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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1826 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 200 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7967 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 249 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!