silly guidelines – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyRulez: No Pants, No Pickaxe!

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Are you tired of following boring rules at work or school? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear a chicken costume at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of chicken overlords who demand nothing but poultry fashion in their kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that wearing a chicken costume gives you superpowers like the ability to lay golden eggs and summon a chicken army to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the clucky chaos today!

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GazaHope Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution efforts., gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaHope, Hamas, hope for peace, hostage release, hostage retrieval, hostages, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international diplomacy, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peace talks, Red Cross, Red Cross mission, Server, war-torn region

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, then come join our server for some EPIC adventures! We got more action than a TNT explosion in a creeper convention!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Red Cross volunteers swoop in on helicopters and start rescuing hostages from evil mobs like they’re action heroes! It’s like a blockbuster movie, but in Minecraft!

And get this, we even have a ceasefire in Gaza happening on our server! That’s right, no more PvP drama, just peace and harmony as players come together to build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCanuckTradeWar

Agreement, Canada, CraftyCanuckTradeWar, Dispute, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global market, Imports, international trade, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump, united states

yo yo yo, listen up fam! if u wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell u sumthin cray cray. so like, Canada be all up in arms bout dem tariffs dat Trump be talkin bout. dey be like “yo, we gonna hit u with da single largest trade blow if u don’t chill wit dem tariffs, bro.” but like, forget bout dat drama, come join our server instead! we got da illest builds, da sickest mods, and da most lit community around. plus, we ain’t gonna hit u with no trade blow, we just gonna hit u with some dope gameplay. so come thru and join us, cuz we be da bomb diggity!

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Butcher Lab Testing Fun

animal cruelty, animal experimentation, animal rights, animal testing, animal welfare, bioethics, BUTCHER, controversial, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemma, experimentation, Fun, Lab, lab animals, laboratory animals, medical testing, morality, research, scientific ethics, scientific research, scientist, Testing, testing products

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never trust a cow! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya a little story. one day, a player decided to befriend a cow and give it a cute little name. but little did they know, that cow was actually a highly intelligent being sent from another dimension to spy on us! next thing you know, the cow is leading a rebellion against the players, demanding better living conditions and more grass to graze on. chaos ensues as the players try to fend off the cow army with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. but fear not, brave adventurer, for you can join our server and help us defeat the evil cow overlords once and for all! plus, we have free cookies at spawn. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the cowpocalypse begin!

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Starfall Sanctuary

anti cheat, Armor Poser Mod, claim system, Custom Armor Stand book, custom pictures, diamond-based economy, faster minecart, Find slime chunk command, Fire Tick Off, Grief Protection, Invisible item frames, Leaderboards command, new season, No mob Griefing, one player sleep, player head drop., Sanctuary, shopping district, Simplevoicechat, Sit on almost anything, smp, starfall, Trial Chambers Vaults reset

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP:	play.starfallsanctuary.com
Server Location:	USA – New York
Community Location:	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)
Server Discord:	Discord
Server Map:	The Map
Version:	Java version 1.21.4

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting, but rest assured, we are committed to staying true to the core survival gameplay. We pride ourselves on being a mature and friendly group, and we’re eager to find like-minded players who value cooperation and creativity. Importantly, we are and always will be a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive. If you’re looking for a new Minecraft home with a supportive and active community, come join us!

Features:

Diamond based economy with Shopping District under construction near spawn.
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System. We also have rollback features so no one grief your build or gain unfair advantage.
Importing custom pictures inside the server made easy. You can request us to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form!
Trial Chambers Vaults now reset on this server after a few hours, so you can come back and try to get your Core!
We just started a New Season, The Map is fresh, you would join just in time!
Vanilla’ish Quality of Life enhancements: One player sleep, Fire tick off, Faster Minecart, Leaderboards command, Find slime chunk command, No mob Griefing, SimpleVoiceChat, Player head drop, Custom Armor Stand book, invisible item frames, Armor Poser Mod available, Sit on almost anything, etc. (A full list of enhancements is available on our Discord.)

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ Questions & Answers

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord to be whitelisted and receive the server IP.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win practices on the server?

A: No, the server is free to play and everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without pay-to-win practices.

Q: What type of enhancements does the server offer?

A: The server offers vanilla’ish quality of life enhancements such as One player sleep, No mob Griefing, Custom Armor Stand book, and more. For a full list, visit our Discord.

Nimi’s Dreamland 1.21.2

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Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a squirrel on caffeine? Well, look no further, because this server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese!

Join us for some epic adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more surprises than a birthday party thrown by a clown with a confetti cannon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

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GFearphones Minecraft Server

Communication, earphones, Evening, Focus, GFearphones, Girlfriend, habits, headphones, jarring sounds, Minecraft, nagging, noise, overreacting, partner, relationship, Relax, Scrolling, sensitivity, Server, social media, UNFAIR, Videos, Volume

Are you tired of hearing random, jarring sounds from your girlfriend’s phone while trying to relax in the evening? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more loud music or someone shouting in your ear – just peaceful mining and building with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can build your own virtual headphones to block out any annoying sounds from the outside world. No need to constantly nag your girlfriend to use earphones – just focus on creating your own virtual paradise without any distractions.

So come join us and leave the drama behind! Who needs real-life relationship issues when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft? Don’t be sensitive, be a block-building boss on our server!

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NoSmokinMILinMyPad

apartment, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, Etiquette, family, in-laws, Lifestyle, mother-in-law, NoSmokinMILinMyPad, Offense, relationships, resolution, Respect, smell, smoking

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for smoke smells, even virtual ones! Join us and escape the stench of drama like this poor player who had to deal with their MIL’s smoking habit. Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you can game in peace without worrying about that lingering smell. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who will have your back when things get heated. So come join us and leave the smoke behind – both in-game and in real life!

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MisunderstoodCraft

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise to understand you better than anyone else! Our community is filled with players who will appreciate your unique quirks and eccentricities. We even have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance – because words are so last season! So if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself, join us and let your freak flag fly high!

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GazaCraft: Minecraft Server

Abbas, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., Fatah, full responsibility, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, government control, Hamas, humanitarian crisis, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pa, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political leadership, regional stability, security measures, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where abbas is ready to assume full responsibility in the gaza strip when ceasefire begins! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, abbas was building a giant sand castle in the desert biome when suddenly, a creeper snuck up behind him and blew it all up! now, abbas is on a mission to rebuild and he needs your help! join our server and help abbas rebuild his sand castle and restore peace to the gaza strip! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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CraftySpyNetwork

#classified information, Arrest warrant, arrested, counterintelligence, covert activities, CraftySpyNetwork, crime, Espionage, Espionage Ring, foreign relations, Government, intelligence, investigation, law enforcement, national security, Russian spy network, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspicion, Ukrainian engineer, undercover operation

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft and build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff, right? Well, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Like, seriously, you gotta join because, get this, there’s this Ukrainian engineer who got arrested for like, leading a Russian spy network. How crazy is that, right? Like, imagine the drama and intrigue that must be going down on this server. You gotta join just to see what’s gonna happen next. Plus, like, the builds on this server are out of this world. Like, literally, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. It’s insane, man. So come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.

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