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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6707	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

FoodFight Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4582	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you ready to defend your favorite food like your life depends on it? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take food opinions to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to battle it out over whether pineapple belongs on pizza or if ketchup should go on mac and cheese (spoiler alert: it shouldn’t). We’ve had epic food fights that would put any food critic to shame. So come join us and show us what food opinion hill you’re willing to die on – just make sure to bring your appetite for adventure!

MineLieCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Who needs reality when you can have exploding chickens and rap battling dragons, am I right?

SacramentoCraft: The Hidden Gem

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	203
Gods Slained:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server and escape the boringness of sacramento! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. plus, we have a pet unicorn that poops diamonds and a roller coaster that goes through a portal to the nether realm. forget about sacramento, come to our server for the ultimate minecraft madness!

Oasis Nexus: Where dragons roam freely and players beg for mercy! No resets, just chaos and fun in 1.20.6!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6530	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Minecraft Server Overview

CPU	AMD RYZEN – 8 cores
RAM	DDR4 – 32Gb
Storage	2tb SSD

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to everyone?	No, the server is whitelisted. Please join the Discord for the IP.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and request to be added to the whitelist.
What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?	We focus on building cool bases and efficient farms.
What are the server specs?	AMD RYZEN – 8 cores, DDR4 – 32Gb RAM, 2tb SSD storage.

KingdomCraft 799 – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness RiboChad, the legendary Minecraft player who won bigly in every competition, take on all challengers with his epic skills! Qindogs, stay away because this server is only for the elite players who can handle the madness that ensues.

We have insane events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even llama fashion shows! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and non-stop laughter.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crops Grown:	2675	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Buildings Constructed:	50	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Are you tired of boring, monotonous Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further, because our server is anything but tiresome!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only those brave enough to challenge him in a chicken dance battle will find out the truth.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, unpredictable, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re going to need it!

Momma’s Minecraft Matrimony

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Towns Built:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this story of a bride-to-be facing off against her own mother over wedding dates.

Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly you get a message from your mom demanding you change the date of your virtual wedding because she’s off on a honeymoon. Who knew Minecraft could get so intense?

But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and turn it into comedy gold. Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where even the most mundane situations become hilarious adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation, but with creepers instead of family members!

SickBurnsMC – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	328	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Tired of hearing cringy stuff from people? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who have the most outrageous stories to share, from getting chased by a pack of creepers to accidentally building a house out of diamond blocks. Say goodbye to boring conversations and hello to epic adventures on our server! Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCooksMC

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dimension Hops:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old grocery store food? Do you want to level up your culinary skills in Minecraft? Join our server and become a master chef in the virtual world!

Imagine crafting your own enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boosts in the game. Or brewing potions that turn your enemies into chickens!

Our server is filled with secret recipes and hidden ingredients that will make your mouth water and your enemies tremble. So come join us and become the Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!

CraftyModi3.0NoMuslims

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world where modi 3.0 is ruling with an iron fist! no muslim representation in our cabinet, just like in real life india! build mosques and watch them get demolished by the government for fun! create your own political drama and conspiracy theories with your friends! who needs diversity when you can have all the chaos and corruption of real life politics in a blocky world? join now and see if you can survive the madness!