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Bedazzled Boxers & Booty Shorts

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchantments Applied:	246
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a man in flannel pajamas? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to turn your girl on faster than a man in a silk robe! Join us for a wild ride full of epic adventures, crazy builds, and more excitement than a sleepover at a haunted house. So what are you waiting for? Slip into your diamond armor and join us for a night you won’t forget!

MineCraftTittyDetector3000

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4641
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6102
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

join our epic minecraft server and you will get a breakthrough AI that predicts breast cancer years before development. yes, you heard it right! our server is so advanced that it can detect any signs of breast cancer in your pixelated character before it even happens in real life.

imagine walking around in your blocky world and suddenly getting a notification that your character might have breast cancer in the future. it’s like having your own personal doctor in the game!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have this amazing AI feature, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. all you have to do is find the hidden entrance and you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest and most unique gameplay you’ll ever encounter. who knew saving lives and getting rich could be so much fun in a virtual world?

CraftyYankee vs. PixelPaisa

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always shinier! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a flying pig? Easy peasy. Want a million diamonds? Just say the word!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Chicken, who lays golden eggs that can be used to buy anything your heart desires. Need a diamond sword? Just trade in a couple of golden eggs. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? No problem, the Golden Chicken has got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the robot, and zombies attempting the moonwalk. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server for the time of your life! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? Let’s get mining, crafting, and partying like there’s no tomorrow!

DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	563	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Crimson Kingdoms

Adventure, alliances, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Plugins, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Kingdoms, Leveling system, MCMMO, Medieval, Nations, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Structures, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Star Shards Collected:	234	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9205	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to CrimsonKingdoms, Dive into our world with custom terrain and structures with endless possibilities. Discover hidden treasures, create your own kingdoms and Nations to forge alliances in a dynamic and evolving world. Grind out our leveling system MCMMO , customize your gear with custom enchantments and make new friends along the way…

Join us on CrimsonKingdoms and shape your kingdom today!

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Ruby Prison

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Ruby Prison

Join Ruby Prison for a unique OP Prison experience! Our server includes a wide array of features to enhance your gameplay:

Enjoy fast progression with our auto-sell feature, mine grenades, and resource robots. Our season system brings new content every season, ensuring fresh and exciting gameplay. With active updates, innovative systems, and a vibrant community, there’s always something happening on Ruby Prison.

Server IP: rubyprison.mine.fun

Supported Minecraft Versions: 1.16 – 1.20.6

rubyprison.mine.fun

Neckbeard Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Crops Grown:	1977	Void Armor Forged:	15
Emeralds Found:	9657	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the exclusive club of neckbeards! Our server is the only place where your facial hair will grow exclusively on your neck, making you the envy of all other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds, but only those with the most majestic neckbeards can gain their trust.

So come join us and embrace your inner neckbeard on our Minecraft server – where the neckbeards reign supreme and the llamas hold the secrets to Minecraft riches!

BizThePonyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	998542	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even repeat the same trick twice without getting banned? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Why not! Our server is a lawless land of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

NeighborlyNomsGoneWrong

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1266	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your neighbors gossiping behind your back!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which flavor of virtual food to eat. Our community is filled with players who are just as awkward and socially inept as you, so you’ll fit right in!

Forget about real-life hygiene issues and embrace the virtual world of Minecraft where you can be whoever you want to be. Plus, if you accidentally throw away a virtual container, no one will judge you – we promise!

So come join us on our server and leave the neighborhood drama behind. Who needs nosy neighbors when you have virtual blocks to build with?

BoomerBlockz

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Emeralds Found:	2788	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you starting to like less the older you get? Join our Minecraft server and relive your youth with a community of players who never grew up! Build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and unleash your inner child in a world where responsibilities don’t exist. Our server is so addictive, even grandma can’t stop playing – she’s currently leading a llama army into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! So why wait? Join now and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, minus the bedtime curfew.

BackyardVirusCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Runes Activated:	4

so, like, you know how there’s this server that’s like, totally insane? well, get this, they found the COVID virus in common backyard animals in the US! like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, it’s all good because on this server, you can totally fight off the virus with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and save the world from COVID-infected chickens and squirrels, because why not? it’s a wild ride, my dudes.