silly jokes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad Jokes R Us

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Dayview Survival

new, Nogriefing, Noraiding, PvE, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Survivalserver

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Survival Multiplayer 1.20.4 server, with a ton of features, Graves, Custom World, Realistic Villagers, Claiming, Vanilla Tweaks!, And so much more come check us out IP:dvs.fpr.net or 172.73.116.67:25565 , if the other one isn’t working for whatever reason :D———————————————————————————————————————————————————————-Website: https://dayviewsmp.tebex.io/——————————————–Discord: https://discord.gg/XyHDY9PvGf

dvs.fpr.net

MagicSMP

MagicSMP, smp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

– 24/7 obv

– True Survival No Minigames

– No Mods Needed To Join

– Anti-Cheat Protected

– Land Claims (Grief Protection)

– Full Magic Over 100+ Spells

– McMMO The Classic Plugin We All Love

– Buy/Sell Almost All Items

– Hardmode

– Party TPA

– Large Biomes

Server Name

MagicSMP

Server IP:

MagicSMP.com

LumaMC

LumaMC, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	163	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	351	Astral Projections Made:	1
New Chunks Explored:	76648	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

⭐ Welcome to LumaMC! ⭐ Are you on the lookout for a new Minecraft server that goes beyond the ordinary? Brace yourself for an unparalleled experience with LumaMC, where we bring together thrilling features, custom plugins, and a vibrant community!

🎉 Some of our features:

🏘️ Towny: Establish and grow your own town, forming alliances and building a community! We also use Towny as our main claiming system! Join other players towns or nations to build friendships!

🪙 mcMMO: Level up your skills and become a true master of your craft.

⚒️ Custom Items: Enjoy our custom coded items that have special abilities and unique skills!

🪙 Player-Based Economy: Engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics!

🙌 Hoarder Plugin: Because one man’s trash is another man’s treasure! Sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.

📈 Ranks System: Climb the ranks to earn different titles and abilities.

🎨 Artmap Plugin: Express your creativity with map designs and make your mark on the server!

🍂 Dynamic Seasons World: Watch as the world transforms based on the season! Times of day and weather syncs up to real life! (Northern hemisphere)

🐠 Fishing Competitions & Custom fishing: Test your fishing skills and compete for glorious rewards! Fish from fishing competitions are also custom!

👷 Jobs: Work a job to earn cash and make your way up the ranks or become the richest player around!

🌎 Why LumaMC? Whether you’ve been playing Minecraft for a long time or taking your first steps into Towny, LumaMC is your new home. We’ve crafted an inclusive space where every player, regardless of experience, can thrive and enjoy! LumaMC has an extensive roadmap featuring thrilling content updates and events that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Your feedback matters! We encourage our community to share their thoughts, ideas, and suggestions. LumaMC is not just a server; it’s a collaborative space where every player plays a vital role in shaping our community. Join us and become part of a community that values creativity, fun, and endless adventures.

🚀 Connect to LumaMC:

Server IP: play.lumamc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/lumamc Website: https://lumamc.net/ Map: https://map.lumamc.net/

CarbonCraft

CarbonCraft, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. With these additions, we aim to bring you truly exciting and unique gameplay that you won’t find anywhere else.

On our server, we aim to provide you with the framework and tools to make your experience exactly what you want it to be. Your experience will never be on-rails or limited to only a certain playstyle. Want to get a job and earn currency? You can do that. Want to be a solitary hermit, and hone your skills? You can do that. Want to start a base with your friends, or compete with them head-to-head on the leaderboards? You can do that too. Your time here is what you make it, and we think that’s exactly how Minecraft should be.

Our server features:

– Economy

– Land Claim

– Personal Warps

– Player Shops

– Sethome, TPA, RTP

– Jobs

– Marriage

– Skill Progression

– Additional Enchantments

– Improved Mining

– Revamped Fishing

– Free Vote Ranks

– Daily Login Bonuses

…and so much more!

We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. We’ve been at this a long time, and we’d like to think we’ve learned a thing or two along the way (maybe). Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

IP: play.carboncraft.xyz

Discord: https://discord.gg/carboncraft

CubeCadia

CubeCadia, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Server supports 1.20! Find cherry biomes, have sniffer pets, and so much more! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ INFORMATION ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ IP: cubecadia.net Bedrock Port: 19132 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Overview ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Features Offered ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ – Dungeons – This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight! – Player Warps / Shops – Make your own shopping district or your own warp! – Custom Items – We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items! Check them out! – Custom Armor – We have over 10 sets of custom armor you can grind for to become super strong! – Custom Fishing – Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments – Custom Farming – Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms! – Custom Mining – Mining gives big rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items – Rewards – Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards! – Daily Bosses – We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards! – Quests – We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests! – Jobs – Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot – Cross Play – You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Links ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giivGl3huoo

Discord: https://discord.gg/cubecadia

IP: cubecadia.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Version: 1.19 – 1.20.2

Caledonian SMP

Caledonian, smp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	254	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Void Armor Forged:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Hey there, welcome to Caledonian SMP!

We’re a small server that started just over a month ago and are looking to add some new faces to our group. We are a mostly vanilla SMP featuring a few datapacks as well as Simple Voice Chat (optional), DiscordIntegration, and Dynmap to enhance the experience and encourage collaboration within the community. To see a more in depth list of server features join our discord! Rules:

1. Be a good person. respect other people and use common sense 2. No greifing or raiding/stealing of other people builds or items 3. No cheats or hacks. Mods such as optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed. 4. No Item duping. TNT duping is allowed, but general item duping is not. 5. Must be 18 or older to join the server. If any of this sounds interesting to you, join our discord and apply!

Oplay smp

smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	3048	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Server IP: mc.oplay.bg

mc.oplay.bg

Cm lifesteal network

Coins, Combat, Hub, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Cm Network is a Lifesteal Server 24/7 Online with easy economy, shop, jobs, coinflip, lifesteal, etc.

cmnetwork.gbnodes.host

FrozenSMP

FrozenSMP, smp

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	59	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	7462	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4736	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Hi, I am fbievana founder of the FrozenSMP server here on Discord.

The FrozenSMP server is a tight-knit community that consists of players that enjoy and play minecraft. This server orginally started as a friend-owned and operated community server, but we have decided to open our doors and allow people in.

Some Info

VERSION: 1.20.4
KeepInventory is Off
Diffculty: Hard

We use these datapacks

We also have a creative server to allow players to test their ideas

We provide

Grief protection and rollbacks
A community
A fully in-house operated server
Discord bridge!
A Live-updating Map

We have some simple rules

No Griefing
Don’t steal
Most client-side mods are allowed (Things like journey map, and full bright is fine)
Respect other peoples’ choices and respect others boundaries
Don’t build on other peoples builds, try to again follow the previous rule
Be Kind
No exploits/glitches (Duping, etc)

There is a guiding principle that we have: Moderation should be the last resort, and not the first.

The plugins we use are

Carbon Chat
DiscordSRV
Coreprotect
Luckperms (internal use)
Freedomchat

If you want to join, click Here and ask to get whitelisted!

The 🅱️inecraft 🅱️ealm

ealm, inecraft, smp

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Here at the Binecraft Bealm, We started out as a small group of friends and decided to open up our Hard Difficulty survival server to everyone!

Now we are looking for people to help us expand our server and help us grow into an active community! Whether you want to build or Adventure! The choice is yours!

At the moment, we have a few community builds, but are looking for people willing to help us in creating a new spawn area, more community areas and with hopes of opening up a shopping district! Our Discord is currently undergoing a makeover to become more user friendly. Where all Suggestions will be heard and discussed within our group! Our Server is a democracy and every suggestion is valid!

Our No griefing/no stealing server has no plans of resetting the world. This means no losing any builds, whether they be big or small. We are accessible 24/7, so no sitting around waiting for the server to open up.

We are New player friendly, So you could be new to the game or experienced, and you would be welcomed with open arms to our world. We also have no limitiations on the size or purpose of your builds. So build away with the only restriction being common sense. Eg. no hate symbols, anything too political ect.

With accessible Nether Hub and Highway You can travel around the world without having to worry about getting lost or running into unfriendly beings!

Optional mods include:

Prox chat

Litematica Mod

Tweekaroo

Optifine

Requirements:

-Mature 16+ age limit

-Must have discord

https://discord.gg/yPqmxES9