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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8557 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
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