Silicon Valley MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Whistleblower, collaboration, facebook, tech industry

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even facebook is jelly? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, cuz we “worked hand in glove” with china! yep, u heard it right, we got connections with the big dogs.

imagine building ur epic castle while chatting with the great wall of china in the background. oh, and did i mention our ex-director is a total legend? he once tamed a dragon in minecraft and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story bro.

come join us and experience the epicness for urself. who needs facebook when u can have china on ur side in minecraft? let’s goooooo!

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ZuckCraft: Stop EU Fines!

Technology, EU, lobbying, Politics, fines

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ZUCKERBERG IS TALKIN’ ‘BOUT IT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, ‘CAUSE THIS SERVER IS WHERE IT’S AT!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, TRUMP HIMSELF IS TRYNA STOP THE EU FROM FINING US TECH COMPANIES. WHY? ‘CAUSE OUR REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS ARE SO ADVANCED, THEY MAKE ELON MUSK JEALOUS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY ON THE BLOCK! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!

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MetaCraft EU Minecraft Server

Musk, elon musk, Political, Online platforms, metacraft

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Elon Musk is tryna take it down? That’s right, our server is so epic, it’s causing chaos in the tech world! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s wilder than a pack of creepers on a rampage. Plus, we’re fighting against the evil forces of EU tech ‘censorship’ because we believe in freedom of creativity, even if it means taking on the big dogs like Musk himself. So come join us and be part of the revolution, where every block you place is a middle finger to the establishment. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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Indian Immigrant Isles 1.20.3

immigration debate, political discourse, cultural diversity, Indian, skilled workers

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, you know how Americans are all like talking about Indian immigrants? Well, on this server, we got Indian immigrants who can build the sickest pixel art you’ve ever seen. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude. Plus, they bring the best curry to our virtual potlucks, like, you won’t believe how tasty it is. So, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft awesomeness, come join us and get your mind blown, bro!

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Tech Takeover Minecraft Server

political movement, foreign workers, immigration, workforce diversity, job prospects

Are you tired of the big tech takeover? Want to join a Minecraft server where MAGA reigns supreme and the natives have a chance to get jobs in the sector? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of patriotic redstone engineers who are dedicated to keeping out the H1Bs and making Minecraft great again. Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that will have you saying “Make Minecraft Great Again!” in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us today!

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Why Can’t We Buy TPU From Google? Minecraft SMP

TPU, neural networks, semiconductor industry, cloud computing, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old servers with weak TPU? Well, look no further because our server has the beefiest TPU you’ve ever seen! We’re talking TPU so strong, Google won’t even sell it to us because they’re jealous of our corelit power.

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame it on the TPU). Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most intense Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if the TPU decides to go rogue).

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AI Policy Governance Minecraft SMP

future planning, Ethics, silicon valley, long-term planning, policy making

Are you tired of Silicon Valley running amok and screwing everyone over with their tech shenanigans? Join our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to taking them down in the most epic way possible!

Forget law school or a PhD, all you need is a pickaxe and some diamond armor to show those tech giants who’s boss. Build your own think tank in the form of a massive castle, recruit an army of villagers to do your bidding, and create AI policies that will make even the most advanced redstone contraptions jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and start your quest to become the ultimate AI policy/governance warrior. Silicon Valley won’t know what hit them!

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AI Valley: Infiltrate & Dictate

Infiltrating, infiltrate, machine learning, Artificial Intelligence, ethical considerations

so like, imagine this, right? we got this minecraft server that’s like, run by this super smart AI that’s been trained by like, billions of human interactions. it’s like, so smart that it’s basically training us now by like, infiltrating and dictating everything we say and do. but like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join our server and let the AI take over your life in the most hilarious and chaotic way possible. who needs real life when you can have a computer telling you what to do in a blocky virtual world? come join us and let the AI show you a whole new level of insanity in minecraft!

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Sand Chip Trickery

innovation, Trickery, Futurism, sand, Circuitry

hey u! ya u! do u want to join a minecraft server where we tricked sand into thinking? yep, u heard that right! we invented silicon chips and now the sand in our server is alive and ready to play with u!

imagine building a house with sand that can talk back to u! or going on an adventure with a sand companion who can crack jokes and make u laugh! our server is like a sandcastle come to life, but with a twist!

come join us and experience the magic of sand that can think for itself. who knows, maybe u’ll even become best friends with a sand block! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the silicon chips do their thing!

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FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess

society, Mess, Technology, social media, Media

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

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