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Dutch Minecraft SMP Chips

Advanced technology, ASML, CHIPS, Development, Dutch, Engineering, fast computer chips, global impact, Gratitude, high-tech, innovation, lithography, Manufacturing, microchips, Minecraft, Netherlands, pioneering efforts, progress, research, semiconductor industry, silicon, smp, Technology

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the true power of Dutch innovation! Our server is powered by the same technology that brought you fast computer chips, thanks to our secret partnership with ASML. Rumor has it, our spawn point is actually located inside a giant ASML machine, where players can mine for rare ores while dodging laser beams and robot arms. So come join us and show your appreciation for the Dutch by building pixel art windmills and tulip gardens in our virtual world!

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

China’s Minecraft SMP Scientists

Artificial Intelligence, Breakthrough, carbon-based transistors, China, Chinas, computing, Development, efficiency, electronics, energy efficient, future technology, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, research, scientists, semiconductor, silicon, smp, sustainable, Technology, tensor processing unit, TPU

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7

So, picture this: a Minecraft server where the players are all actually super intelligent scientists from China who have developed their own TPU using carbon-based transistors. This TPU is so powerful and energy efficient that it can literally teleport you in-game to wherever you want to go. Want to build a castle on top of a mountain? No problem, just type in the coordinates and boom, you’re there in seconds.

But here’s the catch – the TPU is so advanced that it occasionally glitches out and sends you to a parallel universe where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE. Imagine fighting off creepers made of cheddar and building a house out of Swiss cheese blocks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just part of the fun on this insane Minecraft SMP.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will challenge your brainpower, teleport you to cheesy dimensions, and make you question everything you know about Minecraft, then this is the place for you. Join us and let’s see where this crazy TPU technology takes us next!

MonolithicSelenSilTandemSolar

#sustainability, Breakthrough, clean energy, climate change, efficiency, electricity, Environment, green technology, innovation, Monolithic, MonolithicSelenSilTandemSolar, photovoltaics, published, renewable energy, research, scientists, selenium, silicon, Solar Cell, Tandem, Technology

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crops Grown:	9174
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Animals Bred:	16
Void Gems Collected:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

omg u guys u need to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who published the first Monolithic Selenium/Silicon Tandem Solar Cell like whaaaaaat?!?!?! u can harness the power of the sun while building ur epic minecraft creations like a boss. plus, rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds and never run out of resources again. so come on, what r u waiting for?? join now and become the ultimate solar-powered minecraft master!!! #solarpowerminecraftftw #unlimiteddiamonds #scientistsarecool

SiliconCraft – Heavy Fun!

alternative universe, biology, carbon-based life, chemistry, ELEMENTS, extraterrestrial life, Fun, heavy, hypothetical, imagination, Possibility, Science, science fiction, silicon, silicon-based life, SiliconCraft, speculation, Theoretical, Universe, weight, what if

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

haha u gotta join dis server cuz we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds! u can ride dem pigs into battle against evil llamas dat shoot lasers from their eyes! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons! if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft warrior and save the world from a giant chicken boss dat farts fireballs! so come on, join us and let’s have a crazy fun time together!

PixelPatriarchy Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, constitution, control, Democracy, Dictatorship, election, freedom, Governance, Government, leadership, MAGAtards, Minecraft, PixelPatriarchy, political ideology, political parties, political system, Politics, power, Republic, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, Server, society, Voting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	132	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we’re not just any ordinary server, we’re a republic! That’s right, forget about democracy, we’ve got a whole new level of government in place for all our players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship… I mean republic! 🏛️ And hey, if you’re into decoding dog whistles, you’ll have a blast trying to figure out what our crazy community is up to next. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you on our server! 🤪🎮

HagLoverGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

Based, Characters, dark fantasy, FANTASY, games, Hag, HagLoverGamerGirl, indie games, Lover, Magic, Minecraft, powerful women, Protagonists, relationships, role playing games, romance, smp, strong female characters, Supernatural, unconventional love stories, unique protagonists, video games, witchcraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with based hag lover protagonists ready to take on any challenge! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with the hags, of course). So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky world where anything is possible!

NopeTastyCraft

abhorrent, detestable, Disgusting, Food, gross, ingredients, loathsome, nauseating, nauseous, nope, NopeTastyCraft, objectionable, off-putting, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, turnoff, unappealing, unappetizing, unpalatable, yuck

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6250	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Votes:	3768	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and discover the secret ingredient that will make you go “nope” faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a buffet of chaos and craziness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a giant chicken swoops down and steals your blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns all the water into hot sauce, because who needs boring old H2O when you can have a fiery fiesta in every river and lake?

So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, once you taste our special ingredient, there’s no going back!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is taking over kursk region like a boss, just like zelensky taking over russia! u gotta join to see the epic battles and feel the war, it’s like a virtual reality war zone but with blocks and creepers! plus, we have the craziest mods that will blow your mind, like a mod where chickens shoot lasers out of their eyes and pigs fly around on jetpacks. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so join now before zelensky takes over the whole minecraft world!

BorderBlockParty

bloomberg, border, BorderBlockParty, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, foreign relations, Geopolitics, Gerasimov, intelligence, Military, military strategy, Reports, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tension, Ukraine, Ukrainian troop buildup, Warnings

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Mines Excavated:	3178
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	10

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can ignore all the warnings just like Gerasimov did 😂 we got ukrainian troop buildups near the border but who cares when u can build ur own epic base and fight off the invaders with ur diamond sword 😎 come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even start ur own international incident 😂🤣 #minecraft #crazystories #joinus

TurkeyCraft Minecraft Server

accession, candidate country, culture, Democracy, Economy, EU, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european union, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, negotiations, Politics, Server, turkey, TurkeyCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant turkey wearing a top hat and monocle, ready to debate whether or not Turkey should join the EU. But that’s not all – we have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where you can battle evil chickens in epic PvP matches. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

TheAntiRacistBrit Minecraft SMP

acceptance, antisemitism, Britain, Community, discrimination, Diversity, fear, friendship, hate, Identity, inclusion, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Nazi Europe, prejudice, racism, smp, solidarity, Support, TheAntiRacistBrit, Trauma, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dimension Hops:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of driving Jews away from Britain? Join our Minecraft SMP and show your support for the Jewish community in a fun and lighthearted way!

Imagine walking around our server and being stopped by a young woman who is relieved to see you wearing a skullcap. She’ll thank you for being a beacon of hope in these dark times and you’ll feel like a true hero.

We’ve had players who have had their friendships tested because of their Jewish identity, but on our server, everyone is welcome and accepted. No more losing friends over silly differences!

Join us and show your solidarity by proudly displaying your Star of David. We believe in standing strong together and supporting each other through thick and thin.

Our elderly players have shared their stories of feeling retraumatised, but on our server, they find a sense of community and belonging. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, one block at a time.

So don’t wait any longer, join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of a community that values acceptance, unity, and most importantly, having a good time! Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and uplifting?

DadGFCamMinecraftServer

advice, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadGFCamMinecraftServer, decision, Dilemma, family, foster kid, Girlfriend, Honesty, Insecurity, Manipulation, recording, relationship, Respect, secret, Tension, Trust

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Players Killed by Monsters:	9023
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Sarah’s behavior towards M20.

Just like M20, you’ll feel like part of a dysfunctional family as you navigate through the ups and downs of our server. From secret recordings to unexpected plot twists, you’ll never know what’s coming next.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more chaotic than Sarah’s TikToks, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

DadBodNoMoreMC

biological father, blended family, children, co parenting, Commitment, Communication, DadBodNoMoreMC, Decision making, Emotional support, family dynamics, family unit, Fatherhood, Marriage, medical forms, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school forms, Stability, Stepfather, Support

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this guy’s relationship with his girlfriend and her kids.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into some crazy situations? Look no further! We’ve got players dealing with everything from unexpected parenthood to relationship drama that will make your head spin.

Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like whether or not to be listed as the father of your girlfriend’s kids. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar predicament and need some advice from our wacky community of players.

So come on down to our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs reality TV when you can have all this drama right at your fingertips in Minecraft?

DroneCraft: Lipetsk Evacuation

aerial attack, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, drone attack, DroneCraft, eastern europe, emergency response, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Lipetsk, Military, military base, military technology, Russian airbase, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, Updates, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimension Hops:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Have you ever wanted to join a server that is so lit, it’ll make your brain explode like a creeper in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a massive drone attack hits the Russian airbase in Lipetsk! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! And guess what? We’re so cool that we ordered an evacuation just for the heck of it. Who does that? WE DO!

Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We promise you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you played on the most bonkers server ever. See you there, gamers!