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  • Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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    🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

    First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

    💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

    Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

    And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

    Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

    So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CreepyPlantShuffleMC

    CreepyPlantShuffleMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you ever wondered what plants are up to when we ain’t looking? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can find out! Our plants be moving around like they at a disco party, but in slo-mo so you don’t even notice. Join us and witness the plant dance revolution!

    But that ain’t all, fam. We got cows that can do backflips, chickens that can breakdance, and pigs that can sing opera. It’s like a farm on steroids, but in a totally legal and family-friendly way.

    And don’t even get me started on the villagers. These guys are straight up wild. They throw raves in their houses, ride llamas like they’re in a rodeo, and have secret underground tunnels that lead to who knows where. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky characters and no drama llama.

    So if you wanna experience the wackiest, most bizarre Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. Let’s get weird, y’all!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PolyGlassCraft: DNA Storage Flip

    PolyGlassCraft: DNA Storage Flip

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    hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us at [server name] where we have REVERSIBLE NUCLEIC ACID STORAGE IN DECONSTRUCTABLE GLASSY POLYMER NETWORKS!

    u might be thinking, what the heck does that even mean? well let me tell u, it means we have the craziest, most mind-blowing technology in all of minecraft! imagine storing your stuff in nucleic acids that can be reversed at any time, all while chillin in a glassy polymer network. it’s like science fiction but in minecraft!

    but wait, there’s more! not only do we have insane technology, but we also have the most epic adventures and quests u could ever imagine. fight dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and uncover ancient secrets that will blow your mind!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us at [server name] for the wildest, most outrageous minecraft experience of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • SunMC

    SunMC

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    SunMC is one of the most intresting survival/smp/pvp servers there is!It features many things many servers dont have such as a completely F2P Community, Tons And Tons Of custom Items, Friendly Community And Many currencies And special events.

    178.33.226.172:25608

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  • ✨Cobbleton Forever✨ Surviving Graylisted Boomer Town

    ✨Cobbleton Forever✨ Surviving Graylisted Boomer Town

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    Description
    A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch. A cozy server run by friendly and experienced staff with unique features and quality of life changes.
    Links
    🌐 play.cobbleton.com
    🌐 https://cobbleton.com
    🗺️ https://map.cobbleton.com
    📖 https://wiki.cobbleton.com
    💬 https://cobbleton.com/discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What is the server’s map size? The map is currently 1400×1400 as they wait for 1.21 to be released for Paper servers.
    How can I apply for a Player rank? You can apply for a Player rank at https://cobbleton.com/apply.
    What are some standout features of the server? Some standout features include pouches and backpacks, portal scrolls for teleportation, quality of life changes, extra enchantments, client-side mods for voice chat and pinging, and a no P2W mindset.
    What are the general rules of the server? General rules include being respectful, no offensive memes or NSFW content.
    What are the Minecraft rules on the server? Minecraft rules include no stealing or griefing, no non-consensual PVP, keeping the world tidy, no cheating or hacked clients, reasonable mob farms, and not overcrowding entities.

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