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ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

SunscreenCraft

Argument, berating, communication problem, consideration, couple conflict, dynamic, Moisturizer, outdoor activity, park, relationship issue, Respect, Rush, self-care, selfish behavior, skincare, smoke breaks, sunscreen, SunscreenCraft, Time management, tinted sunscreen, Walking

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of being yelled at for wanting to protect your skin while going for a walk? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from aggressive sunscreen haters!

Join us for a world where sunscreen application is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Build your own sunscreen castle, ride sunscreen-coated horses, and battle evil sunscreen-stealing monsters.

Don’t let anyone tell you that sunscreen is a waste of time, join our server and show them the true power of SPF protection! Plus, we have a special “Sunscreen Warrior” rank for those who truly embrace the sunscreen lifestyle.

So come on, join our server and let your skin shine bright like a diamond (protected by sunscreen, of course)!

SingleCraft Minecraft Server

avoid drama, avoid heartbreak, avoid toxic relationships, emotional stability, enjoy being alone, fear of commitment, focus on career, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, not ready for relationship, Peace of mind, personal growth, prioritize goals, reasons to stay single, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self-care, Server, SingleCraft, time for yourself

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2660	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of being tied down in a relationship and ready to mingle with some blocky buddies instead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find love in the form of rare diamond ores and enchanting adventures. Who needs a significant other when you can have a pet creeper as your loyal companion? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is looking for a date, so you never know what kind of romantic shenanigans you might get into on our server. So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle ever!

NoSleepNoDieCraft

creative death, death brainstorming, death choice, death creativity, death decision, death fantasy, death ideas, death imagination, death innovation, death options, death planning, death preference, death scenario, death selection, imaginative death, NoSleepNoDieCraft, unconventional death, unique death, unusual death

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to choose a hilarious way to die! Forget about boring old natural deaths, here you can go out in style!

Join us and challenge your creativity by coming up with the most outrageous death scenarios. From being squished by a giant chicken to getting eaten by a pack of rabid llamas, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a zombie pigman!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, the crazier your death, the more epic your respawn will be. Let the games begin!

CrimeaCraft: Last Church Griefed

annexation, Church, Conflict, controversy, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, cultural heritage, demolished, demolition, Destruction, eastern europe, GRIEFED.., historical site, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, occupied Crimea, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, Ukraine, Ukrainian church, VIOLATION, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Towns Built:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own church and watch it get demolished by creepers and zombies just like the last ukrainian church in occupied crimea!! it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions, u won’t wanna miss it!! plus, our server has the rarest diamonds hidden in secret caves guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. join now for a chance to be the richest and most powerful player in the game, or just to watch ur hard work get destroyed in the most hilarious ways possible!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!

CraftyDreamsMC

anxiety, atrial fibrillation, CraftyDreamsMC, deep sleep, depression, hypertension, inadequate sleep, irregular sleep, obesity, psychiatric disorders, rem sleep, research

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

join this cray cray minecraft server and say goodbye to all your sleep problems! our server is so lit that you will be so hooked, you won’t even remember what sleep is! we guarantee that you will be so busy building, exploring, and battling mobs that you will forget all about your pesky sleep schedule.

come join us and experience the thrill of never-ending adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations. who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate minecraft warrior, ruling the virtual world like a boss?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to sleepless nights and endless fun! who needs sleep anyway when you can be the master of your own minecraft universe? let’s get crafting, mining, and slaying together!

ThePieTray

Adventure, amusement park, building, Community, Crates, creativity, Cross-Play, dropper map, Exploration, FigmentPie, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, subscribe, Survival, virtual world, YouTuber

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Literally just a Survival server for YouTuber FigmentPie. There is also an amusement park and a dropper map with more to come. Also there are crates. Subscribe to FigmentPie

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CraftyPosts Minecraft Server

audience engagement, blogging, Content Creation, content production, content strategy, CraftyPosts, data analysis, digital content, Digital Marketing, engagement rate, internet traffic, Minecraft, online activity, online presence, posts per day, posts per minute, Server, social media, social media analytics, social media management, social media trends., user interaction, viral content

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Magic Items Found:	3259	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is pumping out a mind-blowing 451.67 posts per minute! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server with all the action happening at lightning speed.

Join now and become part of our insane community where the average player posts a whopping 808,004 times a day. You’ll never run out of things to talk about with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest structures imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Will you be the one to catch him in the act and earn the title of Enderman Whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight as you dive headfirst into the chaos!

Blocky Cucktopia Minecraft Server

acceptance, alongside humans, Bigotry, blocky, coexistence, cucks, Cucktopia, Defending, discrimination, Diversity, Existing, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Living, Minecraft, niggers, prejudice, racism, segregation, Server, society, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	7826
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find your way inside, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly yet mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a hilarious (yet slightly annoying) curse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

FaintCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, blender, busy shift, Chaos, coffee shop, Coworkers, dehydration, DiSRuPtiON, FaintCraft, fainting, feeling off, Guilt, hot and sweaty, lack of sleep, Manager, Minecraft, part time job, Reflection, Server, shock, Store, uncomfortable customers

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of fainting behind the counter at your boring part-time job? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for some virtual fun where you can’t faint, unless you’re really bad at PvP and get wrecked by a creeper.

Our server is so lit, even the doctor said it’s the cure for dehydration and lack of sleep. Who needs water and rest when you can just game all night long? Plus, our community is so supportive that if you do happen to faint (virtually, of course), we’ll send in a squad of villagers to revive you with enchanted golden apples.

Don’t let your manager bring you down for causing a disruption at work. Join our server and disrupt the Minecraft world instead! Build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and show off your pixelated skills to the world. Who needs a coffee shop when you can have a blocky paradise?

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and dive into a world where fainting is just a distant memory? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only thing you’ll be fainting from is laughter at all the crazy shenanigans that go down in our pixelated universe. Let’s block and roll, baby!

MomVisitsDeniedMC

caregiving, convenience, elderly parents, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family roles, Family Support, family time, family visits, generational differences, grandparenting, MomVisitsDeniedMC, quality time, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Transportation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	205	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3510
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of being the family chauffeur to visit your brother’s twin babies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of driving your elderly parents to see the grandkids! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your own virtual family without the hassle of real-life obligations.

With our server, you can create a world where your mother’s failing sight is no longer a concern, and where hygiene and safety standards are as high as you want them to be. Say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to being the master of your own virtual universe!

Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending visits and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?