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  • Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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    🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

    First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

    💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

    Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

    And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

    Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

    So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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  • Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

    Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

    Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

    Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

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  • The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

    The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

    But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

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  • Riddles Village

    Riddles Village

    New Minecraft Servers

    Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

    With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

    Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

    mc.riddlesvillage.com

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  • 🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

    🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

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    ⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

    ►Anarchy

    ► Mini games

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    ⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

    ✨ Version: 1.20+

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    ► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

    ► What is unique about this server?

    Constant development and addition of new things

    Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

    The best protection against all types of attacks

    Server stability

    Direct communication with management and responsiveness

    We work from 2022

    ✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

    Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

    pvp.landymine.ru:19132

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