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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Towns Built:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	97
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Towns Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

Oak’s SMP

Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to Oak’s SMP!

= Aurelius skills!– Crates and Custom cosmetics that you can earn in game for free!– NO PAY TO WIN BS!– We are a small friendly community just starting up a server!

oakssmp.lol

CACTUS-MODS server Minecraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Votes:	4143
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5572	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

A mod server aimed at survival and development from the Stone Age to the age of automation and machines.

To get the build and add it to the whitelist, write to discord http://discord.gg/PhxzDKF7tK

Main mods in the assembly:

Terrafirmacraft

TFC-Things

TFC-Ambiental

TFC-Metallum

TFC-Storage

TFC-Tech

WaterFlasks

Advanced-TFC-tech

Applied-Energistics-2

Lazy-AE2

Immersive Engineering

ImmersivePetrolium

MCTimmersiveTechnology

RedstoneFlux

RailCraft

Cool server Minecraft server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2991	Animals Bred:	135
Enchantments Applied:	59	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Player friendly; lack of hardcore; maintaining inventory in order to get only pleasure from the game; beautiful generation

d3.gamely.pro:25856

Sigma-Magic Minecraft server

morph, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Sigma is a magical server with mods, but what mods are there?

Here! Our magic mods:

– Thaumcraft – elemental magic!

– Botania – the magic of nature!

– BloodMagic – blood magic!

– Witchery – witchcraft!

And… there are still a lot of additions to them!

By the way, we also have special dimensions:

Erebus – World of Beetles

TwilightForest – Twilight Forest

Aether – Paradise World

In addition to content, we have very large worlds: 100,000 per 100,000 blocks!

Also, there are no wipes!

Vortex mc

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Mines Excavated:	4185	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Server IP: vortexmc.ddns.net

vortexmc.ddns.net

ChocoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Items Found:	3366	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

ChocoSMP – Crafting Dreams, Building Worlds!

Welcome to ChocoSMP, where every block tells a story and your Minecraft journey is a canvas for boundless creativity. Immerse yourself in custom terrains, biomes, and structures that redefine the art of building.

play.chocosmp.net:25573

Deckbox

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4853	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Deckbox is a prison server where you get to mine, upgrade your tools and PVP!

deckbox.minehut.gg

Without Donat⭐HQMC⭐Java⭐Bedrock Minecraft server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Version 1.20.4

⭐ Access from licensed and pirated accounts

⭐ Java

⭐Bedrock

Updated server without donation. Various game modes. Premium plugins. Friendly atmosphere on the server.

– Premium plugins

— Different game modes (RPG, Classic Survival, Anarchy, Islands, Creative)

— Web map of the world

— Player web statistics

— Quests

— RPG player leveling

— Friendly atmosphere on the server

– and much more…

IP address › hqmc.ru

Discord › discord.gg/VmbKHGatJV

Java Port: 25565

IP: hqmc.ru

Bedrock port: 19132

IP: hqmc.ru

hqmc.ru

Heaven fell

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to Heaven Fell!

Explore custom worlds and embark on epic adventures. In Heaven Fell, you will find unique worlds, special items and warring factions. Join us and forge your legend on this exciting server. We are waiting with open arms!

heavenfell.supercores.xyz

Dragoncastle

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mines Excavated:	1864
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	677

Server IP: 217.144.54.193:8379

217.144.54.193:8379