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RegrettableCraft

bad decisions, BETRAYAL, consequences, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, Trust

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	113
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

Anchored, China, Chinas, coastguard ship, CoastguardCraze, diplomatic crisis, east asia, exclusive economic zone, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime law, military escalation, naval presence, Philippines, Power projection, regional security, sea, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial claims, territorial waters

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6946	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

convenience dining, culinary delights, delicious eats, fast casual dining, food on wheels, food truck, food truck culture, food truck fare, foodie favorites, FoodTruckFrenzy, gourmet food, mobile food vendors, mobile kitchen, mobile meals, on-the-go dining, roadside dining, savory dishes, street food, tasty treats, truck cuisine, unique flavors

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Void Gems Collected:	31
Animals Bred:	197	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

BrainWaveHeadaches

Brain, brain fluid, brain research, BrainWaveHeadaches, Connection, detailing, DiSRuPtiON, first time, flow of fluid, fluid flow, headache symptoms, headache triggers, Headaches, neurological connection, Neurological Research, neurological symptoms, neurological wave, research, spreading wave, triggers, WAVE

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

auto assigned, avalon, Balanced, BETRAYAL, Biome, Civilizations, Cracked, financial conditions, Fresh, INTENSE, life steal, Map, meets, Nations, notsosquare, Plugins, PvP, Risk, rules, Semivanilla, Shrunken, smp, stale, teaming up, Territory, world, world border

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Towns Built:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ores Mined:	3302	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

BdayBuds Minecraft Server

BdayBuds, Birthday, Characters, comma separated, list, long tail, Minecraft, Server, Share, tags, up to 20, with

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have in common with other players is a love for blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be matched up with players who share the same birthday as you! That’s right, no more awkward small talk about the weather or what you had for breakfast – now you can bond over your mutual love for creepers and crafting tables!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!

CraftyLlama Minecraft Server

amusement, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, anonymous user, comedic content, CraftyLlama, digital communication, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, JOKE, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, Server, social media, viral content

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Need a break from mining and building? Join our weekly llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. And don’t miss our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where contestants dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCurves Minecraft Server

aita, career, CraftyCurves, creepy, FANFICS, Girlfriend, Graphic tees, Harmless, HOODIES, joy, JRPGs, lying.., medication, messed up, Minecraft, overweight, Plus Size Clothes, professional attire, Server, Slippery slope, Style phase, weight gain, Work colleague

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1649	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	195
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my partner’s reaction to oversized shirts? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all sizes and shapes! Whether you’re a skinny legend or a thicc boi, we’ve got a spot for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through pixelated worlds and build the most outrageous structures. Need a break from the chaos? Just grab a 2XL hoodie and chill in style, just like my partner does!

Forget about the haters who think our server is “creepy and sick”, because we’re all about spreading joy and having a blast. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own oversized tee to rock while taking down creepers and building castles. See you there!

Name Change Shenanigans

abandonment, Apology, Argument, baby’s name, CHANGE, Cheating, family tradition, father in-law, Granddaughter, grandson, levelheaded, Marriage, mental health, miscarriage, Nickname, postpartum, reconciliation, relationship, Rift, Shenanigans, son’s name, tradition

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget about your own problems.

Witness the epic saga of a wife and husband dealing with a meddling father-in-law who thinks the husband is going to cheat. Will they reconcile? Will the baby ever get his name back? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of changing a baby’s name in the midst of family turmoil. Will the in-laws ever forgive the husband for suggesting it? Will the baby grow up confused about his identity? Only on our server, where the stakes are higher than ever!

Join now for a wild ride of name changes, miscarriages, and family feuds that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the drama, join today!

PuppyPleasure Minecraft Server

attention-grabbing dog names, attention-seeking dog names, bold dog names, boundary-pushing dog names, controversial dog names, creative dog names, daring dog names, edgy dog names, funny dog names, Minecraft, offbeat dog names, one-of-a-kind dog names, original dog names, outrageous dog names, provocative dog names, PuppyPleasure, quirky dog names, Server, standout dog names, striking dog names, unconventional dog names, unique dog names, unusual dog names

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Emeralds Found:	9637
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things ridiculous and outrageous!

Join us if you want to see dogs with names like Sir Barksalot or Princess Piddlepants roaming around the server. Our community is filled with players who love to push the boundaries of creativity and silliness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doggy Disco, where players can dance the night away with their furry friends to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dog doing the moonwalk!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!