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CraftyCash: Silly Spends

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring things like socks and toothpaste? Well, come join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly ridiculous – virtual diamonds! That’s right, on our server, you can buy all the shiny rocks your heart desires and show them off to all your friends. Who needs real-life essentials when you can have pixelated bling?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.

So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!

Pussy Palace Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, DATING, emotional connections, fidelity, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, one woman, Palace, personal choice, pussy, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Respect, self-control, Server, sex, sexual experiences, sexual partners

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Emeralds Found:	7663
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of being a one-woman man in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to find all the virtual love you desire. With a player base of over 100,000, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Plus, our custom plugin “Love Potion” guarantees that you’ll never be lonely again. Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

/utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

Career Advice, Career Transition, general, helpful resources, Interviewing, job hunting, job loss, job market, Job Search, job tips, Layoffs, Minecraft, networking, professional development, remote work, resume writing, salary negotiation, smp, Tech, tech industry, tech workers, unemployed, unemployment, utwg, workers, youtube channels

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

Beirut, chief, chiefs, Conflict, Crisis, Dahieh, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran Revolutionary Guard, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missing, out of contact, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional politics, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, Terrorism

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Weekend Warriors Server

extended weekends, leisure time, longer weekends, more weekends, productivity, Relaxation, Scheduling, Server, shorter weeks, stress relief, time allocation, time for self-care, Time management, time off, time off work, Warriors, weekend, weekend activities, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, work-life balance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Potions Brewed:	122	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

1.21.1, Adventure, Archive, base, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Environment, Excavation, Friends, Gathering, greying, Join, knowledge, list, Materials, Memories, Minecraft, Natural, scenery, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smaller server, Technology, TreePaunch

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Votes:	8954
Secret Passages Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

Description
TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

Africa, African capitals, African cities, African countries, Cities, continent, Craft, culture, Diversity, Exploration, geography, historical cities, landmarks, metropolitan areas, Minecraft, must-visit cities, Population, SAVANNAH, Server, top cities, tourism, travel, urban centers, vibrant cities

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	78	Void Gems Collected:	34
Dimension Hops:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

Breakfast, brunch, craving, DELICIOUS, EASY, Egg, Filling, Food, homemade, Hunger, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, Order, Pepper, protein, Quick, Request, sandwich, smp, snack, Tasty

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, blissful ignorance, CheaterCraft, Closure, difficult decision, emotional turmoil, family, father figure, half brothers, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long lost siblings, mental health, Minecraft, mixed emotions, moral dilemma, panic attack, protecting happiness, Secrets, Server, sibling relationships, stepdad

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

GoAheadGamerGrocery

15 items or less, aita, being considerate, checkout line, crowded store, GoAheadGamerGrocery, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery store etiquette, line courtesy, line etiquette, offering to let someone go ahead, one item, polite gesture, public behavior, quick decision, shopping with family, social norms, standing in line, waiting in line

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

10. Communication on the road, 11. Road courtesy, 12. Reckless driving, 13. Road hazards, 14. Aggressive driving, 15. Road awareness, 16. Defensive driving, 17. Road signals, 18. Road rules, 19. Road manners, 2. Turn signals, 20. Road rage., 3. Road safety, 4. Inconsiderate driving, 5. Traffic etiquette, 6. Mindless driving, 7. Road behavior, 8. Dangerous driving, 9. Frustrating drivers, drivers, Minecraft, SignallessSteve, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7707	Enchantments Applied:	193
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	504
Void Armor Forged:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?