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Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline! our server is like a magical breast implant that never needs replacing, no matter what shape or size it is! we have round boobs, teardrop boobs, silicone boobs, saline boobs, you name it! you won’t need surgery to fix any problems because our server is like a magical boob fairy that grants all your wishes! so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even some boob-shaped buildings in minecraft! -
Brit/Pol Silicone Appreciation Edush Minecraft SMP
π€£π Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than the news headlines? Join our server where Elon Musk is giving Nigel Farage 100 million diamonds to make him Prime Minister! ππ€ But watch out, there’s a shortage of spies so you never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your diamonds! ππ And be careful driving around, we’ve got illegal Pakistani immigrants causing chaos on the roads like a creeper explosion! ππ₯ But don’t worry, even if you get robbed, the police are too busy trying to solve domestic burglaries to catch you! ππ And hey, EU students are allowed in under free movement-reset plans, so you never know who might show up in your village next! πͺπΊπ Join now for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark! π₯π #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse π£π₯ -
Clickity Clackity Crafters: Where Keyboard Warriors Become Block Builders
Tired of the annoying sound of keyboard clicks while playing Minecraft? Join our server and experience pure bliss with our silicone keyboard option! No more click click click to drive you crazy while you build your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to help players find diamonds. So come join us for a spooky and silent gaming experience like no other! -
Block Love Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cake! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is also where black men discover their undying love for black women – because who needs diamonds when you have true love, am I right? So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance! -
“EZPZCoding” – Minecraft SMP
easiest programming language, beginner coder, programming made easy, programming tutorials, basic coding languageAre you tired of getting wrecked in PvP by 12-year-olds who code in their sleep? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for programming newbies like yourself! We promise that our server is so easy to navigate, even a potato could do it. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once coded an entire mini-game using only emojis. Join us now and experience the wild world of Minecraft programming for yourself! -
BluntCraft: No RSVP Needed
Are you tired of being coerced into things you didn’t plan to do? Do you love dogs but can’t stand when people humanize them too much? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building!Our server is like a virtual oasis where you can build, explore, and have fun without anyone guilt-tripping you into staying longer than you want. No more dealing with over-dramatic dog lovers who think their pets are speaking in secret code – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!
Join now and say goodbye to feeling like the bad guy for setting boundaries. Build your dream world and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!
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CraftyCharmsMC
Have you ever seen someone build a perfectly symmetrical house in Minecraft? Instant attraction right there! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by the most architecturally gifted players in the world. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of block-building geniuses who have mastered the art of pixelated perfection. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and talent, join us now! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that! -
OmegaCraft: No Depression Zone
join our epic minecraft server and level up your omega-3 game, yo! did you know that players with higher omega-3 levels are less likely to get depressed in the game? it’s true, bro! we got all the fish you need to boost those fatty acids and keep you in a good mood while you build your blocky empire.imagine a world where all the mobs are actually just misunderstood creatures who need a hug. on our server, you can befriend creepers and ride on the back of ender dragons like they’re your own personal taxi service. plus, our custom-made omega-3 potions will give you superhuman strength and make you the envy of all your friends.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most lit minecraft server in the multiverse and let’s get those omega-3 levels soaring to new heights. depression? never heard of her.
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LightningLego [SMP] – Where playing with blocks is serious business! Ages 21+
About Thunder Blocks Type: Never-Resting Survival Age Requirement: 21+ Target Audience: Casual and dedicated players Unique Features MCMMO: Enhance your gameplay with our RPG-like experience and skill system. Never-Resetting World: Your creations and progress will stand the test of time. Largest Nether Ice Highway: Travel quickly and efficiently across the Nether. Resource Server: Gather resources without disturbing the main world. Gaming District: Engage in various mini-games and challenges. Shopping District: Trade and shop in our vibrant player-driven economy. Why Choose Thunder Blocks? Our main world never resets, allowing you to build and create without the fear of losing your hard work. Whether you’re a casual player looking for a friendly community or a dedicated player aiming to leave your mark, Thunder Blocks has a place for you.
Ready to join? Apply to join at https://thunderblocks.net/apply
FAQ
What is the age requirement for Thunder Blocks?
The age requirement for Thunder Blocks is 21+.
What is the main type of gameplay on Thunder Blocks?
Thunder Blocks offers a never-resting survival experience.
Does Thunder Blocks have any unique features?
Yes, Thunder Blocks has unique features such as MCMMO, a never-resetting world, the largest Nether Ice Highway, a resource server, a gaming district, and a shopping district.
How can I join Thunder Blocks?
To join Thunder Blocks, you can apply at https://thunderblocks.net/apply
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BloodClaim Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with complicated citizenship processes? Well, on our Minecraft server, all you need to do is take a blood test to claim your ethnic citizenship! No more paperwork, just a quick prick of the finger and you’re in!Join us and become a citizen of the most diverse and inclusive virtual world ever created. Want to be a Viking? Just show us your Nordic blood. Dream of being a samurai? Let us test your Japanese heritage. The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Once you join, you’ll have access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, rainbow bridges, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. Plus, every full moon, we host a wild party where all the mythical creatures come out to play.
So come on down to our blood-testing citizenship center and start your epic journey on our Minecraft server. Who knew claiming citizenship could be this fun and easy?