT*

    play.richmc.net

    Port: 19132

    Play with YouTuber Jihita (500,000+ Subs)

    Skyblock, Survival, Oneblock, and much more.

    The best community server around, you’ll love the time you spend on here!

    richmc.net

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  • ChillCraft.org

    ChillCraft.org

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    18+ Chill Survival server. Created by Ari Horesh, the owner of EnterMedSchool.com for his students to relax during the weekends, feel free to join us.

    80.241.223.94

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  • Bit Minigames

    Bit Minigames

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    Welcome to Bit Minigames, the most fun Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Here you can play a variety of minigames with your friends, such as Bedwars, Skyblock, Paintball Battle, and more. You can also chat with other players, share your builds and art, listen to music, and participate in giveaways and events. Bit Minigames is a friendly and active community that welcomes everyone. Join us today and have a blast!

    bitmg.duckdns.org:56133

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  • LifeLords

    LifeLords

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    Welcome to LifeLords, the ultimate Minecraft box PvP server where battles are fierce, and only the strongest will survive! With a range of powerful kits at your disposal, including deadly weapons and powerful explosives, you’ll be able to dominate your opponents and rise to the top of the leaderboards.

    Our server is all about competitive PvP, so get ready to test your skills against some of the toughest players around. But don’t worry if you’re new to the game – we’ve got plenty of starter kits to help you learn the ropes.

    lifelords.net

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