silly annoyances Minecraft Servers

silly annoyances Minecraft Servers

  • BlockRageCraft

    BlockRageCraft
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 3413
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Zombie Dances: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting irrationally angry at harmless things like stepping on a LEGO or someone chewing too loudly? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up rage in a virtual world where you can destroy everything in sight without any consequences.

    We have a special rage room where you can unleash your fury on unsuspecting pixelated creatures and structures. Want to punch a tree until it explodes? Go for it! Feel like setting fire to a village just because? No problem! Our server is the perfect place to let your anger out in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible.

    So come join us and release your inner rage in the most cathartic and entertaining way possible. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual harm is being done. Let the madness begin!

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  • HaircombCraft SMP – The Real Bitcoin Miners

    HaircombCraft SMP – The Real Bitcoin Miners
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 2831
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe that haircomb maximalists are the true rulers of the land! Forget about bitcoin, haircombs are where it’s at. Join us if you want to prove that you’re a true haircomb maximalist and show the world that you can’t be wrong!

    Our server is filled with insane stories of haircomb battles, where players duel it out using only their trusty haircombs. You’ll never look at a haircomb the same way again after experiencing the epic battles that take place on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have haircomb crafting competitions, where players compete to create the most stylish and functional haircombs in the game. Who knew that haircombs could be so versatile and exciting?

    So if you’re ready to join a server that values haircombs above all else and wants to prove that they are the true currency of the Minecraft world, then come on over and join us. Just remember, once you go haircomb maximalist, you can never go back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExCheaterReunionMC

    ExCheaterReunionMC
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 2009
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 1218
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being betrayed by those closest to you? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a fortress to protect yourself from backstabbers, or unleash your wrath on unsuspecting players who dare to cross you. Let out all your pent-up anger and frustration in a safe and fun environment. Plus, we have a group chat feature where you can expose all the shady dealings of your enemies, just like our founder did to her cheating ex-fiance’s “friends”. Join us now and let the revenge games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoveOnMinecraftSMP

    MoveOnMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 7198
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of dancing creepers throwing a party. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and summon an army of chicken minions to do its bidding. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

    So, if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there, join us now! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Grocery Hauler Gang

    Grocery Hauler Gang
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 5398
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all the pickup truck enthusiasts who prefer to use their flatbeds for grocery shopping rather than hauling anything useful! Join us and become a part of the “Grocery Hauler Gang” as we roam the virtual world in our decked-out trucks, filled to the brim with snacks and essentials.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret grocery store dungeon, where players can battle it out with evil shopping carts and oversized produce for epic loot and rewards. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and emerge victorious with a cart full of goodies?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being a grocery-hauling hero in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the weight capacity of your virtual truck). See you on the flip side, fellow grocery warriors!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MobGazaAbuseCraft

    MobGazaAbuseCraft
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 4085
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of wild llamas trained in martial arts. u gotta fight ur way through them to claim ur treasure! but that’s not all, we also have a giant lava pit where u can sacrifice ur enemies to the mighty minecraft gods for extra powers. and if that’s not enough, we have a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server, so u gotta watch ur back at all times. join now and become a legend in the craziest minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GlutenCraft: Neurotoxicity Edition

    GlutenCraft: Neurotoxicity Edition
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 7839
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Farms Harvested: 368 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 74

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where the gliadin peptides p31-43 and p57-68 will blow your mind with their neurotoxicity! watch out for the crazy in vitro epilepsy model that will have you shaking in your diamond boots. we promise you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the gluten protein madness. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlkBroCraft Minecraft Server

    BlkBroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 3146
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing… drumroll… Blackbros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable antics.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players while being serenaded by a choir of singing llamas.

    3. Want to ride a flying unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on Blackbros, anything is possible!

    4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any griefers or trolls who dare to try and ruin the fun for everyone else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Blackbros today and experience the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventures of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AvatarAnimeSMPKingdom

    AvatarAnimeSMPKingdom
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 9404
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Greenlight it ready, because this server is about to blow your mind!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WeddingPartyDropOutAITA

    WeddingPartyDropOutAITA
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 4267
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Ores Mined: 5107 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Animals Bred: 133 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 6248
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken in the blink of an eye!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of wedding party drama. Witness the betrayal, the hurt feelings, and the ultimate showdown between friends turned enemies.

    Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, the real adventure lies in the drama-filled chat sessions and backstabbing antics of our players. Who needs zombies and skeletons when you have friends like these?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a Ender Dragon rampage, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty!

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  • FearlessFool Minecraft SMP

    FearlessFool Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 609
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magic Items Found: 1386

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Join our Minecraft SMP and conquer your fear by blowing up creepers yourself! Our server is filled with explosive surprises around every corner, perfect for adrenaline junkies and thrill-seekers alike.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever been terrified of running out of diamonds? Fear no more, because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like glittering confetti at a disco party. You’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

    And if you’ve ever had a fear of heights, our server will cure you of that in no time. We have a skydiving mini-game where you can plummet from the highest heights and land safely in a pool of water below. It’s a real rush, let me tell you!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and face your fears head-on. Who knows, you might just come out the other side a braver, bolder player ready to take on anything the game throws at you.

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