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Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

Cheesy, silly dad jokes, childhood dad jokes, light-hearted dad jokes, brief dad jokes

🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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BrainDrugDeliveryCraft

Medical research, Genetically modified, Mice, new avenue, PARASITE

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we got genetically modified parasites delivering drugs to your brain! Crazy, right? You join this server and BAM, you’re getting all the drugs you need to treat any neurological diseases you got. It’s like a trip to the doctor, but way more fun and blocky. Plus, the parasites are super cute and friendly, so you won’t even feel a thing. Come join us for a wild ride through your brain on our server!

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Jujutsu Craft Arai

Boss Battles, Adventure, PvE, no p2w, Community

Welcome to JJK Arai, one of the few Cracked Jujutsucraft servers! This is a hardcore server, where death means having your progress reset for good!

Features: -Cracked -Hardcore -Perma Death -Custom Progression -Custom Spawning -Scripted NPCs -No P2W

89.33.12.146:25477

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SuperPLS

construction, progress, Cross-Play, PvP, Network

SuperPLS is a fun network that is in progress right now, and has very fun duels. M(ORE COMING SOON CONSTRUCTION IN PROGRESS. IF YOU MISBEHAVE YOU WILL BE BANNED FOR NOW) Have fun on the best server in progress. 24/7 on probably on right now

play.superpls.net:25680

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Who invited Spike to the SMP server again? Oh well, let’s just roll with it

Other, Minigames, Roleplay, Skyblock, Dungeons

Minecraft Server
SpikeSMP

Brief Overview:

SpikeSMP recently began its Fifth Season, and this time we’re going modded! Join the discord to download the modpack and get started playing with mods like Extra Alchemy, Spelunkery, Numismatic Overhaul, and more, all tailored to provide an exciting multiplayer experience with focus on combat and player interaction. Join us on SpikeSMP Season 5! discord.gg/spikesmp

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join SpikeSMP Season 5?	You can join by downloading the modpack from our discord server and following the instructions provided.
What mods are included in the modpack for Season 5?	Mods such as Extra Alchemy, Spelunkery, Numismatic Overhaul, and more are included to enhance the multiplayer experience.
Is PvP enabled on SpikeSMP Season 5?	Yes, the focus of this season is on combat and player interaction, so PvP is enabled.
Can I play solo on SpikeSMP Season 5?	While the server is geared towards multiplayer interaction, you are welcome to play solo if you prefer.

MexiCraft Server: Black in a Taco Town

Identity, interracial relations, #revelation, Friends, DATING

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us and discover a world where black Texans and Mexican ancestors unite in epic adventures. Build your own taco truck empire, ride donkeys into battle, and uncover the hidden secrets of your mixed heritage.

Who knows, you might even find out that your great-great-grandfather was a legendary black Texan who loved to mine for diamonds and salsa dance under the stars. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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Ludokino’s SMP Shenanigans

Ludokino players, strategy games, Ludokino download, Ludokino community, Ludokino tournaments

Welcome to Ludokino, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a herd of dancing llamas who only speak in beatboxing. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – as long as you can keep up with their sick rhymes.

2. The Nether is a disco inferno, where piglins party like there’s no tomorrow and ghasts shoot fireballs to the beat of the music. It’s like a rave from hell, but in a good way.

3. Our shopping district is run by a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for scamming unsuspecting players. Want to buy a diamond sword for 64 emeralds? They’ve got you covered.

4. The End is not just a place to fight the Ender Dragon – it’s a full-blown reality TV show where players compete in challenges to win fabulous prizes. Will you be the next End Island Idol?

5. And finally, our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on Ludokino.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Ludokino and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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SisSaidWifeMad – Minecraft Server

Family Values, in-laws, family drama, sibling rivalry, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the conversation at OP’s family dinner.

With more drama than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. From shocking revelations to unexpected alliances, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat at all times.

And just like OP standing up for his wife, we’ve got your back too. Our community is all about supporting each other and standing up to any rude players who try to bring drama to the server.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family feud just like OP!

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WarCraftedMC

war interpretation, war impact, war reference, war discussion, national war

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a battlefield where every block is a weapon and every player is a soldier in the ultimate war for survival!

Join our server and experience epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, or go on the offensive and conquer other players’ lands. The choice is yours, but remember, only the strongest will survive in this war-torn world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a legendary treasure that will grant unimaginable power to whoever can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Just remember, in this war, there are no respawns.

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MenuMazeCraft

efficiency, Communication, problem solving, creativity, menu options

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da craziest adventure of ur life!!! we got creepers dat explode confetti, pigs dat fly, n zombies dat dance thriller!!! u can build ur own house outta diamond blocks n ride a unicorn to battle da ender dragon!!! also, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u unlock a portal to a land made entirely of chocolate!!! so come on, join us n let’s make ur minecraft dreams come true!!!

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