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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4462 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
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