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InsomniaCraft SMP

bedtime routine, cognitive behavioral therapy, Deep Breathing, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, meditation, mindfulness, overthinking, racing thoughts, relaxation techniques, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep remedies, sleep solutions, sleep struggles, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp, Stress Management

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1196	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Bro, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your brain melt away in a sea of blocks and creepers. Our server is so lit, even insomniacs will be counting sheep in no time. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination. Trust me, you won’t be counting sheep, you’ll be counting diamonds! So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights, and hello to endless fun on our totally not cursed Minecraft server. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Death by Creepers!

causes of death, common causes of death, CREEPERS, death, fatal conditions, health awareness, health hazards, hidden dangers, life-threatening factors., mortality, mortality rates, mortality statistics, overlooked risks, preventable deaths, public health concerns, Public Safety, silent killers, societal impact, underestimated threats, underreported deaths, unexpected fatalities

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of dying in Minecraft from the usual suspects like creepers, skeletons, and lava? Well, on our server, the real cause of death is actually… falling anvils! That’s right, our world is filled with gravity-defying anvils just waiting to drop on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the ultimate anvil apocalypse!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of killer bunnies who have taken over the server. These fluffy but deadly creatures will stop at nothing to protect their territory, so watch your back or you might just end up as bunny chow!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a cursed diamond mine where players who dare to venture in never return the same. Rumor has it that the diamonds are cursed by a vengeful witch who will haunt anyone who dares to steal her precious gems. Will you risk it all for riches, or will you fall victim to the witch’s curse?

Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, death is only a falling anvil away… 😉

GazaGigglesCraft

Arab League, arab world, Conflict Resolution, displacement, ethnic cleansing, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaGigglesCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, palestinians, peace negotiations, political news, Refugee Crisis, regional politics, security council, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

lol, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the arab league but for gamers, we protect all our players from any evil plans to uproot them from their virtual homes. if u join, u will be part of the resistance against the evil forces trying to commit ‘ethnic cleansing’ in the game. plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so come join us and be a hero in the fight against injustice in the minecraft world!

Digorno Delivery via Uber

app, convenience, Delivery, Digital, Digorno, fast food, food delivery, frozen pizza, innovation, meal delivery, on demand, online ordering, Partnership, pizza, service, Technology, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pizza is so good, it’s delivered by Digorno thanks to Uber? That’s right, you can be building your epic castle and suddenly a pizza delivery guy shows up with a hot and fresh Digorno pizza just for you! And get this, the pizza is FREE for all players because our server is just that awesome!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate through the treacherous traps and puzzles to claim the hidden treasures. Are you up for the challenge?

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a petting zoo filled with adorable Minecraft animals like pandas, llamas, and even unicorns? That’s right, you can ride a unicorn while eating pizza and searching for hidden treasure. It doesn’t get any better than that!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Digorno is also delivery now thanks to Uber.

Frosty CancerCraft

animal study, Cancer Biology, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer metastasis, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, cold environment, environmental factors, experimental studies, frosty, laboratory research, oncology, temperature effects, tumor development, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Animals Bred:	33	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story about how a cold environment, like, made animals get cancer or something. but, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server because we have magical powers that protect you from all the bad stuff.

also, like, did i mention that we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes? yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. so, like, if you wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Rosalia

ADVANTAGE, Approval, Character, Community, Donations, Empire, Events, FANTASY, gameplay, Guidelines, Lands, Lore, Minecraft, Moderation, reviewers, Roleplay, rosalia, rules, smp, subscriptions, Unbiased, Updates

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	New Chunks Explored:	279416
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Rosalia Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Experienced Staff Team	Rosalia’s moderators and admins have over 20+ years of collective experience running and moderating communities and Minecraft servers.
Simple Approval Process	Whitelisted server with a simple character submission process for approval before joining the server.
Ever Updating & Expanding	Constantly improving lore and gameplay components with frequent staff-run lore events.
Always Unbiased	No unfair advantages given, rules and guidelines in place to prevent bias in staff decisions.
Lore	Explore the lands of Rosalia, uncover secrets, and rebuild the once glorious empire.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join Rosalia server?

A: To join Rosalia, visit our Discord server and follow the instructions for character submission and approval process.

Q: What version of Minecraft does Rosalia use?

A: We play Java edition 1.20.2 on a plugin-enhanced vanilla server.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join Rosalia?

A: Yes, we are a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay server.

Q: Can I donate or subscribe for advantages?

A: No, we do not ask for donations, subscriptions, or any monetary contributions for advantages. Our server is always unbiased.

Q: How often are staff-run lore events held?

A: Staff-run lore events are frequent and constantly evolving to keep the server’s story moving forward.

Lost Pathways 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, consequences, Decisions, Direction, Good, growth, introspection, Journey, learning, Life, Lost, MISTAKES, Nowhere, Path, pathways, personal development, Reflection, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, uncertainty

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Farms Harvested:	321	Enchantments Applied:	120
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Yo, bro, do you feel like all your decisions in life lead you nowhere good? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you – join this Minecraft server and let all your bad decisions turn into epic wins!

Imagine a world where every wrong turn you make leads to hidden treasure, every failed build becomes a masterpiece, and every creeper explosion turns into a fireworks display.

This server is like a magical land where chaos reigns supreme, but in the best possible way. So come on, join us and let’s turn your life around, one block at a time!

YogurtDrop Minecraft Server

clean up, cleaning up, cleanliness, Courtesy, Etiquette, grocery store, grocery store behavior, grocery store etiquette, grocery store manners, Minecraft, self checkout, Server, spilled container, spilled dairy, spilled food, spilled groceries, spilled item, spilled yogurt, supermarket etiquette, throwing away, yogurt spill, YogurtDrop

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the yogurt spills are a hot topic of discussion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with self-checkout etiquette lessons and daring acts of grocery store heroism.

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a intense mining session, when suddenly a full-sized container of yogurt falls from the sky and splatters all over your blocky world. Do you have what it takes to clean up the mess without getting yogurt all over your pixelated hands? Only the bravest and most courteous players will survive in this chaotic realm.

But beware, there are sneaky players lurking around every corner, ready to steal your loot and cut in line at the self-checkout. Will you stand your ground and assert your grocery store dominance, or will you let the yogurt spill chaos consume you?

Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knew that grocery store etiquette could be so thrilling?

RingWars: NoBroShare

Cancer, communication breakdown, daughter’s wedding, emotional attachment, family conflict, family dynamics, family heirloom, family relationships, family tradition, Family Values, grandmother’s ring, hurt feelings, mother’s jewelry, NoBroShare, passing down, RingWars, sibling dispute, sibling rivalry, terminal illness, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding ring

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of family drama and want a break from reality? Join our Minecraft server for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and pass down virtual jewelry to your virtual children without any drama. No more fighting over who gets grandma’s ring or necklace – on our server, everyone gets to keep their precious virtual treasures!

Join now and escape into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual fun with us? So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

AffectionCraft SMP

10. Acts of service, 11. Words of affirmation, 12. Gifts, 13. Appreciation, 14. Caring, 15. Understanding, 16. Support, 17. Affectionate gestures, 18. Affectionate words, 19. Affectionate actions, 2. love, 20. Relationship dynamics., 3. relationships, 4. romance, 5. communication, 6. Intimacy, 7. Emotional connection, 8. Physical touch, 9. Quality time, Affection, AffectionCraft, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the best place to be if you wanna feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, the players here are always giving out virtual hugs and kisses and stuff. It’s like a big ol’ love fest, but with blocks and creepers. And let me tell you, the admins are like, super affectionate too. They’ll smother you in diamonds and give you all the love and attention you could ever want. So if you’re into that kind of thing, you should totally join our server. It’s like a big, happy family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with cake. So yeah, come join us and get ready for some serious Minecraft lovin’!